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ernie the dwarf

25-10-2006, 11:09 AM

Morning Ernest... hows you?

Doing ok m8,got me little Honda running so i be happy :D

ernie the dwarf

25-10-2006, 11:10 AM

bored ****less.

You lot a bit slack this week ?

Kylie

25-10-2006, 11:14 AM

afternoon shortstuff

I've just minuted a 3 hour meeting, I have a 1.5 hour lecture this afternoon and a 3 hour lecture tonight.... can I have your permission (as the responsible adult you are) to drink alcohol tonight??? The Dr says I shouldnt but I trust Uncle Ernie more :D

All in all being as stoned as a wotnot really helps me pass the time at work much better than knowing whats going on!

Am I making sense? Nah I thought not!!! I really think my car might be staying at work tonight cos I don't think I'm in any state to drive it!!!!!!

Kylie (did I mention I'm stoned?!)

:eek:

ernie the dwarf

25-10-2006, 11:19 AM

Of course you can have a drink or 8,in fact it's you're duty to do so :D

Grav

25-10-2006, 11:21 AM

Morning oh dwarven one :D

Kylie

25-10-2006, 11:22 AM

Of course you can have a drink or 8,in fact it's you're duty to do so :D

Thanks Uncle Ernie :D I shall of course have one for you while I'm at it!!!

ernie the dwarf

25-10-2006, 11:23 AM

Morning oh dwarven one :D

Greeting's o' mighty whorelord :D

ernie the dwarf

25-10-2006, 11:23 AM

Thanks Uncle Ernie :D I shall of course have one for you while I'm at it!!!

Cheer's don't forget the kebab :D

Kylie

25-10-2006, 11:25 AM

Cheer's don't forget the kebab :D

Ick!!! I'm a vegetarian, I draw the line at that!

ernie the dwarf

25-10-2006, 11:26 AM

Ick!!! I'm a vegetarian, I draw the line at that!

ok just have the salad then,see easy init :D

Kylie

25-10-2006, 11:28 AM

ok just have the salad then,see easy init :D

That's easily done, I've got salad in the fridge at home

So that solves tonights problem - salad and white wine it is :D

Creature

25-10-2006, 11:34 AM

Morning - not sure if anythings good about it tho

Kylie

25-10-2006, 11:39 AM

Tell ya what Creature I'll mail you some of my drugs... they'll make you feel better... or at least make you not notice!!!

ernie the dwarf

25-10-2006, 11:39 AM

Morning - not sure if anythings good about it tho

It's all good m8 :D

Creature

25-10-2006, 11:42 AM

Tell ya what Creature I'll mail you some of my drugs... No thanx i feel like a tube of smarties with what the dr gives me :)

Kylie

25-10-2006, 11:46 AM

No thanx i feel like a tube of smarties with what the dr gives me :)

Change to my docs... one little pill can make you as stoned as a thingy for 24 hours!!!

kitkatman

25-10-2006, 11:53 AM

and how are we all on this nice gray day ?
absolutely fuckin wonderful, trying to play with my new computer phone thingy and my mate is driving like a fuckin loon, s apart from feeling sea sick and that I am waiting for us to to try mating our lorry with a bus or taxi, pretty good :D

Kylie

25-10-2006, 11:55 AM

I am waiting for us to to try mating our lorry with a bus or taxi

I am concerned about your sexual activities KKM!

ernie the dwarf

25-10-2006, 11:55 AM

absolutely fuckin wonderful, trying to play with my new computer phone thingy and my mate is driving like a fuckin loon, s apart from feeling sea sick and that I am waiting for us to to try mating our lorry with a bus or taxi, pretty good :D

That's the spirit :D

kitkatman

25-10-2006, 12:03 PM

That's the spirit :D
we aim to please, my little short assed buddy, had yet another run in with the horse guards on regents street this morning, why do they ride those fuckin things down the main drag at that time of day, the other day one did the buckeroo bit and tossed the rider of the other day and I bet that smarted and they **** all over the road, I have seen couriers slide down the road because of hitting horse turd, poor fuckers ( made me laugh though)

ernie the dwarf

25-10-2006, 12:09 PM

Do you deliver to the lavender in vauxhall walk ?

