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Grav
22-08-2006, 09:18 PM
Q - How do you confuse a bassist?

A - Put one of his strings out of tune, but don't tell him which one!



Q - How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A - None, They let the keyboard player do it with his left hand



Q - How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A - Don't bother. Just leave it out--no one will notice



Q - How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A - One, but the guitarist has to show him first



Q - How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A - Six, one to change it, and the other five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light



Q - How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A - One. Five. One. Five.



Q - Why do bands have bass players?

A - To translate for the drummer.



Q - Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?

A - It took two hours to get the drummer out.



Q - Why did the bass player get angry with the lead guitarist?

A - The lead guitarist turned a string and wouldn't say which one.



Q - How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A - None, The Lead player can do it with his teeth.



Q - What's the definition of a bass player?

A - Halfway between a drummer and a musician.



Q - Why do bands have bass players?

A - To translate for the drummer.



Q - How do you get a bass player off your doorstep?

A - Pay for the pizza.



Q - What's the difference between a Bassist and a rhino that's just eaten a tin of baked beans?

A - One's a huge useless thing that makes a deep farting noise and the other is a rhino.



Q - What's the difference between a bass player and a Duracell battery?

A - The Duracell battery has a good life.



Q - Why don't bass players ever catch a cold?

A - Even a virus has some pride.



:D

Juke
22-08-2006, 09:25 PM
Griff aint gonna be amused when he sees this mate. He has buried his mate today, who was a very good bass player, and a very nice bloke, as it goes.

( But some of them were a little giggleworthy, I must say..... :p )

Dougie
23-08-2006, 09:31 AM
Grav,yer a kant! :p :p

Kylie
23-08-2006, 12:00 PM
Should keep Huw amused :D

The Beer Monsters
23-08-2006, 01:33 PM
Should keep Huw amused :DYour job is to keep the drummist amused...

Coat and hat, gone.

Rhythm Addict
23-08-2006, 02:52 PM
Your job is to keep the drummist amused...
Who's paying for that then cause I'm not!