BikerGran
12-11-2004, 08:22 PM
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2 Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3 Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4 Rottweiler: Make me.
5 Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6 Lab: Oh, me,!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7 German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8 Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9 Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
10 Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11 Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
12 Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ..
13 Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
14 Australian Cattle Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ...
15 Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2 Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3 Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4 Rottweiler: Make me.
5 Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6 Lab: Oh, me,!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7 German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8 Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9 Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
10 Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11 Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
12 Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ..
13 Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
14 Australian Cattle Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ...
15 Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.