are?

[Bosun]

toe bogies teminal? :eek:



and why do people worry when you scratch them in the office? :rolleyes:

[Jimbob]

'Fraid so! same as belly button fluff!

On the plus side, it gives your finger something to do!!!

Happy pickin'!!!!

[Doro]

what's a toe bogie????????

[Jay]

Allow me.........uh hem.

It's like toe jam, but a little more.......................SOLID

[Doro]

wwwhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



what's toe jam?



:confused:

[ForestFred]

Me and Jay will save ours up an give it to you at the next forum do :D :eek:

[Huw Beer Monster]

Me and Jay will save ours up an give it to you at the next forum do :D :eek:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

(Sorry, it had to be said)

[krammer]

toe bogies teminal? :eek:



and why do people worry when you scratch them in the office? :rolleyes: anyone checking out this site for the first time must wonder what the hell are these people on !..... and no they are not terminal but if enough can be harvested it does make for a rather decent toast topping. :eek:

[Bosun]

anyone checking out this site for the first time must wonder what the hell are these people on !..... and no they are not terminal but if enough can be harvested it does make for a rather decent toast topping. :eek:


because belly button fluff and earwax melt and burn under grill, even with nail parring topping

[Jay]

Quick Fred, patent this before the Mighty Ewok&Tuck Enterprise gets the manopoly on it.

[Fran]

anyone checking out this site for the first time must wonder what the hell are these people on !..... and no they are not terminal but if enough can be harvested it does make for a rather decent toast topping. :eek:
Never thought of looking in my body crevices for food!
What's your favourite pizza topping or do I really not want to go there???!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Qwyplain Dhark]

Never thought of looking in my body crevices for food!
What's your favourite pizza topping or do I really not want to go there???!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:


brussell sprouts everytime (wiffleberry pizza yum yum)

[Rogue Monkey]

wwwhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



what's toe jam?



:confused:
I believe it to be a substance secreted by the toe jam glands situated around the toes. It has been reported that certain Amazonian tribes use this substnce as an Halluciogenic drug! It is mixed with the semen from a Ghuano Toad and boiled in a bowl of communal sputum, (how the Semen is collected has never been verified)!However, it has been argued that the author of this drivel is compleatly stoned! :o So I`m told! :o

[Doro]

my toes don't secrete jam or anyfink else

am still confused :confused:

[Sir Ewok]

The official Ewokandtuck toe jam creating and harvesting manual states :- To start the Toe Jam Gland secreting Jam, put two pairs of woolen socks on, preferably about May. Only change the outer pair of socks on a monthly basis, on no account remove the inner pair. By August the first crop of jam will be ready for harvesting. You may then harvest a new crop every week from there on. CAUTION! Once you have harvested for the first time, change the inner pair of socks monthly, without washing your feet, otherwise you will develop trench foot and ruin the flavour of your Jam.
This advice is issued free (Subject to conditions) by the Ewokandtuck Toe Jam Marketing Board.

[Bosun]

im not sure the 2004 vintafge will be as good as the 2003 though

[krammer]

Never thought of looking in my body crevices for food!
What's your favourite pizza topping or do I really not want to go there???!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: well, since you ask i find fairy dust (the material that collects in the corners of your eye's when your sleeping?) makes for an etremely light pizza topping. also as a healthy alternative to mozzarrella the creamy scrapings from the roof of ones mouth after a heavy night is very tasty. of course there is also cheese to be found under an unwashed foreskin. this can easily be removed using a wooden spatula, and finally a cheap substitute for mayionaisse simply requires a minute or two of vigourous bishop bashing. mmmmmmmmm hungry? :eek:

[Sheltie]

I think I'm going to hurl!!!

[Huw Beer Monster]

I think I'm going to hurl!!!
Heat gently, add to warm noodles for an instant vegetable based chinese meal

[poridge wog]

i find that when eating chips and no vinegar is handy running the chip through the armpit hairs can give a most delightfull alternative :eek:

[Jay]

Wogtastic......Never thought of that PW. and there have I been faithfully storing sherbert bon-bons in my belly button in an effort to create a lemon scented fluff-base for my cheese on weetabix...

[Friar Tuck]

goes down well with a bowlful of tug Nuts lightly marinaded in brussell conpote! or if really adventurous, stir fried in fish sauce!

[Fran]

well, since you ask i find fairy dust (the material that collects in the corners of your eye's when your sleeping?) makes for an etremely light pizza topping. also as a healthy alternative to mozzarrella the creamy scrapings from the roof of ones mouth after a heavy night is very tasty. of course there is also cheese to be found under an unwashed foreskin. this can easily be removed using a wooden spatula, and finally a cheap substitute for mayionaisse simply requires a minute or two of vigourous bishop bashing. mmmmmmmmm hungry? :eek:
There's a thought....do vegetarians spit or swallow? :p

[krammer]

There's a thought....do vegetarians spit or swallow? :p well i tried to swallow a vegetarian once but she was so high in fibre i had to spit her out. :eek: