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Mark
02-11-2004, 07:01 PM
Hi all,
My first post on here.....
I've caught another scam on Ebay...This was for the trike below:
Attached.

Hi there,
Thank you for contacting me regarding your willingness to purchase my item.
First of all I want to tell you that the price includes all the shipping costs
and insurance so you will not have to pay any extra charges.The item has a
Clear Title wich will come along with it.
The bike is in a perfect condition.It will be shipped from Czech Republic via
Lufthansa Air insured and It will take 5 days tops until you will have it at your door.
The product is an US model with US specs, comes with all the documents you need to
register the bike and I am the one that bought it from the store.
I have paied good money on it but due my perssonal problems that I have for the moment I am willing to let it go for $6500 US dollars with shipping costs and insurance.
If you agree with this price we can begin to complete the transaction.
The payment will be made through Square Trade and only after you will receive the
package I will receive the payment.
If you agree with these terms,please email me your full name and adress and i will
be more than glad to start to complete the transaction with you.

Best regards

Zeek
02-11-2004, 07:10 PM
Hi Mark, welcome to hell !!!!!!!!!!!! only kiddin ......they are a great bunch on here............BUT do not expect any sanity.............. :D :D


ps .....I enjoyed walking round Blackgang while pissed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Bosun
02-11-2004, 07:17 PM
allo mark


at least you realise its a scam

(shame he doesnt realise no one actually exists on thiis forum, we are all figments of a deranged mind)

Grav
02-11-2004, 07:23 PM
(shame he doesnt realise no one actually exists on thiis forum, we are all figments of a deranged mind)

What?, you mean we all live in Forest Fred's tiny brain??

Hi Mark

defarter
02-11-2004, 07:40 PM
Hi Mark have fun everybody else does. :D :D ;)

dracken1
02-11-2004, 08:09 PM
hi and welcome.

Friar Tuck
02-11-2004, 08:16 PM
Hi Mark and welcome!

By the way, it is customary to donate all your savings and salary to the Ewokandtuck Emporium as soon as you join the forum!

TaxiDave
02-11-2004, 08:29 PM
Hi Mark

I am the only sane one on here and the only one you should listen to. :D

defarter
02-11-2004, 08:33 PM
Hi Mark

I am the only sane one on here and the only one you should listen to. :D


Hmmmmmmmmm :confused: :confused: :D

ForestFred
02-11-2004, 09:13 PM
What?, you mean we all live in Forest Fred's tiny brain??

Hi Mark at least I've got one custard features :p

welcome Mark we're a friendly bunch except Grav who is a complete git :D

Santa
02-11-2004, 09:19 PM
Welcome Mark. Don't believe any of them, They're all certifyable :D . Be especially wary of Odie - he can manipulate gravity :eek: .

davesatan
02-11-2004, 09:58 PM
welcome mark



ps people i now have a credit card in the reverend dave satan lol

Yoda
02-11-2004, 10:16 PM
Hi all,
My first post on here.....
I've caught another scam on Ebay...This was for the trike below:
Attached.



welcome dude
who are you? do i know you? are you a gay biker?

I love you i do

Yoda

Friar Tuck
03-11-2004, 06:13 AM
Got a Spam email today:-

Part time job offered for using my PC for banking transactions for Westernunion.com! Twats even left a proper snailmail address, but I suspect it's a PO Box no. though! Looks like you apply by sending your email address to them and they get back to you!

Might be worth applying just to see how they operate?

Doro
03-11-2004, 08:25 AM
all scams should be reported to the police IMHO but you do have to reel em in a bit 1st to get as much info as you can (honest occifer)


welcome to here Mark


*waves*

Mark
03-11-2004, 08:59 AM
Hi Mark and welcome!

By the way, it is customary to donate all your savings and salary to the Ewokandtuck Emporium as soon as you join the forum!


No problem, you just need to send me £5000 for admin costs (you'll understand) :D

Sir Ewok
03-11-2004, 09:27 AM
Friar! How many times do I have to tell you.... Plus postage & package VaT EaT and Tat. Insurance extra (not optional) and string 99p/mm.
If you could also sign your entire family for the next 50 generations into bondage with the Ewokandtuck Trading Empire you can then join our forum.
Welcome to you and your money...........

Mark
03-11-2004, 09:31 AM
welcome dude
who are you? do i know you? are you a gay biker?

I love you i do

Yoda
Ooooooo Yoda, you should know, slept in my trailer tent, and my house...
But don't upset Dik he gets very jealous..... (unlike the wife) Oops let that slip, Ooof suit you sir... this lady does she want it ... a small doe eyed girl is she sir, looks back at you like a frightened deer in a woodland glade... :eek: :D

Otter
03-11-2004, 11:05 AM
Hi Mark.
Does Dik know you're here? ;-)

Mark
03-11-2004, 12:53 PM
Hi Mark.
Does Dik know you're here? ;-)

No I must tell him :D

krammer
03-11-2004, 03:13 PM
do not, under any cicumstances listen to yoda. he is dangerous he is, he said he loved me once and what happened? well, since you ask he invited me 'round to his mansion where he plied me with tizer, next thing i felt all woozy and blacked out. i woke up 12 hours later with a very sore botty and a strange taste in my mouth. i love you mark.

triker_gal
03-11-2004, 03:41 PM
Hmmmmm, Mark, well , hmmmmmm, errrr,,,






















HELLO YOU OL'GIT, lol :D

Mark
03-11-2004, 04:17 PM
Hmmmmm, Mark, well , hmmmmmm, errrr,,,






















HELLO YOU OL'GIT, lol :D

Hi Ria

Bit deaf the old girl :D