Caption comp

[saxman]

fire away :D :D

[Santa]

"......and now for something completely different" :D

[Fran]

......Think I just hit a bum note... :D
Or....Mozart never had to work in these conditions :o
Or....Elton John does a George Michael & gets his helmet out in public.... :eek:

[Nitrowing]

I really didn't need to see that picture... :(

[sprintbint]

do you know the pianos on my knob?

no, but you whistle it and i'll play it. :D

[Freak]

Elton Johns lastest outfit

[slugonamission]

Hey, caption contest was my idea :mad: :p

Yamaha, bikes and pianos now fused into one small and easily portable package, including free pianist subscription for 1 month.

[captaincondom]

cant't find the g strig

[Freak]

Taking Chas on the chair wasn't the same since his organ transplant thought dave

[cxdemon]

Mrs Mills had seen better days the things she had to do now to draw a crowd! :eek:

[Bosun]

Rogue Monkey regretted wishing for a bigger pianist

**damn those biscuits again**

[ForestFred]

HELMET LAWS SUCK! but nowhere near as much as this piano :eek:

[Yoda]

Does My Bum Look Big In This ?????

wow this new invisible body armour really is good


Yoda

[mr.chaz]

WHEN PLASTIC SURGERY GOES WRONG!

Poor old Johnny Rocker went for the cheap Russian plastic surgeon option and look what he got - not the penis extension he was hoping for.

[Grav]

The Purple Helmets Display Team desperately search for a way out of Liverpool before something else goes missing.

[Bosun]

is that an upright piano in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

[Huw Beer Monster]

Chas and Dave perform at a NABD fundraiser.

"Have you tuned this engine?"

New bike security system - requires 88 keys to start.

[Bosun]

or

can you play "ride of the valkaries"?..im fed up with this moped

[mr.chaz]

Another X Factor hopefull tries out for Simon cowell.

[Dougie]

Due to poor record sales Elton John's tour bus had to be replaced with something cheaper to run.

[Friar Tuck]

" Faaayyjiii! Faaaayjiiiiii!"
"giive -a Yer Answer Doo Ah!"

[Spike]

Just think, i used to play the Albert hall me!! No really !! I did !!!!!

[Bosun]

the worrying thing is being an ej fan... i agree with most comments :)

[madastoast]

Applaud or he'll get off :D

[Bosun]

bobby crush's comeback tour was notr quite what he eexpected

[Bosun]

the Mrs r and Mitch turn was always a hit at the sunnybay naturuist society annual soiree

[Dougie]

bobby crush's comeback tour was notr quite what he eexpected
Why,did he get his Bobby crushed?

[Fran]

The bad news isn't that it's Elton John naked at the piano....the bad news is that it's Stevie Wonder driving the bike! :eek:

[Mrs Reject]

the Mrs r and Mitch turn was always a hit at the sunnybay naturuist society annual soiree


:D :p :D

[Bosun]

"watch out for skid marks in the wet"

"does my bum look big in this"