saxman
13-11-2004, 12:39 PM
A firefighter was working outside his Station when he noticed a little girl in a little red wagon with little ladders on the sides, a garden hose coiled in the middle, and wearing a firefighter's helmet.The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter took a closer look. "That's a nice fire-engine," he said with admiration.
"Thank you sir," the little girl said.
The firefighter noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar, and to the cat's testicles.
"Little girl," the firefighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire-engine, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "Hmm. You're probably right. But then I wouldn't have a siren!. :D :D :D
The firefighter took a closer look. "That's a nice fire-engine," he said with admiration.
"Thank you sir," the little girl said.
The firefighter noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar, and to the cat's testicles.
"Little girl," the firefighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire-engine, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "Hmm. You're probably right. But then I wouldn't have a siren!. :D :D :D