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Bassman
20-10-2006, 08:03 PM
I am a sailor in the merchant navy.
My parents live in South London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to a guy from Liverpool .
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes.
I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a man in 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth on remand centre on charges of armed robbery.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who indeed is still a part time working girl in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD.
We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening ! our own brothel with my fiance utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the manager.
I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Brummie?

kitkatman
20-10-2006, 08:05 PM
jonny fp by any chance mate :D

Lone-Wolf
20-10-2006, 09:42 PM
Wotcha.

Today's top tip.

Brummies do not come from Liverpool :)

kitkatman
21-10-2006, 07:43 AM
i was going on the brother-in-law bit on the last line :D

Bassman
21-10-2006, 10:47 AM
How do we know the other sister isnt the one married to the brummie? :D

Mojow1958
21-10-2006, 11:12 AM
Dear Sailor,


This is much to complicated to be written down........ :rolleyes:

Please call my advise line on 0898 111000...............(calls charged at £1.50 per min....but well worth it, trust me I'm a Doctor) :D
after waiting for the compulsary 10 mins with mind blowing music...and the bland wench/serf saying ..we value your custom....
press 1 for a really stupid answer
press 2 for a person of Asian origin who doesnt know where Birmingham or Liverpool are....as for Brixton....well...
press 3 for for advice on where to purchase Ganja from reputable sources.
press 4 for advice on how to claim aslum and claim monies from tax payers for your Thai girlee friend.
press 5 for advice on how to hear this monotone kak again.....
for all other inquiries call a preist...... :D

Ok..coats in hand.......