Room 101

[Persephone]

For me it would be:

Arrogant people
Pan pipes
Polititians
Diesel spills
Car drivers who don't look
Rotten teeth
Pubes
Radio 3
Whitney Houston

... and could go on and on.

[TaxiDave]

For me it would be:

My credit card bill
My council tax bill
My mobile phone bill
You get the rest
:( :( :(

[Persephone]

For me it would be:

My credit card bill
My council tax bill
My mobile phone bill
You get the rest
:( :( :(

Maybe you should eBay some of Kylie's knickers. ;)

[Zeek]

For me it would be

ALL fukkin soap operas
ALL Pop star reality crap
myopic old fossils in cars
room 101
West ham utd :D
& monday mornings

:D

[bill?]

For me it would be:

My credit card bill?
My council tax bill?
My mobile phone bill?
You get the rest
:( :( :(
feck off, I'm not paying them

[Persephone]

For me it would be

West ham utd :D

:D

:eek:

How could you say such a dreadful thing

[TaxiDave]

Maybe you should eBay some of Kylie's knickers. ;)

How can you even suggest that!!! :eek:

[Persephone]

How can you even suggest that!!! :eek:

Okay. Sell pictures of you wearing them :rolleyes:

[TaxiDave]

PM me your address and I'll send you some!! :D :D

[Zeek]

:eek:

How could you say such a dreadful thing




Perhaps your right.....................they are dropping of their own accord :D :D :D

[Persephone]

PM me your address and I'll send you some!! :D :D

No need. I don't wear any ;)

[Persephone]

Perhaps your right.....................they are dropping of their own accord :D :D :D

The knickers or West Ham?

[TaxiDave]

No need. I don't wear any ;)


Fecking hell, I thought I'd got over this dribbling. ;)

[bunbag]

gatso camera.s

rust the scottish parliment building road humps eg sleeping polis :mad:
pillion that goes the wrong way when going round a bend :mad:

lapping in valves when decoke
:mad:
triumph thunderturds triple engine

a got ma knee doon person,s

pubs which turn there nose up at us when we walk in \ ignore u as if you aint there next please

[bunbag]

gatso camera.s

rust the scottish parliment building road humps eg sleeping polis :mad:
pillion that goes the wrong way when going round a bend :mad:

lapping in valves when decoke :

a got ma knee doon person,s

pubs which turn there nose up at us when we walk in \ ignore u as if you aint there next please

[bunbag]

putas that put thing,s on the thread twice :mad:

[Yoda]

Mine would Be

errrr errrr errrr i cant think of anything?

oh yes i can

oh wait, no its gone again

wait thats it.....Bad memory

my proper list is
Cabbage
Religion
envelopes you still have to lick
NHS Wheelchairs
scampi crisps
sporty spice
spam (the 'E' variety not the meat variety...and when i say meat i use it in its loosest term :) )
the voices in my head..no i dont..yes i so.....dont...do....dont ...do....dont...do..dont...do..dont...do..dont...d o..dont...do..dont...do..dont...do..
dont listen to hime he is lying...no i aint, .... yes you are.....ohh take that, no you take that..arghhhh me nuts.....stop pulling my eyebrows....arghhh put the knife down....no i wont...i am going to kill you....no dont do it....ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

well one of us has survived...But Which one.>>

[Fran]

My 101's are

My sister
My sister's debt (which has a way of becoming my debt)
People who are cruel to animals
Religious fanatics
Politically correct fascists
Safety Nazis.........
.......we're gonna need a bigger room! :eek:

[madastoast]

sneaky coppers
speed bumps
zips in jeans (Ouch!)
them little clips on t'back o' bras
bigots
biggerots (like bigots but worserer)
them white leathers with the straps on the end of the sleeves

NURSE HELP ME
:D :D

[Zeek]

The knickers or West Ham?


cant be the knickers if you dont wear em !!!.................heh heh :D

[Persephone]

My 101's are

Politically correct fascists
Safety Nazis

Right on. PC people drive me round the bend.

