Hell is .........

[Mrs Reject]

I wonder what folks idea of hell would be....?
For me waking up and finding the last 10 years has all been a dream Bobby Ewing style. Anyhow I wake up and find my ex-husband lying next to me in our old house (which I hated), I didn't loose that 2.5 stone after all, I'm still a full time nurse and Mitch was all a dream (well he is too good to be true :) ).
Oh yeah and realising I never learnt to ride a motorbike after all ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got meself spooked now, I'm awake aren't I????????
:confused:

[Jonnyfp]

On a theoretical level.. I don't believe in hell.
on a everyday level. the filter factory down kings road is a living hell.

[Dougie]

No Fran.......
Stuck forever on pension day on.....THE BINGO BUS!!!!!!
Forever doomed to walk the aisles of a supermarket full of screaming kids.....
A world with no cask beer....
No bikes......


I'm sorry,I gotta stop,it's just too upsetting! :(

[TaxiDave]

Posting comments on this forum and then either Yoda or Dracken twists my words into some perverted sexual inuendo.

Crap!! Thats real life not hell.

[Rogue Monkey]

Working in a paper mill! :eek: Oh! being forced to watch Trisha, Pop Stars, Big Brother, Coronation street and East enders! Sheeeet! sends shivers down me spine thinkin bout it! :eek:

[saxman]

getting drunk and waking up naked with my bosses sister yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuch :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Creature]

everyday that i am unable to get on my bike :(
everyday that i couldnt listen to my music
never being able to see my friends again
in fact dieing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Jonnyfp]

everyday that i am unable to get on my bike :(
everyday that i couldnt listen to my music
never being able to see my friends again
in fact dieing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


Thats deep amigo. everything ok?

[Pag]

Working on a Saturday like what i've just done............never again as long as I live!

[Creature]

Yes m8 - well as can be - just missing riding :(

but hoping to make Icenni next weekend so that will cheer me up - especially as i got couple of flaggons of me Pan n Rik wrecking juice :)

[dracken1]

this is an easy one

finding out my pure welsh ancestry has a black sheep in it,from the black country and they know where i live :eek:

Posting comments on this forum and then either Yoda or Dracken twists my words into some perverted sexual inuendo.

since when has anyone needed to twist your words to make them sound perverted? :)

[Rogue Monkey]

Just a bad dream! I ave em sometimes! Ya wakes up feelin all weird an stuff! but within a few mins ya forgot wot it was about! :o Well! ....I do! :o Dont worry about stuff like that! Ya reached the top o the mountain! ya found yer match and ya`ll be appy wiv him like you wouldnt believe! :D

[Jonnyfp]

this is an easy one

finding out my pure welsh ancestry has a black sheep in it,from the black country and they know where i live :eek:

Posting comments on this forum and then either Yoda or Dracken twists my words into some perverted sexual inuendo.

since when has anyone needed to twist your words to make them sound perverted? :)

Those borders are less than a thousand years old ya know. :D

[Friar Tuck]

I wonder what folks idea of hell would be....?
For me waking up and finding the last 10 years has all been a dream Bobby Ewing style. Anyhow I wake up and find my ex-husband lying next to me in our old house (which I hated), I didn't loose that 2.5 stone after all, I'm still a full time nurse and Mitch was all a dream (well he is too good to be true :) ).
Oh yeah and realising I never learnt to ride a motorbike after all ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got meself spooked now, I'm awake aren't I????????
:confused:
Well, Pack yer Nursey uniform and come over here. I'll look after you and teach you how to ride. ;)

*POP! Bugger another dream broken!* :(

[Mrs Reject]

Well, Pack yer Nursey uniform and come over here. I'll look after you and teach you how to ride. ;)

*POP! Bugger another dream broken!* :(

Miiiitch!!!! There's a funny man at the door who wants to give me sweeties
:)

[dracken1]

Those borders are less than a thousand years old ya know

thats a long time, can't remember much further back than last month :(

funny how as time goes on things change.

i live with a cockney, whose family may have come over at the time of william of oranage.

my sister is married to a midlandlander

we would have been disowned if this had happened in my grandfathers lifetime.(seriously).

and before td puts his 2 penith worth in, i'm sorry but anyone who has the surname "mustaffafuck" just cannot tell me that thier english :D

[Jonnyfp]

thats a long time, can't remember much further back than last month :(

funny how as time goes on things change.

i live with a cockney, whose family may have come over at the time of william of oranage.

my sister is married to a midlandlander

we would have been disowned if this had happened in my grandfathers lifetime.(seriously).

and before td puts his 2 penith worth in, i'm sorry but anyone who has the surname "mustaffafuck" just cannot tell me that thier english :D



What side of the border was Oswestry 80 years ago, you should remember that. snigger :D
Ans as for Mustaffafuck thats an old fashioned brummie name. :D

[defarter]

Did he have a brother called MustaffaSh*t:D :D

[Jonnyfp]

Yeah! he had the shop and mustaffafuck had the kebab emporium.

[Fran]

Hell is realising there's no toilet paper when it's too late..... :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Bosun]

Hell is realising there's no toilet paper when it's too late..... :eek: :eek: :eek:


ah the joys of rally portaloos.
a true bike always has a few sheets in thier pocket


hell.. mmm well i suppose a place with no biikes/real ale and nice ladies to share it with

[mr.chaz]

hell is...............

another bloody forum party!


(chuckle,chuckle)

[Bosun]

when when? :) ...diaries filling up already



Hell is lying in a hospital bed and a TV cew and the primeminister/dignity etc etc appear

(thankfullly not been there)

[Nitrowing]

I don't ride my bikes much (unless I have to) but the inability to wheel a bike out and go for a spin would have me reaching for a big dose of insulin... :(

[madastoast]

breaking down in the middle of nowhere theres no call box and the mobiles got no signal and it's uphill to anywhere.

[Rogue Monkey]

The impossibility of reason! :o

[Mitch]

when when? :) ...diaries filling up already



Hell is lying in a hospital bed and a TV cew and the primeminister/dignity etc etc appear

(thankfullly not been there)

nah, worse than that, lying in the hospital bed after breaking my collarbone and dislocating my elbow, dying for a pee - shouting out 'Nuuurrrrsssee' at 2am trying to attract her attention, only to find the 'Nurse' is the ward sister and worse than that, she's your girlfriend's mother!!

- wait a minute, that's not hell coz I've been there!! 1990 - oops! :o

[Mrs Reject]

breaking down in the middle of nowhere theres no call box and the mobiles got no signal and it's uphill to anywhere.

That's our daily routine m8, looks like we ARE in hell after all :D

[Doro]

not having gypsy around to do me cooking


hurr hurr

[Yoda]

Hell is being back at junior school and being forced to eat cabbage and sprouts.....YUCK

Yoda

[krammer]

west bromwich. what a fuckin' ****hole :D

[Yoda]

west bromwich. what a fuckin' ****hole :D

Hehehehehehehehehehe

Yoda

[acidpixie]

dont think west brom is as bad as Crewe.

hell for me would be living in a world full of stupid TV loving where no-one blinks an eye when a footie player gets paid £70.000 a week , a nurse gets £25'000 a year and nobody objects..... hang on!............................................... ...... :(