anyone seen my bulging sack

[Yoda]

AHHHH I have been Robbed
Page 23 = Bulging sack
but its gone and someone has replaced it with pictures..ive been mugged for my sack

Pat oh pat what is to become of my bulging sack

Yours Confused

[triker_gal]

its too early for Santa :rolleyes:

[Fran]

Pat oh pat what is to become of my bulging sack

Yours Confused[/QUOTE]
I heard you empty it once a year like Santa! :D

[Bosun]

maybe the postmans got it

[Santa]

My sack may only get emptied once a year but it fills your stockings! :eek:

[triker_gal]

talking of the mag, did you know that Yoda said its a toilet reading magazine and no use for anything else :eek:

THE SHOCK, THE HORROR !!!!!!!!


*runs off quickly,lol*


me thinks it has summat to do with all the tits n ass in it, lol
you dirty ol'man Yoda :eek:

[krammer]

err.. yoda mate, was that you opening the hustler store in birmingham today?

[100%Pat]

Yep your right, it wasnt there but sometimes we just dont have enough letter to fill a page and they get held over till the next issue.... if more people wrote in.......

[TaxiDave]

Yep your right, it wasnt there but sometimes we just dont have enough letter to fill a page and they get held over till the next issue.... if more people wrote in.......


Should I write in about Neil Diamonds pants??

[blackhack]

niel diamond and pants, in the one sentence, TD your taking your life in your hands mate.....especially with the girlies on here.....

time for a sharp exit i think........

[Huw Beer Monster]

niel diamond is pants, TD your taking your life into the hands of the girlies on here.....


:eek: :eek:

[Yoda]

Dear 100%
i am writing to complain about, the agressiveness of non-affiliated goats these days
once there was the true goat master
but do to the increse in false goatmasters there has been a divide in the herd
what has this to do with bike?, i hear you bleat
well the goats actually invented the 2 wheeled contraption known as a motorcycle, without them bikers would not exist.
then comes the second problem, the false goat prophets who preached about safety and security in swedish 4 wheeled devil machines.
hence the herd becam split and some followed the the false ones to the road of aircon, and heated luxury.
however the true goats remained loyal to the great one.
this has now reached anhialation of biblical proprtions, wherby all the volvo driving goats are trying to ram the loyal 2/3 wheeld riders off the road and ending the goatly days prematurely.
we have hence forth banded together an elite squad of ninja goats who will destroy the false ones and there followers.
so the point of this letter is to advise all the bikers that our turn has come next time you see a wrecked volvo..you can smile smuggly and say to yourself...one up for the goats.

Yoda
Email: Yoda@thetruegoats.com

[100%Pat]

Taxi Dave has already admitted wanting to sniff Neil Diamonds pants!! :p

[TaxiDave]

Keep checking the office post is all I'm going to say. ;)

[100%Pat]

I'll only get whatever it is if you addressed it to me in particular.... anything and everything else goes direct to admin dept!! Unless it has my name on , i wont get it..... and then Emma Mac in accounts will kill you if its 'unpleasant' shes very squeemish... :D

[krammer]

Dear 100%
i am writing to complain about, the agressiveness of non-affiliated goats these days
once there was the true goat master
but do to the increse in false goatmasters there has been a divide in the herd
what has this to do with bike?, i hear you bleat
well the goats actually invented the 2 wheeled contraption known as a motorcycle, without them bikers would not exist.
then comes the second problem, the false goat prophets who preached about safety and security in swedish 4 wheeled devil machines.
hence the herd becam split and some followed the the false ones to the road of aircon, and heated luxury.
however the true goats remained loyal to the great one.
this has now reached anhialation of biblical proprtions, wherby all the volvo driving goats are trying to ram the loyal 2/3 wheeld riders off the road and ending the goatly days prematurely.
we have hence forth banded together an elite squad of ninja goats who will destroy the false ones and there followers.
so the point of this letter is to advise all the bikers that our turn has come next time you see a wrecked volvo..you can smile smuggly and say to yourself...one up for the goats.

Yoda
Email: Yoda@thetruegoats.com this may be tantamount to blasphemy but i had curry goat from my local caribbean takeaway saturday night. i think the goat in question was named colin. one of your's yoda?