[guyver1]

ex wife
CSA
nuff said

[Dougie]

FOOTBALL!-no,hang on,if there wasn't any fitba they's all go to the rugby.
Okay...people who talk about football incessantly.IT'S ONLY A GAME!
People who get paid £millions for kicking a ball about.
Neds (chavs)
Bingo wifies
Modern parents who let their little spawn run wild.
Folk who talk to me when I'm working on the bike ('cept other bikers,at least they know what yer talkin' about)
Advertising executives
Managers who use management gobbledigook
Parking attendants
Timmy fuckin' Mallett
Wacky deejays-Simon Bates et al.
Kids' TV presenters
I could go on all night so I'll stop now,

[Sir Ewok]

Chalfonts
Judges who let murdering car drivers off too lightly ( 15 bans and still driving)
Europe ('Cos we're not part of it)
Non-Alcoholic beer or wine
Grassers
Snot nosed kids that hang around harassing pensioners
Bike thieves
Taggers
Pedants

and many, many more...............

[Dougie]

Grassers,Bike thieves
Sorry m8,I would quite happily grass a bike thief,after I'd crucified him to a garage door and taken out his knees and elbows with an industrial nail gun!Same for burglars and muggers not to mention rapists,kiddie fiddlers and bastards who mistreat animals!!
Me,bitter & twisted? You'd BETTER believe it!

[Friar Tuck]

For me it would be:


Pubes

... and could go on and on.
May I assist you in helping you to remove yours to Room 101?

[Sir Ewok]

I meant peeps who grass other peeps for minor things, like dodgy exhausts or road tax, stuff like that. I wouldn't grass a bike thief if I'd caught him or I would be doing 15 yrs. His life is more valuable than mine in the eyes of the law. Muss up one little hair on his thick skull and your feet won't touch, and don't go shooting peeps who have burgled you 15 times in one year, either............... :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Dougie]

Fair enuff!

[Rogue Monkey]

Leaded feckin Windows!

[Bosun]

dieticians...

[Dougie]

Aye!How come every dietician you see looks like they need a good feed?And patrons of 'health food shops',they're the UNhealthiest lookin' creatures I think I've ever seen!

[Rogue Monkey]

Aye!How come every dietician you see looks like they need a good feed?And patrons of 'health food shops',they're the UNhealthiest lookin' creatures I think I've ever seen!
Yup! I`ll second that! :D

[Mrs Reject]

Further to leaded windows please can you amend that to; the person who had our house before us and did it himself and now they are all wonky which make us squint eyed when we are is bed lookin' at them!!!!!

But mostly I hate (and forget room 101 send 'em to hell)
That simpering posey tart "posh" spice who spends her inconsequential life shopping and pouting.
Body fascists - let it all hang out I say
Anyone wearing a baseball cap and/or large hoop earrings
Fashion victims
Anyone with a "label" obsession who spends thousands on things like Birkin bags and Jimmy Choo shoes (pointless crap!!!!!!!)
Fashion editors who want to make us all look like c*nts
Insurance office managers who talk the talk, really believe in team work and drive four x fours
Any type of cruelty to animals
You get the general gist!!!!!:D

[ForestFred]

Body fascists - let it all hang out I sayWhat like the Mr Hex Rated contestants did last night ;) :D

[Mrs Reject]

What like the Mr Hex Rated contestants did last night ;) :D

Oooooh, the cruel bastards, I tell you the humiliation and shame those blokes must have felt, it will be a miracle if they ever get it up again :D
if anyone did that to me I'd need counselling for about three decades and even then I'd probably throw meself off Beachy Head :eek:

[krammer]

oh man....1. boy bands (bands?)
2 trisha
3 cyclists
4 caravans
5 queing
6 burgers
7 political correctness
8 plastic knives and forks
9 george bush
10 halitosis
11 nose hair
12 ear hair
13 newsnight
14 jeremy clarkson
15 iraq
16 cliff richard

[acidpixie]

let me see....
racists,
people who let off fireworks (other than on nov 5th)
cretins without any manners,
people with a 'baby on board' sticker,
sports
poncey twat footballers (dont count as sports)
mps and anyone who votes to raise thier own wages,
uncontrolled children,
parents of uncontrolled children who should be sterallised.
car drivers AND bike riders who dont indicate.
and so on..

[madastoast]

Leaded feckin Windows!
Is that opposed to the Unleaded Variety or the LRP variety RM :D :D

[Pag]

1, slow drivers
2, stupid drivers
3, ignorant drivers
4, dangerous drivers
5, tractor drivers
6, company car drivers
7, old drivers
8, young drivers
9, sunday drivers
10, monday drivers
11, tuesday drivers............. :D