whats your best wind up?

[saxman]

my last one was when afghanistan was about to kick off, sending a call up letter to a scrote of an apprentice at work, which resulted in him going home in tears, and his mummy trying to get the police involved. :D :D :D

[Jonnyfp]

Someone sent me a conscription letter from thr chillian embassy sayin that i was to report to duty as soon as poss cos they'd just found out that me dad was of south american decent.
Actually he's from Everton but its close. :D

[defarter]

Getting a mate to believe i was going to buy a Goldwing, kept on talking about it to him everytime i saw him, well low and behold a few weeks later he turns up at the door with brand new Wing, Oh for a camera when i told him that i had been winding him up.....He never spoke to me for about 4 months. :eek: :D :D :D

[Sheltie]

My best one was at school. I took a spare rib and (after eating it) I broke the bone. Used the contents of all my stage makeup( wanted to be a thespian(don't laugh at the back!!)). Stuck the bones in my left arm. Then went to the nurse and she sent me home. Next day I put on a fake plaster cast that I had lying around and forged a note from my mum to say I was left handed and could I please be excused from all lessons.


This worked well for the week until one of the teachers asked my mum how my arm was. Still they all laughed about it. and I walked away scotfree.

[blackhack]

Telling an english group of arseholes at a rally that " Poch ma' Hone" was an aincent celtic greeting from one friend to another....

I just sat back and watched the fun when they said it to the biggest, uglyest, Scotish, hairy biker at the rally......


Sad or what ?? (fun though)

[Dougie]

Fran got me a good one a few years ago.We'd just got cable installed,one box in the livingroom,one in the bedroom.I pointed out that either remote worked either box.After a good night in the pub we decided to watch a bit tv before retiring.I had the cable remote,but no matter what I did,the channels kept changing,with herself giving me a hard time-"we've only had it a week and ye've broken it already!"
I was going frantic until she couldn't keep quiet any longer,you guessed it,she had the OTHER remote!
Mind you,got her back a few months later with exactly the same gag!Revenge IS a dish best served cold!

[Bosun]

being a twin and almost identical meant a few jolly japes and wheezes

both going to brother college on same day, really confused people, but i got his homework


however best was just after he had stated work, and a few months on from him getting new giirlfriend, rang up left message, all breathless like Congratulations its a girl etcl" this was shouted all over thw works Tannoy for him..

thinks must try that again

[Mitch]

Mrs R says:

The usual nurses stuff to guarantee that students went away with white hair, sending them off to lay out a corpse that suddenly sat up and went boo from under the white sheet, sending them on pointless missions to the mortuary at one in the morning, sending them to wake up a known totally bad tempered bastard of a doctor to ask for a prescription for paracetemol at one in the morning and so on and so forth. Until it all got banned that was in case the delicate flowers sued for distress :)

[BikerGran]

When I lived in the Midlands and was a civil servant (neither civil nor serv ile but thats neither here nor there...) new people in the office used to get a note with a phone number, asking them to phone Mr Lyons.

It was a amzing how many still asked for Mr Lyons after the phone was answered.... "Dudley Zoo"








Ah well, little things...................

[madastoast]

I used to work a 25 foot snow grinder with an eight foot magnet. New apprentices got sent round the back to lift the magnet power cable off the floor to check for damage when I asked if they had the cable and they said yes I smacked the steel gaurds as hard as possible with a hammer this made them jump about 6 foot in the air and drop the cable sharpish. One lad jumped so high and threw his arms out so far he broke the nose of the lad he was stood next to. :D

[saxman]

this has been quite a good un :D
http://www.bikershangout.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2368#post2368

[madastoast]

You are a naughty saxman.
The obese ones will be getting thier blood pressure in a tangle :D
And that dave geezer doesn't half make me scared :D

[saxman]

You are a naughty saxman.
The obese ones will be getting thier blood pressure in a tangle :D
And that dave geezer doesn't half make me scared :D
i have it on good authority that dave is a poof. :rolleyes:

[sprintbint]

You can always gurantee the yanks taking it seriously, they have no sense of humour at all :D :D :D

[madastoast]

They must have they voted george bush back in :D :D

[Gypsy]

once told an american that the sheep on the hills in the north had 2 legs shorter than the other to they could stand on the hills.. silly mare went home and told all her freinds !!!!!! :D

[Mark]

The other day I went across on the Redjet to Southampton...I was meeting a mate there for a drink, and of course a BURGER :D Anyway I was a bit early thought I'd have a piss in the disabled bogs, (I am a wheelchair user) there was a guy <able-bodied > walking in front of me.. he turned, looked at me then went into the only wheelchair assessable toilet in the building.
I guess you can imagine my thoughts :mad: ...... I banged on the door only to be told to **** off... so being the laid back non violent type, I calmly took out my Radar key (I never remember it, but just happened to be wearing the jacket I keep it in) and locked him in :rolleyes: :D I wonder if he's still there! Oh isn't revenge sweet.

[Freak]

A mate of mine had taken up body building and was telling me over a pint that he'd started eating lots of eggs for the extra protein. I managed to convince him most of the proteins in eggs were in the shell. You can guess the rest. :D

[Robin]

When working in a pub years ago we once sent a not too bright kitchen assistant around every pub/cafe/hotel in the city to ask if we could borrow a pound of Swiss Helmet Cheese to keep us going for a couple of days until our order came in.

He was gone for 3 hours and we kept getting phone calls from head chefs laughing their heads off, and sending him off to the next place. :D