How embarrising......

[triker_gal]

........having gone to the shop tonight to pick up the latest edition, a man standing next to me grinned and said "so your into women then?" Of course you can imagine the response I gave him. :mad:

No offence intended to anyone but this has really fecked me off and was very embarrising. Anyone else had this kind of problem or am I the only one? :rolleyes:

[cxdemon]

Must admit the mag is the only one in the shop that when i get it is put in a brown paper bag!! :eek:

[TaxiDave]

No offence intended to anyone but this has really fecked me off and was very embarrising. Anyone else had this kind of problem or am I the only one? :rolleyes:


I've had this problem as well, but partly because I'm generally dribbling by the time I get to the counter, and sometimes there's nice bikes to look at. :D

Seriously though TG, if you are having un-pure thoughts about semi-naked ladies, I think you should tell us all about it at great length :cool:

[triker_gal]

I've had this problem as well, but partly because I'm generally dribbling by the time I get to the counter, and sometimes there's nice bikes to look at. :D


You've just hit the nail on the head, but it doesn't have the same effect on women than it does men, well some women :rolleyes:

[Wolfen]

Several years back when I was working in the States, I asked an American who was visiting England to pick my copy up and bring it to me on his return.

After passing it to me in the office, he tried to embarass me in front of the women workers by loudly announcing it had naked centrefolds.

His face was a picture when I answered "I wondered why it was sticky".

[Rogue Monkey]

........having gone to the shop tonight to pick up the latest edition, a man standing next to me grinned and said "so your into women then?" Of course you can imagine the response I gave him. :mad:

No offence intended to anyone but this has really fecked me off and was very embarrising. Anyone else had this kind of problem or am I the only one? :rolleyes:
Funny thing but yes! A bloke said the same to me! :confused: Weird! :o

[Bosun]

I've had this problem as well, but partly because I'm generally dribbling by the time I get to the counter, and sometimes there's nice bikes to look at. :D


and your complining about pensioners in the back of your cab ;)


Poor you TG some people need a life

i get mine on subscription now, brown envelopes at dawn
still if its on the side at work, its suprising how many others have a sneaky peak at iit

[Wulfgar_SDL]

Hi Triker Gal,

I can see your point, worse thing is when your at the counter paying for it and you've got kids giving you dirty looks, cos they think you just bought a porn mag.

Another problem is it is never among the other bike mags, so you end up having to go along the top shelve to find it, resulting in more looks of disgust from others in the shop, and being on the top shelve, it can be a pain in the arse to reach, especialy if you have a dissability.

Which means you have to ask some other poor shmuck to get it down for you.

Wulfgar
How's the coffin :)

[bunbag]

i just get the mag from the local shop only for local people , the young lass always says here,s yer dirty bike mag , PLEASE KEEP 100% BIKER THE WAY IT IS DONT CHANGE IT AN DONT PUT UP THE PRICE , we are that poor the wifes got to take the bones oot her corset to make the soup :o

[Persephone]

Embarrising? how Embarrassing ;)

[guyver1]

OKAY...........where the hell do i find a copy, my local newsagents only sell terrorist weekly and other kinds of crap in different languages
:cool:

[Sir Ewok]

Tell him to order it or you'll send Osama round to sort him out. Seriously, if you ask him to order it, he probably will. After all, profit is profit and he may find others will want it. I ordered mine and my local asian emporium sells 4-5 copies a month. Don't know till you try.

[triker_gal]

scuse me for not spellin correctly, I am a foreigner afterall :rolleyes:

and i'm not asking for the mag to be changed , i'll be off now byeeeeeeeeee

[krammer]

i always buy my copy along with asian babes, rubber monthly, whitehouse,dogging journal and how to meet girls and i don't get any funny looks at all. :o

[Fran]

I know what you mean.I never get any hassle when I'm buying my copy.They're always too busy looking at my stilletoe thigh boots & rubber crotchless catsuit with the plug in tail to look at what I'm reading.Is that your excuse too Krammer? :D

[Bosun]

They're always too busy looking at my stilletoe thigh boots & rubber crotchless catsuit with the plug in tail to look at what I'm reading.


now thats some picture you paint...
what do you wear when you buy the womans weekely?

[Fran]

now thats some picture you paint...
what do you wear when you buy the womans weekely?
Exactly the same but with sensible shoes :D

[Dougie]

Is that the 6" heeled sensible shoes then?