[defarter]

Dear 100%
i am writing to complain about, the agressiveness of non-affiliated goats these days
once there was the true goat master
but do to the increse in false goatmasters there has been a divide in the herd
what has this to do with bike?, i hear you bleat
well the goats actually invented the 2 wheeled contraption known as a motorcycle, without them bikers would not exist.
then comes the second problem, the false goat prophets who preached about safety and security in swedish 4 wheeled devil machines.
hence the herd becam split and some followed the the false ones to the road of aircon, and heated luxury.
however the true goats remained loyal to the great one.
this has now reached anhialation of biblical proprtions, wherby all the volvo driving goats are trying to ram the loyal 2/3 wheeld riders off the road and ending the goatly days prematurely.
we have hence forth banded together an elite squad of ninja goats who will destroy the false ones and there followers.
so the point of this letter is to advise all the bikers that our turn has come next time you see a wrecked volvo..you can smile smuggly and say to yourself...one up for the goats.

Yoda
Email: Yoda@thetruegoats.com



Errrrrrr I've got a volvo :eek: :o :o :o

[krammer]

Errrrrrr I've got a volvo :eek: :o :o :o tell me you don't wear a cap or smoke a pipe!

[defarter]

tell me you don't wear a cap or smoke a pipe!


Some bisturd did buy them for me + slippers when i first got the car. :eek: :eek: :D

[Yoda]

Errrrrrr I've got a volvo :eek: :o :o :o

in which case you need to apply for exemption certifice number PGDKM11242385659892156932187351643546.216471412552 254564468684135484835434386863633.5468768465454565 546468rg68dfge567fg6d54bg6fg46df84dv96d4684e867grv 1468\\31v68sr7twv64d8vs384v6adsgw6v496dv4s6dg68v 46cd46sdv46s8dv698v7ds99s8v4d6

from your local goatstation

to find your nearest goat station go to you local police station and shout 'Goats rule,all pigs shall die, i have a bomb under my goat and if you dont give me exemption certificate number (see above) i will kill you all'
and after this they shall direct you to your nearest goat station for the aforementiond exemption certificate


small print
however this exemption certificate does not guarantee theat the goats will not still get you, it merely means your death will be quicker

[defarter]

Thanks yoda I'll take care of it first thing in the morning :D :D :D

[krammer]

in which case you need to apply for exemption certifice number PGDKM11242385659892156932187351643546.216471412552 254564468684135484835434386863633.5468768465454565 546468rg68dfge567fg6d54bg6fg46df84dv96d4684e867grv 1468\\31v68sr7twv64d8vs384v6adsgw6v496dv4s6dg68v 46cd46sdv46s8dv698v7ds99s8v4d6

from your local goatstation

to find your nearest goat station go to you local police station and shout 'Goats rule,all pigs shall die, i have a bomb under my goat and if you dont give me exemption certificate number (see above) i will kill you all'
and after this they shall direct you to your nearest goat station for the aforementiond exemption certificate


small print
however this exemption certificate does not guarantee theat the goats will not still get you, it merely means your death will be quicker can you get one of these exemption certificates from the post office then?

[Friar Tuck]

just been watching "Holiday" on the TV.

Guess what? You can have Deep Fried Goats Testicles in the Beijing markets!

As well as deep fried GlassHoppers!

ah so!

[krammer]

just been watching "Holiday" on the TV.

Guess what? You can have Deep Fried Goats Testicles in the Beijing markets!

As well as deep fried GlassHoppers!

ah so! tried scorpion fried in peanut oil. fuckin orrible!

[Doro]

just been watching "Holiday" on the TV.

Guess what? You can have Deep Fried Goats Testicles in the Beijing markets!

As well as deep fried GlassHoppers!

ah so!



yeah we saw that - can't believe that fella actually tried them - yak

[madastoast]

Errrrrrr I've got a volvo :eek:
OK I admit it I belonged to the other goat mob for a while.

But I only had eight of them.

In my defence I also had 7 Montegos so it must have been the mind pixies messin' wi' me head :D