Dodgy names!

[Jimbob]

Here's one to think about.

How many names can you think that sound a bit funny when said fast or the initials make a rude word.

For example, say Drew Peacock fast and you'll get my drift!!!!

[Freak]

We have a Frank Hunt in the village :eek:

[dracken1]

on this very forum we "taxi dave" say that fast.


or is it just me :confused:

[Gypsy]

wayne kerr

[Huw Beer Monster]

wayne kerr
Or his spanish brother, Juan

On a more serious note, there was a girl at school, whose first name was Tanya.

Her surname was Haas...

[Yoda]

what about
Miya Sisore

are we making up names or do they have to be real

signed ivor bigknob

[bill?]

We have a Frank Hunt in the village :eek:
and her brother Mike

[Gypsy]

one of my old managers was called sally ayres.. she was not happy when i said i knew her sister 'pubic' :D

[Jimbob]

what about
Miya Sisore

are we making up names or do they have to be real

signed ivor bigknob
Whatever as long as its funny mate!

[Huw Beer Monster]

re: Ivor bigknob...

Whatever as long as its long mate!

:eek:

[guyver1]

Ivor Biggun
Don Kiddick


a girl my ex misses went to school with had the surname of

Goodhead

she got some stick :cool:

[bill?]

when I was a lad (in junior school) I knew a lad whose name was richard growcock. we couldn't work out why his mum wasn't pleased when we called him dick

[Doro]

I work with a bloke called Kim





which is quite funny




used to work with a lad called Paul McCartney





one of the other lads taught him to play guitar



so used to tell everyone he'd taught Paul McCartney to play guitar


:D

[dracken1]

russian wrestler etor abollocoff

arabian gay sheik amanoff

[poridge wog]

i used to be a butcher for .. brechin bacon curers so i told everyone i worked for the bbc :p

[krammer]

ben dover
phil mcavity
seymour butts
dick nasty
max hardcore.....err is there some sort of theme here or is it just me?:o

[mr.chaz]

Huw Janus anyone???

there was a lad in the year below me at school - sirname of Alcock.

We called him "Allcock and no balls".

[Huw Beer Monster]

Huw Janus anyone???

No. Definitely No.

Regards,

Mr Jarse.

[Yoda]

ben dover
phil mcavity
seymour butts
dick nasty
max hardcore.....err is there some sort of theme here or is it just me?:o

Ohh you are Sooooo Naughty :D

Yoda

[Grav]

I have seen a band called

The Hugh Jarre Soul Band

[mr.chaz]

I have seen a band called

The Hugh Jarre Soul Band

I heard they played sh*t
:)

[saxman]

what about hugh jampton

i was once in a band called 'buster highman and the penetrators'

[Rogue Monkey]

Emma Royd.................. :eek: No ****! I work with someone called EMMA ROYD! She`s a Nurse! Lucky she dont work in Theater! :eek: :o

[Jimbob]

I just remembered a chap called Richard Head!!!

Has since changed it for some unknown reason!

[Freak]

Do any of you know Vic Burns



















well it does if you rub it on your K*** :eek:

[Gypsy]

the chinese pervert... po kum yung


knew a guy when he was about 13yrs old, stod about 6'3" surname.......... 'littleboy'

[Gypsy]

Khan E Linguss

[Otter]

I just remembered a chap called Richard Head!!!

Has since changed it for some unknown reason!

I knew a Richard Head - he worked for Blaupunkt or Audioline a few years back

[Dougie]

Used to be a punk band in Fife called 'Matt Vinyl and the Decorators'.
But if yer looking for sh1t band names how about WET WET WET?The band's sh1t too!

[bunbag]

i used to be a butcher for .. brechin bacon curers so i told everyone i worked for the bbc :p

Good one Porridge
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[Bosun]

I knew a Richard Head - he worked for Blaupunkt or Audioline a few years back


we have a richard small at work, AKA small dick

[oggers80]

Emma Royd.................. :eek: No ****! I work with someone called EMMA ROYD! She`s a Nurse! Lucky she dont work in Theater! :eek: :oBet she's got piles of friends :D
Used to be a band round our way called "Norfolk 'n' Good

[Rogue Monkey]

I work with a bloke called Kim :D
One o me best mates is called Kim! and he aint the sort o bloke you could call feminin! :eek: Funny thing is.. I first got talkin to him when I was going out with a girl Called Kim! :eek: Weird! :o

[Miss Demeanour]

The best cover band I've heard of were the Dumb Crash Testes... but anyway...

I had a mate who used to enter (and occasionally win) the Grauniad weekend crossword, and entered under assumed names. If you gave your name as 'Bob Smith' it was printed as 'B. Smith' right? with me so far...?

Well, my mate's pet assumed name was 'Fabian Elcher' (you work it out) purely because he used like the idea of a national newspaper innocently printing profanities, but after a while thought a change of name would be better before someone sussed it out. So after a drunken conversation round a pub table (like y'do) a list of alternatives was suggested (which I wish I could remember) but the new nom de plume was decided upon...

'REGINALD SPANDIT'.



(R. Spandit... geddit?)

[BikerGran]

Years ago when I worked for the vets department in the Ministry of Agriculture, they told me about this vet with a dodgy name and I didn't believe them - so they showed me in the 'National Veterinary Register' or whatever its called.

Surname - Dick

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Everard!

[Rogue Monkey]

The best cover band I've heard of were the Dumb Crash Testes... but anyway...

I had a mate who used to enter (and occasionally win) the Grauniad weekend crossword, and entered under assumed names. If you gave your name as 'Bob Smith' it was printed as 'B. Smith' right? with me so far...?

Well, my mate's pet assumed name was 'Fabian Elcher' (you work it out) purely because he used like the idea of a national newspaper innocently printing profanities, but after a while thought a change of name would be better before someone sussed it out. So after a drunken conversation round a pub table (like y'do) a list of alternatives was suggested (which I wish I could remember) but the new nom de plume was decided upon...

'REGINALD SPANDIT'.



(R. Spandit... geddit?)
Ah! the japery we got up too at the bulldog! Me mate sadly unaware of his new personalised plate! :p

[calum100]

Don't forget the world famous Phil McCraken, and the two gay lovers, Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald!

[madastoast]

How about Rick O'shea :D

[madastoast]

And Mustapha pint, Mustapha shag, Drew Mudd, Ho Lee Fook :D

[Jimbob]

Tim O'tei. Irish hairdresser!!!

Phil McCrackin. Irish plasterer!!!

[Otter]

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