schadenfreude! Well! It is for you!

[Rogue Monkey]

Schadenfreude! A lovely German term for the act of taking pleasure in someone elses misery! Here we go then.........Last week me mate had a party! Everyone in fancy dress! Brill party! everybody had a top neet! unfortunatly I managed to lose a ring I had bought just the tuesday before! £60 worth down the swanny! Then...when we gets home at 5 in the morning...Mrs Monkey had left the keys in My car back at the party! So I tries shimminig up the drain pipe to the open bedroom window! Falls down and breaks next doors window! Still dressed as Sylvester the cat I explains to the distrought couple that it was an accident and I will pay for a new window! Guess wot! Stained glass windows are not cheap! :eek: £250 I had to hand over to the neighbours yesterday! Just to put the cherry on top pf my large pile of **** the costume place has asked for £125 to replace the costume I knakered as well! Well... my Monkey sense of humor has definatly taken a back seat over all this for the momment but, feel free to have a laugh at my expense! Shadenfroude! Bloody Shadenfroude! :o

[Bosun]

that is a complete boooger RM

so now we can ork out prices as to

thats the cost of a window, 2 windows, a window and a costume


strong cofee comming your way

[Rogue Monkey]

Just want a fag at the momment! Id kill for one......three fuckin days of fresh air and my nose is already complaining about the smell of ....erm...other people and stuff! Im dreading going back to work! I couldnt smell urine before! Now I can tell what someone eat for supper the night before from fifty paces! Damn Sir Walter bloody Righley and his feckin potatoes and tobacco and his feckin Fat chocolate! Better the Spanish should have got him when they had the chance! Oooooooo! Fag fag fag! I want a Cig! PLEEEZE GOD! tell me its OK to smoke and tell the Government to stop taxing me for it! :( Sorry....erm....Going a bit mad at the momment! :o

[krammer]

so, a monkey disguised as a cat? trippy man, real trippy. :D

[Rogue Monkey]

Ah! I was gonna go as a Monkey but!.........After perusing the Monkey suits I had the realisation that they all reminded me of some one I know! Someone I dont particularly like (and I dont not like many people)! So I went off the idea and then saw SYLVESTER! he looked cool! so I copped for the cat suit! hahah! :D

[krammer]

a monkey wearing a monkey suit? crazy :D masquarading as a cat however obviously affected your climbing abilityies. just what the fuck your poor neighbours thought of it god only knows, but i suspect your not top of their christmas card list;)

[TaxiDave]

Well RM, you've cheered me up no end with your tale of woe. I think I'll have a couple of Benson & Hedges and laugh some more. :D :D :D

[Rogue Monkey]

Ahhhh! Cigs! I think i`ve beat the smoking thing now! I really believe that I wont smoke cigs again! :) I cant say the same about over stuff though :o

[krammer]

Ahhhh! Cigs! I think i`ve beat the smoking thing now! I really believe that I wont smoke cigs again! :) I cant say the same about over stuff though :o smoking a joint at the end of a hard days work :o really caps the night for me. well that and a couple of pints of weapons grade cider. ;)

[Rogue Monkey]

Cider rolls! i mean ROOLS! ahem....My favourit tipple is cider when I is owt! Cant drink shorts when owt cos I`d be flat out before we got anywhere! Cider Rools for drinkin outside but....Vodi n Coke is best for indoors! ****! DOnt cigs affect you a lot when ya aint smoked fer a bit! :o

[blackhack]

Rogue Monkey the "Cat burgler" lol..........

[Friar Tuck]

Mmm! Just having one of those lovely nicotine moments! Y'know, when the first drag goes down the lungs and fills up, then you get that sudden rush to the head? :)

And then you cough your heart up! :(