100% biker in wh smiths

[Choprocker]

I know some of you have prob got your mag from smiths b4 but this is a first for me in our local shop.
So i can now say that WH SMITHS in Surrey Quays sells 100% Biker, woo hoo.

[100%Pat]

Woo hoo.... Nice one, its fecking hard getting them to take mags at all !! Hopefully you and all your mates will buy them that way it'll be a success and they'll keep stocking it... go and tell them how nice and loverly people they are and how grateful we are... :D

[Otter]

Used to be able to get B*** St***** H***** in WHS in Buckingham. Now the only motoring mags they seem to do involve cars.
And that includes the independant newsagent near the gaol.

[dracken1]

i get mine from the village supermarket.
i had to order it though

[Doro]

OMIGOD



you actually go into WH Smiths....????????????





hope you put summat over your head 1st (like a brown paper bag lol)






:D

[Mitch]

Seaford must Rock then, as we've no trouble getting the mag at all... tho' we may take out one of those DD sub thingies!! (add the shirt to me collection - groan says Mrs R!)

[100%Pat]

Hey we have some nice little pewter and red enamel badges too.... just waiting to get a price from admin on how much we gotta charge for them...

[Blue]

Used to be able to get B*** St***** H***** in WHS in Buckingham. Now the only motoring mags they seem to do involve cars.
And that includes the independant newsagent near the gaol.

Don't - I say DON'T!! - get Pat started on distribution! :D

[100%Pat]

Just for once lets join forces..... and plan a secret hate campaign and make them bastards as fecking miserable as they make us.... I've got a really sharp stanley knife.... Ooooh just like butter it would be... you could bring guns!!! :D

[TaxiDave]

Just for once lets join forces..... and plan a secret hate campaign and make them bastards as fecking miserable as they make us.... I've got a really sharp stanley knife.... Ooooh just like butter it would be... you could bring guns!!! :D

Don't actually tell Blue to bring guns. You shouldn't encourage her. :D

[100%Pat]

You see you are wrong there.... offering Blue the chance to brings guns is a great incentive.... and she's also pretty good with sharp objects too.... she'd like my stanley knife... Oooh and the gorgeous crossbow I was looking at and considering buying at the weekend.... Oh I like sharp pointy things! :D
Women understand these things far far better than men you know... vengence and violence go hand in hand .... its a woman thing. :rolleyes:

[Bosun]

and as Polly and Blue ride off into the sunset
their weapons a dangling by their side


the town lay still and quiet

"our works done here " said Pol as a gleaming stack of magazines sat on the shelf.. near to the mutilated body of Hamish Patel the newsagent

[Blue]

Just for once lets join forces..... and plan a secret hate campaign and make them bastards as fecking miserable as they make us....

Now, are you talking about distributors, or about TaxiDave, Dracken1, Otter.... :D

For crossbows I recommend the Excalibur Exomag - 200lb draw weight, 330FPS, lightweight trigger, recoil suppression, fibre optic sight, and very accurate. Allegedly.

[Wolfen]

For crossbows I recommend the Excalibur Exomag - 200lb draw weight, 330FPS, lightweight trigger, recoil suppression, fibre optic sight, and very accurate. Allegedly.

You sound like an American weapons salesperson

[TaxiDave]

Now, are you talking about distributors, or about TaxiDave, Dracken1, Otter.... :D

For crossbows I recommend the Excalibur Exomag - 200lb draw weight, 330FPS, lightweight trigger, recoil suppression, fibre optic sight, and very accurate. Allegedly.

Soooooooo sorry Blue!! Creep, creep!! Here, have my spare kidney.

[Bosun]

so who believeds the "allegedly" tag :D

quickly ducks and tries to keep low ( less fat) profile

[Doro]

low ( less fat) profile


but added sugar - lots of it - don't let em fool you.................

