Oh how I fecking laughed :0

[Borg]

http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

[cxdemon]

Absolute class, made oi laaaf :D

[headless]

ha ha brill :D

[John Hopkins]

What a pity more people don't wind them up. I always start by asking them where they are calling from, then which part of the country, then I ask what the weather is like. They are paying for the call, and sometimes you can sell them double glazing you don't have, or talk about them becoming a Jehova's Witness, or even ask them if they would like to send a small donation to help our lads in Iraq, or Dartmoor ponies...The trick is to talk over them before they can get too much of their sales pitch out! most times they lose their temper and hang up..but they never phone back later because you were out, or got cut off! :D John

[bunbag]

Tracie's the best with salesmen. There were a few going round the doors and before they left our door she had there whole family history and their name and address with a view to having a homecheck done for a dog. She once had a rep from Kirby hoovers here for 4 hours and tghey cleaned all the carpets in the house before she told him "Na no thanks it's not for me" :D :D :D
Bunbag

[HappyRappy]

'kin funny...........................

[Kylie]

I had some telemarketing muppet ring me the other day.... he hung up when i yelled at him to "fuck the hell off you fucking bastard i don't want your calls thats why i registered with the telephone preference scheme" I think he waited til i got the the second fuck before he buggered off but it didnt half make me feel better!!!

[excaliburs missus]

PMSL @ that one ................ wish I could think of things like that to say when we get sales people on the phone.

[Jim]

Soon as you realise its a sales call say 'hold on I'll just get someone to speak to you' , then put the phone down next to you and carry on watching the telly after a couple of minutes you can hear them ' hello ? hello ?'

[Womble_Lancs]

Velly solly, no speak eeeengleeeesh :cool: :confused:

[pingusprogressed]

thats just excellant

[Spike]

I say they have to address all questions to my counciller :D

[John Hopkins]

Just google Tom Mabe, he does a blind pilot, feeds the homeless and other things, almost as good as Bob Newhearts driving instructor/ Walter Raliegh.. :D John

[kitkatman]

that was superb :D

[Jonnyfp2]

http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/


fuckin class.. :D

[XJphil]

I have answered the phone to
em saying
Hello City morgue, you stab em we slab em!

[Bud]

where I used to work our phone number was 1 digit out from the samaritans, and we would quite offten hear our boss shout
'jump you bastard,jump'

[willie2006]

my mate got so pissed off he actually made an appointment for a window salesman to visit him. when the bloke turn up my mate said "he didn`t want any, but now you know what it`s like to waste my f**kin time, how do you like it?"