kitkatman

25-10-2006, 12:28 PM

Do you deliver to the lavender in vauxhall walk ?
no mate, why is a bar specially designed for midgets :D
we deliver to the big gay bar called 'heaven' ( that's wrong I tell ya) and I bet they would keep you locked up in a cage and use you as a sex toy, bit like the hamsters upp the arse trick :D

ernie the dwarf

25-10-2006, 12:29 PM

no mate, why is a bar specially designed for midgets :D
we deliver to the big gay bar called 'heaven' ( that's wrong I tell ya) and I bet they would keep you locked up in a cage and use you as a sex toy, bit like the hamsters upp the arse trick :D

No need for that was there,you great big lard eating piss flap :D

kitkatman

25-10-2006, 12:34 PM

No need for that was there,you great big lard eating piss flap :D
pmsl......your a bit happier today bud, the other day you were a right moserable anus :D

ernie the dwarf

25-10-2006, 12:35 PM

pmsl......your a bit happier today bud, the other day you were a right moserable anus :D

I have a bike back on the road alway's make me happy does that :D

Violetmay

25-10-2006, 12:47 PM

morning dwarf, morning 4 fingered chocolate bar now available in fresh foil back.... :)

ernie the dwarf

25-10-2006, 12:48 PM

morning dwarf, morning 4 fingered chocolate bar now available in fresh foil back.... :)

What the hell you on about ?

Violetmay

25-10-2006, 12:51 PM

What the hell you on about ?
d'uh kitkat... a 4 fingered bar now in a foil pack.. oh you don't have t.v do you.. was saying hi to kkm.... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_18_2.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZU)

ernie the dwarf

25-10-2006, 12:55 PM

Ah all becomes clear :D

Kylie

25-10-2006, 01:06 PM

I like your spider VM

ernie the dwarf

25-10-2006, 01:07 PM

I like your beaver VM

:eek: ...... :D

Violetmay

25-10-2006, 01:08 PM

I like your spider VM
That's Harry... he only bites nasty people. Here is one for you.. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_1_206.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZU) a werewuluf to protect you. I used to be a werewolf but I am alright nooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! no not funny.. ok.. got me rain coat..:)

Kylie

25-10-2006, 01:13 PM

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Dead right you little misquoting beaver fetishist!

ernie the dwarf

25-10-2006, 01:14 PM

Dead right you little misquoting beaver fetishist!

:D ...............it seem's to be you after VM's "pet" not me :rolleyes: :p

Kylie

25-10-2006, 01:15 PM

That's Harry... he only bites nasty people.

Like Ernie????????

Violetmay

25-10-2006, 01:31 PM

Like Ernie????????
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/F/1/413p.gif (http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/talking_preview.jhtml?i=F/1/413&partner=ZSzeb075_ZU)http://imgfarm.com/images/smileycentral/imbuddy/hear_me_talk.gif (http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/talking_preview.jhtml?i=F/1/413&partner=ZU) yup. He must be asleep or working cos he ain't biting you yet...:D

ernie the dwarf

25-10-2006, 01:32 PM

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/F/1/413p.gif (http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/talking_preview.jhtml?i=F/1/413&partner=ZSzeb075_ZU)http://imgfarm.com/images/smileycentral/imbuddy/hear_me_talk.gif (http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/talking_preview.jhtml?i=F/1/413&partner=ZU) yup. He must be asleep or working cos he ain't biting you yet...:D

Me bite :eek:

Violetmay

25-10-2006, 01:33 PM

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_11_11.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZU) howdy from my beaver.... he's not a brazilian one. lol.

now behave small person or I'll send Toad round to lick your stubbly face...:)

ernie the dwarf

25-10-2006, 01:36 PM

Kylie

25-10-2006, 01:39 PM

Right then kids, I have to go to a lecture shortly, so please play nicely while I'm away!!!! (or I'll set that big scary moderator on you!!!!) :p

ernie the dwarf

25-10-2006, 01:40 PM

Right then kids, I have to go to a lecture shortly, so please play nicely while I'm away!!!! (or I'll set that big scary moderator on you!!!!) :p

Yes mum :D

Violetmay

25-10-2006, 01:40 PM

yeah yeah,anyway i behaving,so yar boo suck's too you :p
You must be a) ill, b) scared of toad's furry tongue coated with fags, and coffee...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm or scared I will sell your rock on evil bay...... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_2_67.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZU). Tis halloween soon... just off to dig out my transport for the A.G.M.:)