New to forum and already got it wrong lol

[Dizzygoth]

Mornin peeps,

New to forum so thought would say hellllooo..already said hello once but apparently posted in wrong section..Dizzy by name, Dizzy by nature lol..know a few of the members on ere from rallies and they told me to sign up..i get round to everything eventually....unless it involves bikes n beers then i'm straight there!

Dizzy ;)

[cxdemon]

hello dizzy, welcome to the asylum, hope you enjoy yerself. :D

[scouselee]

orite Dizzy, welcome :)

[Kylie]

Bit early for a pint but since its the newbies round......

Pint of vodka pls :D

[chazz]

mornin dizzy n welcome

[Sludge Van Diesel]

Bit early for a pint but since its the newbies round......

Pint of vodka pls :D
Never too early for a pint

Welcome Dizzy

[Dizzygoth]

deffo never too early.....am already at bar gettin round in :D

[PsychoBikerBen]

This thread should be in 'BIKER CHAT'!























;) :D

Hi Dizzy - I'm new here miself.
I'll 'ave a bottle of Old Peculiar & a packet of ready salted...Ta

[pyro]

I'll 'ave a bottle of Old Peculiar

Ah a proper drinker!

[PsychoBikerBen]

Ah a proper drinker!

Oh yes...
If it's ale & it's real, I'm chuckin' it back until I hit the deck....'hic!'

[Dizzygoth]

More of a Strongbow and JD drinker mysel.....but failin that i aint fuusy...hic hic

[pyro]

More of a Strongbow and JD drinker mysel.....but failin that i aint fuusy...hic hic

what mixed???

[rommel]

I'm not new to forum and I still got it wrong.......................so welcome and join the clan..................you'll find some right miserable ones here but most of us are jolly................................... :D :p :rolleyes:

[Juke]

Took the words right outta my mouth Rommel................... :rolleyes: Although you were far more polite than me............ ;)

Welcome Dizzy, :D

[rommel]

I do try from time to time.......................... :D

[Spike]

Hiya Dizzy :)

[Dizzygoth]

sounds like i found the right asylum to join...meant in the nicest possible way :p ......and yep, JD n Strongbow mixed...tis wicked!! ;)

[eigerton]

getting it wrong is part of the fun - if you really want a wind-up own up to not hating immigrants, moslems, race reps, benefit claimants, jobbie-jabbers or lesbians - that seems to get a nice fire stoked up

[Juke]

pmsl...................... :D
You aint been here that long and have sussed this place out already eigerton........ ;)

[Violetmay]

Good day to you new person. Beware the shananigans of the naughty people on here. :D

[shaggy696969]

Hello Dizzy and welcome, the mod's re arranged the forums recently with the idea of putting bike chat seperate, but in their enlightened wisdom, they confuse the room names and the positions on the entry level page , ie new room for bike chat , but called it biker chat and put it at the top , where as most of the chat here is general chat, which by the way is what down the pub used to be called when it was at the top of the list and where most people got used to clicking when they eneterd the forums.
So yes most of the elderly not having had their tablets get confused and as your name suggested you will fit in perfectly well with them here. I blame the moderators for confusing the issues and being clever with the names but hey thats mainly cos they dont take criticism to well , and it pisses em off.
So again I say welcome and enjoy the stay. :)

[Mitch]

Ah a proper drinker!
Nah... that's not a proper drinker... you ought to do a yard of it... :D (well... I was a 17yr old student ;))

[jimmymoonlite]

Tut, tut, oh dear dear dear, drinking at this time in the morning.........(sez he as he sucks deliriously on a herbal ciggie and gargles with a ice cold Newkie Brown.........but not at the same time you understand?? - it tends to make a mess of me nice spangly ball gown which I am wearing this evening along with an eye catching line in thongs. Oh, and must'nt forget the slingback wellies - barbour don't yer know...........)

Right welcome you are bonny lad, to the forum where the loonies run the asylum and the moderators let it all hang out.......well Johnnyfp anyway but then he lets it all hang out all of the time (dirty little bugger)...........

Jimmymoonlite 'ere bonny lad n coming right at yer............feel free to do you own thang.........we do...........

Oh aye, while I think on, mine's a bottle of Newkie Broon with a J.D. chaser on the side..........forget the crisps n the roasted nuts - they only make me fart.............

Wot you doing the last weekend in October? If you've got nowt on (but not in the biblical / Koran / holy book of choice sense you understand) you could do a lot worse than come on down to Bicester - THE PLOUGH at ARNCOTT to join the most laid back, small but perfectly formed, stonkin' ('n bonkin' allegedly) rib tickling, tonsil gargling, downright naughty but nice 6TH HEX RATED RALLY run by those excellent bros n sistas of CALDARIUM MCC (I be one o' they.........) and we can get some serious drinking done (the bonking you'll have ta sort out for yourself - when yer gits to my age son yer just likes ta watch).

Bugger........I've just spilled beer on me taffetta petticoat........I bet that leaves a stain.........Still the nurse can sort it tomorrow when she comes to empty my commode and give me a bed bath.....(I'm not incapable its just its so much nicer when she does it.........)

Peace, love and blessings to you n yours me bro..........and hope ta meet up with soon at a rally hereabouts???????


Jimmymoonlite aka Ever Ready - CALDARIUM MCC, Oxford :cool:

[trikerdan]

Hi Dizzy,

Are you the chap who bought my reliant trike a few months back?

Dan.

[Bosun]

hewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Friar Tuck]

Hi ya Dizzy!

Welcome to the fluffy-wuffies! Looks like most of 'em are pissed already!

No change there then!