Snow white and the eight dwarves??

[blackhack]

Panto season is apon us again
(Ohh no it isnt.....Ohh yes it is.....Ohh no it isnt)

Seriusly though, my kids will be going to the xmas panto's this year again, BUT !!

If there were to be an eighth dwarve, who would it be and why???

I think it should be "Slimey" A mixture of dale winton and leonard rossiter...

[BikerGran]

'Smarmy' would be very much like Daniel O'Donnell....
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...,Who?

[Bosun]

stinky
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well christmas is sprout season

[madastoast]

Mickey
well that's what some panto prices take :D

[Rogue Monkey]

Gimli? :o I`ll get my cloak! :eek: (brought up on LOTR) :o

[Mrs Reject]

I fucking hate panto - it makes me almost hysterical. I used to beg my mum not to take me! All those unnatural looking transvestities and lesbian "princes". It's totally bizarre!!!!!!!! :eek:

[Jay]

RANDY

and he would obviously spend most of his time cocking his leg at the bottom of trees and mounting the legs of the other characters. His purple hat and yellow beard would serve only to enchance the style of his brown Nylon trousers and grey slip-on mocasins with white socks.

[Huw Beer Monster]

Johnny.

He could spend all his time trying to find his way

*runs*

[Rogue Monkey]

There`s somthing decidedly odd about dwarfs! :o And transvestites! :p

[ForestFred]

after reading a lot of the posts on this here forum.It has to be.....................

























Da Da Da! PERVY :D


BTW welcome back Jay where the fuck have you been?

[krammer]

the eighth dwarf would be nobby and his job would be to make sure snow whites cheeks stayed nice and rosy. ;)

[acidpixie]

the eighth dwarf would be nobby and his job would be to make sure snow whites cheeks stayed nice and rosy. ;)


did i ever mention that my middle name was 'Nobby' ? :o

I thought Bridget the Midget was dead horney too.

[Jay]

after reading a lot of the posts on this here forum.It has to be.....................


Da Da Da! PERVY :D


BTW welcome back Jay where the fuck have you been?

Thanks FF, I have had a ****e time of it over the last month to be honest, shan't bore you all with details, everyone's got their own baggage to carry. Still here I am mate and I is gonna get over the forest before the end of this year for that beer with you, even if it means stocking up on bacon sandwiches and walking....

[smeghead]

There`s somthing decidedly odd about dwarfs! :o And transvestites! :p


:eek: you watch some strange films monkey ;)

[Qwyplain Dhark]

"Tossing"? as in tossing the dwarf a sadly missed londomn game

[Sir Ewok]

Wanky
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The voyueristic dwarf, who watches Snow White in the bath, through a hole drilled in the wall.

[Sir Ewok]

Gympi ........... Complete with Gimp mask, ball gag and chains.

[Jay]

Gympi ........... Complete with Gimp mask, ball gag and chains.

Yeah....YOU just stay away from me!

[Friar Tuck]

Spunky.........?

[Jay]

Spunky.........?

Ah yes, the Overtly Confident and Brave Dwarf

[Nitrowing]

I like the 'Gimpy' idea! :D

[Sir Ewok]

What about Dinah ..... as after the other dwarves have finished with him he will have a sore-arse!!!!!