Feeling depressed? Check this out!

[John Hopkins]

http://www.deathclock.com/

Now how do you feel? :D John

[harpo]

well im glad i stopped smoking cos its give me an extra 2,000,000 seconds :D

[Taff]

Not really that accurate if you're gonna go out by hitting a truck head on or getting a lump hammer round the head though is it?

:confused:

[churchill]

go on then taff cheer me up ffs ..

:) i was just thinking what a differance stoping smoking made and planin me rallys for 2028

[Taff]

Like that body mass index calculator.
Says i'm bastard obese though the twat.
Never even considered meself of a portly nature till that put me right...

:eek:

[kitkatman]

well there will be a party on or around Thursday, December 21, 2034 as i will be dead, invites are ij the post :D

[RebuiltYorkie]

well there will be a party on or around Thursday, December 21, 2034 as i will be dead, invites are ij the post :D

And another 10yrs 9 days before! What the heck...Thats life :rolleyes:

[John Hopkins]

I Died in 1979! :cool: John

[250chop]

well according to that ill be around til febuary 2068 so ive go tplenty of time to chop some bikes

[Mojow1958]

well there will be a party on or around Thursday, December 21, 2034 as i will be dead, invites are ij the post :D

Looks like a double parteee as I will be there....in another ferkin box... :p
might have fix the Gt by then.............. :eek:

[kitkatman]

I Died in 1979! :cool: John
did yoy star in the new zombie film then :rolleyes: :D

[BikerGran]

Well I only got till August 2020 so I better get on with enjoying my time!

Pizza anyone? Red wine? Beer?

[Axeman]

I Died in 1979! :cool: John

LMFAO! :D

It said I will be a part of history lessons when I'm 36 :eek:

Ah, who gives a ***** more beer anyone? :D

[Bosun]

i better not get anymore long players :)

[Violetmay]

30 dec 2059. I'll be 93. mmmmmm old and creaky and smelling of wee. nice.:)

[Bosun]

trid again

feb 28th 2052

thats 89 not o bad :)

[Bosun]

. I'll be 93. mmmmmm old and creaky and smelling of wee. nice.:)

you sweet talking temptress :)

[ernie the dwarf]

right you lot party on feb 5 2056...... :D

[kitkatman]

right you lot party on feb 5 2056...... :D
do me a favour and dig me up, dont forget the deoderant and the worm tablets mate :D

[kitkatman]

well there will be a party on or around Thursday, December 21, 2034 as i will be dead, invites are ij the post :D
sorry to be a pain, but my time has been revised to Saturday, February 5, 2061
see you there :D

[Qwyplain Dhark]

I'm Immortal

[kitkatman]

I'm Immortal
thats nice dear, now be a sweet and make me a cuppa :D

[rob]

cool!! i died 5 years ago. :eek:

[IPC_Jules]

looks like i have another 52 years to live... should be enough time left to build a few bikes.. doesnt say what you will die of though does it :rolleyes:

[Friar Tuck]

You'll find that lack of breath causes all deaths!