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22-08-2006, 09:18 PM
Q - How do you confuse a bassist?
A - Put one of his strings out of tune, but don't tell him which one!
Q - How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - None, They let the keyboard player do it with his left hand
Q - How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Don't bother. Just leave it out--no one will notice
Q - How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - One, but the guitarist has to show him first
Q - How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Six, one to change it, and the other five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light
Q - How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - One. Five. One. Five.
Q - Why do bands have bass players?
A - To translate for the drummer.
Q - Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?
A - It took two hours to get the drummer out.
Q - Why did the bass player get angry with the lead guitarist?
A - The lead guitarist turned a string and wouldn't say which one.
Q - How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A - None, The Lead player can do it with his teeth.
Q - What's the definition of a bass player?
A - Halfway between a drummer and a musician.
Q - Why do bands have bass players?
A - To translate for the drummer.
Q - How do you get a bass player off your doorstep?
A - Pay for the pizza.
Q - What's the difference between a Bassist and a rhino that's just eaten a tin of baked beans?
A - One's a huge useless thing that makes a deep farting noise and the other is a rhino.
Q - What's the difference between a bass player and a Duracell battery?
A - The Duracell battery has a good life.
Q - Why don't bass players ever catch a cold?
A - Even a virus has some pride.
:D
A - Put one of his strings out of tune, but don't tell him which one!
Q - How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - None, They let the keyboard player do it with his left hand
Q - How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Don't bother. Just leave it out--no one will notice
Q - How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - One, but the guitarist has to show him first
Q - How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Six, one to change it, and the other five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light
Q - How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - One. Five. One. Five.
Q - Why do bands have bass players?
A - To translate for the drummer.
Q - Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?
A - It took two hours to get the drummer out.
Q - Why did the bass player get angry with the lead guitarist?
A - The lead guitarist turned a string and wouldn't say which one.
Q - How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A - None, The Lead player can do it with his teeth.
Q - What's the definition of a bass player?
A - Halfway between a drummer and a musician.
Q - Why do bands have bass players?
A - To translate for the drummer.
Q - How do you get a bass player off your doorstep?
A - Pay for the pizza.
Q - What's the difference between a Bassist and a rhino that's just eaten a tin of baked beans?
A - One's a huge useless thing that makes a deep farting noise and the other is a rhino.
Q - What's the difference between a bass player and a Duracell battery?
A - The Duracell battery has a good life.
Q - Why don't bass players ever catch a cold?
A - Even a virus has some pride.
:D