Came off My other bike night before last

[slob]

I was wheeling it back down the passage next to my house (it involves a step) as I rolled back I grabbed the front brake forgetting there is no calipergot my foot on the back brake , lost balance and fell off to the left ... I went to put my arm out and remebered it was my fractured wrist... bastard arm caught a dwarf wall and I got pinned by a fugging Rebel 450!

Not enough strength in my wrist to lever off the wall , added to the fact my ribs kill me when I try and lift anything, I had to call the wife and she had to lift the bike off me....what a cnut! I reckon I've put my wrist back a week cos it's been aching solidly for 2 days now :mad:

[Spike]

stooopid git !

[Grav]

Yer daft bugger, Slob. Get to the hospital to have it checked out ASAP, tell them you fell over at home.

[blackhack]

tell them you fell over somewhere else and sue someone for it....:)

[John Hopkins]

I was wheeling it back down the passage next to my house (it involves a step) as I rolled back I grabbed the front brake forgetting there is no calipergot my foot on the back brake , lost balance and fell off to the left ... I went to put my arm out and remebered it was my fractured wrist... bastard arm caught a dwarf wall and I got pinned by a fugging Rebel 450!

Not enough strength in my wrist to lever off the wall , added to the fact my ribs kill me when I try and lift anything, I had to call the wife and she had to lift the bike off me....what a cnut! I reckon I've put my wrist back a week cos it's been aching solidly for 2 days now :mad:

Embarrasing isn't it. Rolled mine down to the junction at the back of my house, the junction slopes to the left, put my left foot down instead of my right and the bike kept going, neighbours laughed at me but helped me up and asked if I was hurt. At my age they all think I'm mad riding anyway! :D John

[slob]

nahh sod the hospital. I'll be alright. John, i'm feeling old at the mo with all these bloody injuries :D

[Kylie]

Slob I'd have your wrist checked out... as someone who refused plaster for a broken wrist because i was sick of it... i do now regret it, it still hurts more than 2 years on.

And i bet u felt like a twat :D

I fell off on wet grass at farmyard 2004 when I had both wrists still broken... People couldnt understand why i was riding.......

[Juke]

accident prone little bugger aint ya!.......... :rolleyes:
You should stay at home and play the play station hun.............much more fun, and far less painful!



































Maybe............ :p :D

[slob]

accident prone little bugger aint ya!.......... :rolleyes:
You should stay at home and play the play station hun.............much more fun, and far less painful!

Maybe............ :p :D



*LOL .. probably right :D

[pyro]

bites tongue....... :D

Go to the hospital, tell them you slipped and your bad arm did not support you, then tell insurance company.

[John Hopkins]

accident prone little bugger aint ya!.......... :rolleyes:
You should stay at home and play the play station hun.............much more fun, and far less painful!
Maybe............ :p :D

Sorry I must have misread the thread, I though he was at home! He said dripping with sarcasm.. :D John

[Urban Terrorist]

I was gonna say that I was going down to london colney for their bike night tonight, if you fancied a beer Slob, but A) you ain't able to ride and B) judging your recent bad luck, don't want to risk you knocking the place down!!!! :D :D :D

[slob]

I was gonna say that I was going down to london colney for their bike night tonight, if you fancied a beer Slob, but A) you ain't able to ride and B) judging your recent bad luck, don't want to risk you knocking the place down!!!! :D :D :D


bastard!
:D .. nice thought though

[Urban Terrorist]

I'll think of you when I'm slurpping me pint :D

[Mistress Maker]

hope ya ok hinny , take care

[Bassman]

The kiddies stuff shop on the corner of our street has a box outside with all sorts of pram and buggy wheels.. A couple of them would make some nice stabalisers for you mate..

Want me to get you a few? :D

[Bosun]

think slob needs airbags :)
silly so and so :D

[pyro]

think slob needs airbags :)


noooo bites tingue again.... :D

[Fran]

... I went to put my arm out and remebered it was my fractured wrist... bastard arm caught a dwarf wall and I got pinned by a fugging Rebel 450!


Is the dwarf wall there to keep Ernie out? :p

[Shaun the Fatman]

Slob I'd have your wrist checked out... as someone who refused plaster for a broken wrist because i was sick of it... i do now regret it, it still hurts more than 2 years on.

Er Kylie don't wanna worry you but I have a sad little story.. as a learner I fell off my bike (oil-manhole-corner combination) fell on my left but brought my left hand over to save myself... low speed so I was otherwise OK.... wrist started hurting an hour or two later, went to the hospital and thios spotty intern xrayed it said don't worry, only a sprain. I expressed doubts but OK he was the doctor.

Wore a wrist brace for two months in contant pain then got a call from a consultant at the hospital who was reviewing the x-rays... turned out one of the metacarpal bones had split like a walnut and would I mind letting them have a look at it?

Turns out they had left it so long it wouldn't fix itself, so I needed a bone graft.

And I didn't sue the buggers either, naive young thing that I was.....Twat.

[Kylie]

think slob needs airbags :)
silly so and so :D

people have suggested that about me too....

[Kylie]

Shaun - the problem with xrays is that they rarely show the break straight away on people "my age", basically they cant see them til they start to heal and you get a little cloud around the break on the xray... so they had me in 3 or 4 times with each break... was sick of the sight of the place and probably highly radioactive by the end of it!

[pyro]

people have suggested that about me too....

I thought they said "Looks like she has airbags!"



sorry :D

[Kylie]

I thought they said "Looks like she has airbags!"



sorry :D

grrrr


do u like ur testicles?

[Fran]

grrrr


do u like ur testicles?


I've heard they look like airbags! :eek:

[kitkatman]

I was wheeling it back down the passage next to my house (it involves a step) as I rolled back I grabbed the front brake forgetting there is no calipergot my foot on the back brake , lost balance and fell off to the left ... I went to put my arm out and remebered it was my fractured wrist... bastard arm caught a dwarf wall and I got pinned by a fugging Rebel 450!

Not enough strength in my wrist to lever off the wall , added to the fact my ribs kill me when I try and lift anything, I had to call the wife and she had to lift the bike off me....what a cnut! I reckon I've put my wrist back a week cos it's been aching solidly for 2 days now :mad:
so sorry to hear that mate, my god your been through the wars laterly and now this, well i have these words to comfort you......

you twat
:D :D :D

[ernie the dwarf]

So just how big is a dwarf wall then :D

[kitkatman]

So just how big is a dwarf wall then :D
i should imagine he has a cardboard cut out of you to measure it......as it might have been a midget wall :D

[ernie the dwarf]

i should imagine he has a cardboard cut out of you to measure it......as it might have been a midget wall :D

I hope not can't stand fucking midget's :D

[kitkatman]

I hope not can't stand fucking midget's :D
why, are they a bit tight :rolleyes:

[Taff]

Just an idea Slob;
But for fucks sake, can't you make up a better tale than that for tellin' folk, it won't be hard.

[Fran]

So just how big is a dwarf wall then :D


I've got this image of a ring of dwarves round Slob's house! :eek:

[ernie the dwarf]

why, are they a bit tight :rolleyes:

Yep never buy a round :D

[jimmymoonlite]

Wot fettl you auld git!!

You ain't alone bro, some time back I came back from me bike club and as usual put the auld Intruder up the back passage......er.......let me rephrase that a bit, put her round the side of our terrace which involved getting the auld gal through our side gate, under the wooden arch wot I built on a rare summer's day way back when, n pedalling her up the patio to turn her around to park her up by the mexican barbecue wot I also built.......I's a clever fcuker I am....
Anyrode as it black as a nun's gusset cos the security light was buggered wot I did'nt see was a nice firm 9 that had been curled down earlier in the evening by the dragon queen's scrote of a cat........I'd have been a bit proud of it myself as it happens (the turd that is, not the cat....).
Well, as I put me left leg down to touch the deck I stepped on the cat turd first........me foot skidded on the turd, I went sideways on me arse n me auld Intruder (which was still running) took off up the patio where it trashed the patio furniture before she died as she fell to the left, dinging me left indicator and cutting a deep gouge out of me custom painted front mudguard........Oh how I laughed.
Her indoors gave me a right auld bollockin for riding my bike whilst pissed....I had'nt touched a drop all feckin night man!!!!!!!

Oh how I did fall about with deep belly laughter........The bitch did'nt even bother gettin out of the settee she had been sprawled upon with legs in the abandoned position on hearing the commotion and my paen of praise for my good fortune to the God of catshyte.........WOMEN!!!!!!!

Hope you are soon better me auld mucker n up for a ride........ :D

Respect bro...........

Ever Ready (who in a previous alternative universe was known as Jimmymoonlite)

Who's been sleeping in my bed???????????? THAT FECKIN CAT.....Jesus......it smells worse than an afghan tart's armpits in 'ere...

[Captain Smurf]

I hope not can't stand fucking midget's :DYeah - they bite don't they - especially in Guest House Bathrooms

[Captain Smurf]

Slob get into Guinness Book of Records


























Only man ever to fall up his own back passage:D

[Captain Smurf]

One of my friends used to be called 'Crash' - but he's now known as Malcolm

so his old nicname is going spare :D

[mick]

:D :D very funny pmsl Wot fettl you auld git!!

You ain't alone bro, some time back I came back from me bike club and as usual put the auld Intruder up the back passage......er.......let me rephrase that a bit, put her round the side of our terrace which involved getting the auld gal through our side gate, under the wooden arch wot I built on a rare summer's day way back when, n pedalling her up the patio to turn her around to park her up by the mexican barbecue wot I also built.......I's a clever fcuker I am....
Anyrode as it black as a nun's gusset cos the security light was buggered wot I did'nt see was a nice firm 9 that had been curled down earlier in the evening by the dragon queen's scrote of a cat........I'd have been a bit proud of it myself as it happens (the turd that is, not the cat....).
Well, as I put me left leg down to touch the deck I stepped on the cat turd first........me foot skidded on the turd, I went sideways on me arse n me auld Intruder (which was still running) took off up the patio where it trashed the patio furniture before she died as she fell to the left, dinging me left indicator and cutting a deep gouge out of me custom painted front mudguard........Oh how I laughed.
Her indoors gave me a right auld bollockin for riding my bike whilst pissed....I had'nt touched a drop all feckin night man!!!!!!!

Oh how I did fall about with deep belly laughter........The bitch did'nt even bother gettin out of the settee she had been sprawled upon with legs in the abandoned position on hearing the commotion and my paen of praise for my good fortune to the God of catshyte.........WOMEN!!!!!!!

Hope you are soon better me auld mucker n up for a ride........ :D

Respect bro...........

Ever Ready (who in a previous alternative universe was known as Jimmymoonlite)

Who's been sleeping in my bed???????????? THAT FECKIN CAT.....Jesus......it smells worse than an afghan tart's armpits in 'ere...

[Bosun]

sorry jimmy made me smile :)

[baldybongo]

tell them you fell over somewhere else and sue someone for it....:)
Get yourself down to Tesco..Look for a bit of water in the aisle..Fall down..New bike :)