Does this look right to you lot??

[Jonnyfp]

Got this from the national rail enquiries website..


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Timetable result: Bournville to Newcastle
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Saturday 6 November 2004

Depart 21:05 21:05 21:25 23:45
Arrive 09:44 10:45 11:52 12:42
Changes 3 2 2 1
Duration 12:39 13:40 14:27 12:57



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[Jonnyfp]

So newcastle from brum. could take up to 14 hours ffs!

[saxman]

use yer bike ye wuss

[madastoast]

That time table allows an eight hour derailment detour as an added extra (no extra cost to traveller) :D

[BlackPig]

use yer bike ye wuss

:D :D :D :D

[Jonnyfp]

use yer bike ye wuss

This is for christmas you ignorant southerner. :D

[saxman]

This is for christmas you ignorant southerner. :D

still use yer bike ya midland twonk :p

[Jonnyfp]

Considerin i'll prolly be pist from the thursday it may not be the best course of action. nope coach or train methinks. that way i don't have to stop drinkin. yay

[saxman]

Considerin i'll prolly be pist from the thursday it may not be the best course of action. nope coach or train methinks. that way i don't have to stop drinkin. yay
WUSS :p :p :p :p

[Jonnyfp]

Your gettin emotional again are'nt you sax. :D

[Grav]

Nope,he's calling you a

WUSS! :D

[Bosun]

is that written in any languahge we may understand :confused:

[Jonnyfp]

Sax help me

I LOVE IT UP THE BUM :D


Get a room ffs. :D

[Friar Tuck]

Prolly cheaper to fly!

[technoboiler]

bus darlin,,,,or al tek ye home in the car,,,,,might pik u up too if it aint a nightmare journey,,,,,,,lol :p

and whoever is callin u a wuss :mad: tell em about the riding bike on monday mornin at fekin 4am to go straight to fekin work,,,,after a hard days tuppin ya woman,,,,,,,, :p :p

[witchypoo]

trains (www.thetrainline.com)
or is it
trains (www.thetrainline.co.uk)

[shadowdragon]

Its the first one witchypoo.

Good luck Jonnyfp with finding a train thats not over priced for the festive season.

there is also www.megabus.com they might go to brum. And there is http://www.nationalexpress.com

I hope you dont do coach as its 8 hours from newcastle to brum.

[Jonnyfp]

bus darlin,,,,or al tek ye home in the car,,,,,might pik u up too if it aint a nightmare journey,,,,,,,lol :p

and whoever is callin u a wuss :mad: tell em about the riding bike on monday mornin at fekin 4am to go straight to fekin work,,,,after a hard days tuppin ya woman,,,,,,,, :p


Flyin would cost us 192 quid.
but that train site is better than the one i've been usin poo. nice one.
I'll check out that megabus site late SD.
thanks for the info folks much appreciated. :)

Not avin you doin two journeys either bab. thanks tho xx

[Jonnyfp]

Mega bus only goes from brum to london or newcastle to london, cheap but it'd take an age to go south then north.
worth a look tho.

[saxman]

cheap but it'd take an age to go south then north.

thats how you normaly get around tho, innit.

:p :p :p

[Jonnyfp]

grr just let me at im!!! :mad:
one clear punch is all i need. :D :D

[saxman]

grr just let me at im!!! :mad:
one clear punch is all i need. :D :D
youd never be able to find me.
:D

[Jonnyfp]

Your the pot bellied ducati owner who crys alot.
I'll find ya. lol

[Friar Tuck]

I'd go by bus! After yesterday's train crash!

[Jonnyfp]

****! i really must read my msn today page when it pops up.

[Jonnyfp]

thetrainline is the cheapest way to buy train tickets and here’s the proof. We compared a standard open return fare with an advanced purchased ticket (ie. booked 4 weeks before travel) on a journey from London to Manchester and found the following saving:



By booking in advance there are huge savings to be made and the earlier you book the bigger discounts there are to be had.* Here are some more examples:



thetrainline really is the cheaper way to buy train tickets.

Kind regards

thetrainline



Fkn typical.

[guydewdney]

surely the bit at the top is a bit of a stupid statement -

if you cant see this page, please phone us on 0845 1233243

oh - ill just print out this page on the off chance that 192 / 118 isnt working, my computer was filled with cat wee and isnt working, so i cant look up any other train timetables, nor use yell.com, my thomson and yellow pages books have been eaten by a wild anteater, and the BT phonebook spontaneously combusted due to sunspot activity.

twats

[Jonnyfp]

Try Trainline.com on google.

[Friar Tuck]

Well I gargled and choked!

Any more bright ideas?

[Jonnyfp]

If you cared you'd have swallowed :D