[Fran]

Is that the 6" heeled sensible shoes then?
Yes,the matching pair to yours! :D

[Bosun]

Exactly the same but with sensible shoes :D
:D :D :D

[madastoast]

If had been me TG I would have said "why? are you . I wouldn't have thought it looking at you!" :D :D

[defarter]

TG have you thought about a 12 months subscription for 100% that way yer dont have to put up with that kind of sh*te + the mag seems to pop through yer door before the shops have even got it. ;) ;)

[BikerGran]

Embarrising? how Embarrassing ;)

How very embarrassing that you have to comment on someone else's spelling - can't you think of anything else to say? Have you even seen the mag?

[defarter]

How very embarrassing that you have to comment on someone else's spelling - can't you think of anything else to say? Have you even seen the mag?


Snap........ glad yer thinking the same thoughts. ;) ;)

[100%Pat]

Well said.... my thoughts exactly!!

[Doro]

ours comes through the post in a brown paper bag too

but I would have pointed out that it was a BIKER magazine, grrr dimwit


cos that's how I am






and we love you TG so don't go.......... :) :)

[Nitrowing]

How very embarrassing that you have to comment on someone else's spelling - can't you think of anything else to say? Have you even seen the mag?
Leave it don't start me off on a rant about billions of pounds worth of internet and spellcheckers/google/dictionary.com...! :p

[100%Pat]

I cant get spellchecker to work in the forum pages, and dont give a flying fuck anyway, folk who worry about others spelling and not what they are saying are anal sods!! I've rather read what TG/anyone has to say and whether they can spell doesnt come into it...**** my spelling is crap at the best of times!!

[Doro]

I used to wrongly think that people who couldn't spell were of a lower intelligence

then I realised that often they were dislexic or just crap at typing



I judged and was found wanting


but I learned my lesson



and am alright now :)


have to say though that I only ever pointed out someone's poor spelling if I was trying to wind em up for a laugh (if they were in the joke too that is)

[Yoda]

I cant get spellchecker to work in the forum pages, and dont give a flying fuck anyway, folk who worry about others spelling and not what they are saying are anal sods!! I've rather read what TG/anyone has to say and whether they can spell doesnt come into it...**** my spelling is crap at the best of times!!

I wholeheartedly agree Pat
although i have learned to read my posts..cuz some of my words dont even resemble real words :D

there are far more importanter things than spilling and grammerer.

Yoda

[TaxiDave]

I wholeheartedly agree Pat
although i have learned to read my posts..cuz some of my words dont even resemble real words :D

there are far more importanter things than spilling and grammerer.

Yoda


Yoda, some of the words that you speak don't actually resemble real words. :D

[cxdemon]

Heer heer thit maan. coodnt agrree moor :D

[Friar Tuck]

I know what you mean.I never get any hassle when I'm buying my copy.They're always too busy looking at my stilletoe thigh boots & rubber crotchless catsuit with the plug in tail to look at what I'm reading.Is that your excuse too Krammer? :D
So no Nursey Uniform then?

[ForestFred]

Right then as zum people da zeem ta have trouble readin wot as bin posted.Wat I be gwain ta do vram now on is type my posts in pure vorest o dean dialect.an if thouse do ave a problem we it .thouse'll just ave to put up we it zurry :D

[cxdemon]

Buggeritt!! where did i put my Babel fish? :D

[Fran]

So no Nursey Uniform then?
Only the velcro seamed easy to rip off one but Dougie's wearing it just now! :D
I don't give a toss about spelling either.It's what you mean that counts :o

[Nitrowing]

I said not to go down this road....
<rant>
What is the point of teaching children to read and write?
To communicate effectively and precisely so that there are few chances of misunderstanding.
Why bother to learn your own language correctly? - hell there are millions of foreigners out there who can look at us quizzically and correct us in our grammer, spelling and pronunciation.
Apart from a small percentage of the population who actually have dyslexia, the most common mistakes in spelling and grammar are due to laziness, whether while learning at school or lack of discipline as an adult.
Ignorance, yet again, is no defence.

I didn't pass my English Language GCSE first time, so I stayed back and tried harder. That's why my tolerance level on this subject is so low.

