Creature
08-10-2006, 06:27 PM
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian
said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the
first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the
first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and
shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn
up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid,
you know. We're going at night!"
said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the
first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the
first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and
shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn
up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid,
you know. We're going at night!"