Newbie here..

[Erogenous Jones]

Been reading the mag for a fair while (top effort guys) and lurking around 'ere for a bit so thought I'd say hello. :)

Live near Pontypridd in south Wales, currently ride a CB1300.

Take it easy all.

[Santa]

Welcome to the virtual world of the slightly nutty :D

[Fran]

Welcome to the nutty world of the slightly virtual.... :D

[Nitrowing]

Hey! Got a spare front-end?? :eek:

[Freak]

Hey! Got a spare front-end?? :eek:

I got a spare tyre :p



a slightly nutty welcome to the world of virtual :confused:

[BlackPig]

It's all BOLLOCKS I tell you !!

Erogenous eh? Bet that takes the rub !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

[TaxiDave]

Welcome to my forum. Can you send me your membership fee as soon as possible please. :D

[dracken1]

another welsh person!!! don't ya just love it :D .

don't send taxidave any money, come to think of it, don't let him use your toilet or leave him alone in a room with your cat,budgie,hamster in fact don't leave him alone with anything that has a heartbeat.... :p

he's had it in for us ever since he was turned down by a welsh ewe.

oh welcome btw :D

[BikerGran]

So are non-welsh ewes more... no, I've changed my mind, don't answer that!



Welcome, Jones the zone, boyo!

[Bosun]

'ello he says waving

is that the peoples popular front of pontypidd?

[ForestFred]

Bloody Taffs they get everywhere! Offa ya bastard build a biggere dyke!......
Welcome aboard old fruit :D

[TaxiDave]

another welsh person!!! don't ya just love it :D .

don't send taxidave any money, come to think of it, don't let him use your toilet or leave him alone in a room with your cat,budgie,hamster in fact don't leave him alone with anything that has a heartbeat.... :p

he's had it in for us ever since he was turned down by a welsh ewe.

oh welcome btw :D

Just because that same Welsh ewe was your intended, how the hell was I to know??

They should have built the Berlin wall along the England/wales border to keep Charlotte Church out. :D

[blackhack]

Dont mind the ravings of this lot.....We're all normal....Honest
no really, we are....at least thats what my trick cyclist says.
but i'm not that sure about him really....Anyone in a white coat's a bit suspect....You dont have a white coat ? Do you...


Welcome to normalville....pop, 10

Have I just poped a virgin?
coo, havent dont that for a while................

[Rogue Monkey]

Welcome boyo! Dont ne put off by some of the more radically minded on here! :D

[Friar Tuck]

Welcome to the Ewokandtuck Institute for the Criminally Inane!

All these Unfortunates are currently undergoing long term treatment. I'm afraid they are all destitute as they have had to give all their worldy goods to pay for it under the terms and conditions of the Institute's Rehabilitation scheme.

Any donations made by you to them is immediately transferred to the Institute's banking systems, where it is used the maintain these Unfortunate's current status.

As a newbie to this forum you automatically join the Institute and so all your estate and earnings have now been transferred into the Ewokandtuck Institute Banking System for safe keeping during your stay inside!

Small Print:-
No cash or withdrawals of any kind is permitted by any member of the Institute at any time whatsoever due to not being of sound mind and body and sectioned under the Mental Health Act.. Especially members Fayji, Taxidave, Rogue Monkey and all Welsh Nationalists!

[BlackPig]

Welcome boyo! Dont ne put off by some of the more radically minded on here! :D


Why do the words pot,kettle and black spring to mind......... :D :D :D

[Qwyplain Dhark]

morning Joneseee DONT PANIC

[Mark]

Welcome to the Ewokandtuck Institute for the Criminally Inane!

All these Unfortunates are currently undergoing long term treatment. I'm afraid they are all destitute as they have had to give all their worldy goods to pay for it under the terms and conditions of the Institute's Rehabilitation scheme.

Any donations made by you to them is immediately transferred to the Institute's banking systems, where it is used the maintain these Unfortunate's current status.

As a newbie to this forum you automatically join the Institute and so all your estate and earnings have now been transferred into the Ewokandtuck Institute Banking System for safe keeping during your stay inside!

Small Print:-
No cash or withdrawals of any kind is permitted by any member of the Institute at any time whatsoever due to not being of sound mind and body and sectioned under the Mental Health Act.. Especially members Fayji, Taxidave, Rogue Monkey and all Welsh Nationalists!


You forgot Yoda Friar Tuck....he must fit the criteria? :D

[Mark]

Anyway welcome to the pleasure dome......or is it doomed?

[Yoda]

Pleasure...we dont come here for pleasure
...
we come for the pain

Welcome to our World --- Feel our pain

Yoda

[Erogenous Jones]

Cheers all for the warm welcome :)

TaxiDave, cheque's in the post then. Honest. ;)

Fayji - Nah, the Popular Peoples Front. Peoples Popular Front indeed! Splitters! :D

[TaxiDave]

Cheers all for the warm welcome :)

TaxiDave, cheque's in the post then. Honest. ;)

Fayji - Nah, the Popular Peoples Front. Peoples Popular Front indeed! Splitters! :D


Just don't do what a few of the more recent newbie's have done, stick a few posts in and then disappear never to be heard from again. Triker Gal needs the fresh blood.

[Jonnyfp]

Sorry i'm late.
Dog ate me homework.
Welcome erogenous jones. :)

[GarrysPhrogg]

hi..........:)

[Mrs Reject]

Brilliant name :D Can we call you Eros for short?

[Friar Tuck]

You forgot Yoda Friar Tuck....he must fit the criteria? :D
Yoda? Yoda? Erm, we try not to mention him!

[Friar Tuck]

Cheers all for the warm welcome :)

TaxiDave, cheque's in the post then. Honest. ;)

Fayji - Nah, the Popular Peoples Front. Peoples Popular Front indeed! Splitters! :D
I'll have that cheque off you TD, in advance of your next course of treatment!

[krammer]

hello, good evening and welcome. if things appear to be slightly off kilter do not worry, that is the way of things here on the dark side. ;)

[sprintbint]

Hi and welcome to the sight...don't mind this lot they're all mad...but ever so friendly :D :D

Sprint
The sane one

[madastoast]

Greetings, welcome o the wierd world of the strange but almost normal if not quite as normal as others that are more normal than us.
BEWARE of the EwokandTuck fund raising society for the pathalogical scam artists.
Do you have a pet sheep too :confused: :D

[Friar Tuck]

Greetings, welcome o the wierd world of the strange but almost normal if not quite as normal as others that are more normal than us.
BEWARE of the EwokandTuck fund raising society for the pathalogical scam artists.
Do you have a pet sheep too :confused: :D
Yep! Cough up! Your course treatment Dues are overdue!?