</rant>

:eek:

[Yoda]

Yoda, some of the words that you speak don't actually resemble real words. :D

slu gibber voy, zi binglbish ir hem serfgret ni hew birogglywoggle

Ykjh

[Yoda]

I said not to go down this road....
<rant>
What is the point of teaching children to read and write?
To communicate effectively and precisely so that there are few chances of misunderstanding.
Why bother to learn your own language correctly? - hell there are millions of foreigners out there who can look at us quizzically and correct us in our grammer, spelling and pronunciation.
Apart from a small percentage of the population who actually have dyslexia, the most common mistakes in spelling and grammar are due to laziness, whether while learning at school or lack of discipline as an adult.
Ignorance, yet again, is no defence.

I didn't pass my English Language GCSE first time, so I stayed back and tried harder. That's why my tolerance level on this subject is so low.


But the point is
Nobody knows what will happen tomorrow and to be honest correct spelling and grammar are one of the last things in life you should care about (unless it is your living)
In the grand scheme of things..it is not that important so we may put an I before an E, or not enough S's etc...
Life is to short to worry about it.

And we all should learn Tolerance, correct someone publicly is more ignorant than someone spelling something wrong and causing confusion or misunderstanding

Yoda




Yoda

[madastoast]

Two of my kids are dyslexic and they are as smart as anything but you need an O level in gibberish to read anything they write so spelling correctly is not high on my priority list just getting them through life is

[Nitrowing]

In the grand scheme of things, it doesn't matter if we throw our litter in the street or decorate our bedrooms. In ordinary everyday life it makes things a bit more pleasant for both ourselves and others.

[madastoast]

In the grand scheme of things it would be more pleasant if we all were the same and we all liked the same things and all did the same things.
My kids would have it a damn sight easier if they could read and write as you and I, but it aint gonna happen and they are not lazy or disinterested they are good kids and they are not these baseball capped sheep that run riot at all hours drinking and setting fireworks off harrassing grannies and tormenting the asian emporium owner.
I for one want to be different and if that is unpleasant to others then so be it.
I AM NOT A NUMBER!! :mad:

[Fran]

I got an A for english at school & I use spellcheck or a dictionary for work or anything official if I need to but this forum is meant to be fun.I think the point is that if we're going to pull each other up for our spelling etc then it's not going to be fun for long.Don't tell me there's more to life than having fun.... :(

[cxdemon]

There's one thing that's more important than having fun..........






Having ****loads of fun!! :D

[Nitrowing]

*sighs*
The end of civilization as we know it...

Fun? I haven't had fun since... erm... dancing with that mohican on saturday night in a boat that permanently leans over on it's moorings :p

[Fran]

*sighs*
The end of civilization as we know it...

Fun? I haven't had fun since... erm... dancing with that mohican on saturday night in a boat that permanently leans over on it's moorings :p
I'll have you know I'm very civilized :D I always point my pinky out when I sip my pint in the pub :p

[Yoda]

*sighs*
The end of civilization as we know it...

seee the end of the world really is Nigh :D :D :D

Yoda

[defarter]

[QUOTE=Nitrowing]*sighs*
The end of civilization as we know it...


Who give's a flying fuck fer fuck sake :D :D :D :p

[bunbag]

HAY persy aintno whitchess or warlock oan this site , an do it fuckin n=matter that oor clan cant spell . :mad: angry

[triker_gal]

Listen up, I didn't say I was leaving the forum, just said goodbye to the thread because I got pissed off. I'm human, I'm entitled.

Now, if I spell ANYTHING incorrectly, then so feckin what ???? If you think it should be corrected then personally I think you need to GET A LIFE !!!!

There's alot more I could say here, but I'm not going to bother, and if this has indeed offended anyone then tough because I dont really care OK !? So excuse me for being rude, unable to spell, a foreigner, female at that and anything else that doesn't rock your boat :p

Aahhhhh feel better now, unless someone else wants to have a pop ?!

[Friar Tuck]

POP! :p

*Snigger! Snigger! Runs bloody fast and hides behind the nearest wheeleybin!*

:D :D

[defarter]

POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP OPO OPO POO OOP :D :D


Correct me if I'm rong :eek: :eek:

[Doro]

I get what you're saying Nitrowing cos I used to be the same, hated it when people used your instead of you're etc

but then

I realised that people can often make mistakes
and mistype things
and no-one is perfect (cept me of course ha ha)
etc

who wants to check a dictionary when it's just us here on our favourite happy-go-lucky forum?

that's not fun


but I did like TG's rant



nothing like a good rant to make you feel better



and we still love you Ria :D

[krammer]

err, i think persephone may have run to the hills :) and nitro? chill out! :D

[Nitrowing]

err, i think persephone may have run to the hills :) and nitro? chill out! :D
LOL! I did say near the beginning of the thread not to start me on this - then you lot get the sharp stick and start poking me with it :rolleyes: :D

[cxdemon]

Wot us? we wouldn't, would we? no, *poke poke * :D

[triker_gal]

OK, who was it ???



Own up !!!!!

















who pop'd my cherry ffs, lol :D

[100%Pat]

come off it .... you dont really expect us to believe you were ever that innocent!! Bloody hell the men on here are daft sometimes but surely not that stupid..... :D

[defarter]

who pop'd my cherry ffs, lol :D[/QUOTE]



Whats a "Cheery" :confused: :confused: :confused:

[krammer]

OK, who was it ???



Own up !!!!!

















who pop'd my cherry ffs, lol :D i did, 1985 behind the bike shed. omfg! am i in trouble or what?:eek:

[witchypoo]

you married to a woman :P








YES YES YES, MY TIME FOR REVENGE ON YOUR HUBBY HAS STARTED :D

[triker_gal]

you married to a woman :P








YES YES YES, MY TIME FOR REVENGE ON YOUR HUBBY HAS STARTED :D
Shaggy says "When do you get the top box?"

"The one with Pizza delivery written on the side."

"Cos most mopeds are used for delivering pizza's :D "

[triker_gal]

i did, 1985 behind the bike shed. omfg! am i in trouble or what?:eek:
YES !!!! you cradle snatcher, lmfao :D I was only 14yrs old lol :eek:

[defarter]

YES !!!! you cradle snatcher, lmfao :D I was only 14yrs old lol :eek:



Can yer remember that far back.........


Skates on :eek: :eek:

[Bosun]

YES !!!! you cradle snatcher, lmfao :D I was only 14yrs old lol :eek:


welll helloooo little girl


bet you were a Duran Duran fan then :)

[witchypoo]

Shaggy says "When do you get the top box?"

"The one with Pizza delivery written on the side."

"Cos most mopeds are used for delivering pizza's :D "



When my bike is up and running again, i race ya, see who has the fastist moped!!!:P you will eat your words along with my dust!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



:p :p :p

[krammer]

YES !!!! you cradle snatcher, lmfao :D I was only 14yrs old lol :eek: 14? but ria you swore to me you 15 :eek:

[triker_gal]

Can yer remember that far back.........


Skates on :eek: :eek:
anyway you !!! you dont deserve that avatar :eek:

[triker_gal]

welll helloooo little girl


bet you were a Duran Duran fan then :)
do you know, I was the about the only girl in my school that hated them !!! I was into the old rock and the odd one out at school, oohhhhh bless my cottons,lol :D

[triker_gal]

14? but ria you swore to me you 15 :eek:
you think thats bad ?! I'm much more forgetful these days,lol :o I swore I was 32 this year, hmmm

[Fran]

do you know, I was the about the only girl in my school that hated them !!! I was into the old rock and the odd one out at school, oohhhhh bless my cottons,lol :D
When I was at scool you had to be in either the David Cassidy or the Donny Osmond gang!After that it was all down hill with the Bay City Rollers.... :eek:

[defarter]

anyway you !!! you dont deserve that avatar :eek:



BITCHY....BITCHY....BITCHY :D :D

[triker_gal]

BITCHY....BITCHY....BITCHY :D
Thats me :p :D

[100%Pat]

There was nothing wrong with the Bay City Rollers!! I was a Shangalang!!
Ooooh Les McKewan..... :D

[triker_gal]

have to admit I actually liked their music, even though I was a little whiper snapper lol :D

[mr.chaz]

I was a Shangalang!!
:D

That explains a lot....
it all becomes clear to me now.
:p

[krammer]

When I was at scool you had to be in either the David Cassidy or the Donny Osmond gang!After that it was all down hill with the Bay City Rollers.... :eek: i was the alice cooper gang. (billion dollar babies) and to think of the outrage marilyn manson causes in certain circles!

[Dougie]

When I was at scool you had to be in either the David Cassidy or the Donny Osmond gang!After that it was all down hill with the Bay City Rollers.... :eek:
She still is,guys!
(runs away VEEERRY quickly,hiding all sharp,blunt and throwable objects!)

Every laddie in Scotland (there were a very few exceptions) loathed the Rollers and wanted them dead!We were more into Nazareth,Sensational Alex Harvey Band,Zep,Floyd,Yes et al!

[krammer]

She still is,guys!
(runs away VEEERRY quickly,hiding all sharp,blunt and throwable objects!)

Every laddie in Scotland (there were a very few exceptions) loathed the Rollers and wanted them dead!We were more into Nazareth,Sensational Alex Harvey Band,Zep,Floyd,Yes et al! the sensational alex harvey band rocked! was'nt there that really thin, white faced guitarist in the band?

[Dougie]

the sensational alex harvey band rocked! was'nt there that really thin, white faced guitarist in the band?
Yep,Zal Cleminson!TOTALLY underrated.Played with Nazareth for a while,got hacked off with the music biz and became a taxi driver.The band,with a new singer obviously, are doing their farewell tour soon,we've got OUR tickets!

[Fran]

She still is,guys!
(runs away VEEERRY quickly,hiding all sharp,blunt and throwable objects!)

Every laddie in Scotland (there were a very few exceptions) loathed the Rollers and wanted them dead!We were more into Nazareth,Sensational Alex Harvey Band,Zep,Floyd,Yes et al!
Yeah,just coz you're a secret Flock Of Seagulls fan & wear that big mutant quiff at the weekends!
I left the Donny Osmond gang to form my own Gary Glitter gang......now that's come back to bite me in the ass!!! :eek:

[Dougie]

Are ye sure that's only BITE you in the ass?


And a Flock of Seagulls was YOUR fave band not mine,ye can't deny it!

[Huw Beer Monster]

There was nothing wrong with the Bay City Rollers!! I was a Shangalang!!

You really, really, shouldn't have said that. You *will* regret that remark at some point.

[Doro]

it's truly amazing how this thread has morphed



*grin*

[Huw Beer Monster]

it's truly amazing how this thread has morphed
*grin*

You mean Tony Hart's going to be along in a minute?

[Doro]

I remember when they tried to ban morph cos he didn't talk proper like

and they said kids would suffer in their speech development


FFS


bill & ben

telly tubbies

etc etc


who do they think they are?










yeah HUW - I see what you're doing *smirk*

[Mrs Reject]

I remember when they tried to ban morph cos he didn't talk proper like

and they said kids would suffer in their speech development


FFS


bill & ben

telly tubbies

Wot the fuck are those wankers talking about - innit? :D

[Freak]

I remember when they tried to ban morph cos he didn't talk proper like and they said kids would suffer in their speech development


Just for a change I tuned into Radio 1 last night.There seemed to be some sort of phone in. I listened for about twenty minutes and can honestly say I hardly understood a word they said let alone have any idea what the feck
they were talking about and I aint bigging it up.....yo

I'm too old for radio 1.....thank feck! :D

[Doro]

Wot the fuck are those wankers talking about - innit? :D






*snigger*


:D :D









cor wot happened to the word censor???






hey mister is she allowed to say them bad words









cos if she is I wanna....

[madastoast]

Most of the time When the kids come and talk at me I have to ask them to repeat what they say in English.

And I can get you the Bay city rollers greatest hits on CD if you want Pat they had a little comeback when Love Actually was in the Cimena so they released a greatest hits Cd. Most have been cleared up by the noise abatement society but I know where one is hiding unmolested :D

[100%Pat]

Garrysphrogg has it!!!!! She takes it to rallies with her.... :D

[acidpixie]

my own humble opinion, for what its worth is that every 50-100 years since people have used language. someone-somewhere has complaned (!) that its all being ruined by new-fangled 'made-up' words.
grammar and spelling are designed by academics to prevent people from thinking for them selves.
there was an English language exam question that went " Are Grammar and Spelling important to the construction of a coherient statement or question?"

It may just be an urban myth but a student who recieved a pass mark wrote...
" iff u kan reid dis, kno."

[Nitrowing]

I did raed an inseretting arcitle rectenly taht steatd taht mst pelope can unsterdand a setennce prefectly well as ling as the fsirt and last leettrs were in the coceret plcaes....

[Bosun]

I did raed an inseretting arcitle rectenly taht steatd taht mst pelope can unsterdand a setennce prefectly well as ling as the fsirt and last leettrs were in the coceret plcaes....


Tahts jsut BLOOLCKS taht is ( you cant do much with is)



altogether now

[Rogue Monkey]

Boodly Hlel! Fncay Taht! Ubnldooy Bleiealvbe! :confused: :o