[100%Pat]

I was talking about distribution companies.....
The bow you mention sound bloody lovely but I'm a beginner so think its far too much for me, been looking at a small Petron S2 54" with only a 141b draw weight.... just till I get my strength up.... cant even find a club nearer than 45 mls away either

[dracken1]

i have a barnett lightning compound.

make up my own bolts with items from severn products

[Blue]

...a small Petron S2 54" with only a 141b draw weight.... just till I get my strength up.... cant even find a club nearer than 45 mls away either

Ah, the S2 is an archery recurve bow isn't it, not a crossbow. Club? Why do you need a club? You must have something suitable for target practice round your way - trees, buses, annoying teenagers...

[toots&purple]

Get ours in WHS in lister gate,notts,allways have it,no probs. :rolleyes:

[Bosun]

Club? Why do you need a club? You must have something suitable for target practice round your way -

seals?....


ducks and runs from a volley of darts

[100%Pat]

Had a bit of a giggle sunday night, me being a miserable cow wouldnt buy trick or treat stuff for the little sods who knock on the door, Rik being a softy really had bought some choccys and put them in the fridge....

Knock knock....
pat says who the fuck is that at this time of the night....

Sounds of sweet kiddies voices outside....
pat says oh feck no....
Rik goes out into kitchen to get sweeties mumbling ... nasty old bag etc

Soon as he's gone quick as a flash Pat opens front door to let big kid hating Doberman into garden and watches kids leap the wall in one jump..... :D

[krammer]

Had a bit of a giggle sunday night, me being a miserable cow wouldnt buy trick or treat stuff for the little sods who knock on the door, Rik being a softy really had bought some choccys and put them in the fridge....

Knock knock....
pat says who the fuck is that at this time of the night....

Sounds of sweet kiddies voices outside....
pat says oh feck no....
Rik goes out into kitchen to get sweeties mumbling ... nasty old bag etc

Soon as he's gone quick as a flash Pat opens front door to let big kid hating Doberman into garden and watches kids leap the wall in one jump..... :D excellent :D do carol singers recieve the same 'welcome'?

[dracken1]

Soon as he's gone quick as a flash Pat opens front door to let big kid hating Doberman into garden and watches kids leap the wall in one jump.....

dear ms ringwood.
after much deliberation we feel we are unable to offer you the position you applied for in unicef.
we will however retain your details and if a post comes available that we feel would suit you we will contact you.
thank you :D

[100%Pat]

Oh Im gutted...... and so is the dog.... :D

[Huw Beer Monster]

Oh Im gutted...... and so is the dog.... :D

Better phone the RSPCA if Pat's been gutting dogs...

[krammer]

Better phone the RSPCA if Pat's been gutting dogs... satanism! haloween? say no more ;)

[100%Pat]

Never.... I like dogs, they are often far more human than kids!!

[Santa]

Can't understand anybody being afraid of your dog, he's just a big softie! :eek:

[Jim]

Can't understand anybody being afraid of your dog, he's just a big softie! :eek:

With great BIG teeth.

[witchypoo]

they have all the super bike mags and scooter mags, but have stopped with the custom mags, was told all the stores are changing what they stock, so each smiths will be differant ffs

[Friar Tuck]

Get mine from the Local Budgen's. I have it put aside for me!

[Mrs Reject]

Pat is so meeeeeeeeean!!!!!!! We like to buy loads of sweets for the little kiddies (and eat them all ourselves :D )

[Peirre]

after being forced to take the general managers company car to be valeted yesturday :rolleyes: , I had to spend 3 1/2hrs kicking my heels around town till the job was done (whilst getting paid for it :D ) I found myself in WH Smiths and low and behold there it was.........the latest edition of 100% there must be a conspiacy at WHS to drive up sales of 100%
tis a pity I have a regular shop save already at the local newsagent

[bill?]

for the second month in a row I've been able to get this ere dubious 100% biker mag at wh smiths in rotherham. wots going on....is it a big sales drive...is 100% biker becoming popular...or is Pat having a fling with the manager.

[MAX]

Try going down the subs route. **** hot on the door step every month no worries.

[madastoast]

Try going down the subs route. **** hot on the door step every month no worries.
It used to be more regular but subs is responding to his toilet training really well :D

[Santa]

My local WHS usually has it, but the one place I can guarantee to get it every month is the newsagents in the shopping concourse of our local hospital! They carry the best selection of bike mags of any local newsagent. What does that say about their clientele! Worrying or what? :eek: