wot a neet!

[Rogue Monkey]

went out tneet to a mates 50th surprise party and then the monkey clan went on to another do at me mates farm. Had a top neet but then disaster struck! We managed to get a taxi at 3:30am but then ended up arguing with some prat i didnt know who wanted dropping off in a place that was in the opposit direction to that which we wanted! Anyway, on the way back I realised I`d lost my ring which I only got on tuesday, lost me mobile phone and then to cap it all! when we got back we realised we didnt have the keys to unlock Monkey Towers! DOH! THEN I tries climbing up the drain pipe and falls smashing next doors very expensive window! Ooooooo! Doesnt life like having a bite out o ya now an again! :( :D Needless to say next door have already reported me to the land lord for ....erm..somthing Im not sure about but I really didnt need to come crashing through there window considering they are a couple of buy bodies who spend all day gossiping and twitching their curtains! BUGGER! I* cut me bloody arm too! O woe is me! How much do coloured and leaded stained glass windows cost? :( wish me monkey climbing skills had been a bit more evident! :o

[Rogue Monkey]

Mrs Monkey just pointed out that she has never lost her new ring, lost her mobile phone AND broke next doors window all in one night and she`s BLONDE!(and stoned!) OOO! the shame! :(

[Yoda]

back to the bottom of the monkey tree for you................

Yoda

[Sir Ewok]

Monkey puzzle tree?

[Rogue Monkey]

Ooooooo! wot a sad monkey I am this morning! Does anyone know how much leaded stained glass windows cost? I do! Sheeeeeeet! :(

[Bosun]

poor monkey
still if gonna do it, do it in style

sadly yes do know cost of stained glass...
( i was grounded for 4 weeks and no pocket money for 3 months [i was 12 at time]
** handy hint dont throw snow balls with stones in them at neighbours windows**)

[madastoast]

They can get a new window now without the unsightly :D stains

[madastoast]

RM tell him you're gona sue him for the injuries sustained while falling through his window.
Well it works for burglars!?&$! :D

[Rogue Monkey]

Good point, but...im not a burgler! I will pay for my stupidity! :(