Mitch Is A Bad Boy!!!

[Mrs Reject]

My mother is not speaking to us because Mitch was VERY pissed and badly behaved at my sisters wedding :D

[The Beer Monsters]

My mother is not speaking to us because Mitch was VERY pissed and badly behaved at my sisters wedding :DYou can't come on here and just say that.

Dish the dirt. What exactly did he do? :D

[Creature]

well done that Mitch :):)

[chazz]

You can't come on here and just say that.

Dish the dirt. What exactly did he do? :D


yeah more details needed :D

[Sheltie]

Mrs R you are a Tease You lead us up th path then don't tell us the gory details. I have gone right of you:p

[blackhack]

Thats EXACTLY what weddings and funerals are all about...nice family affairs....

Now come on, which bridesmaid did he have his evil way with ??
Or is it even worse ??

[Mrs Reject]

Oh alright then, never one to revel in someone else's misfortune or anything but...... :p
It started off ok, Mitch earned brownie points for filming the wedding ceremony on the inlaws video camera.
Once at the reception (very posh, huge marquee in the grounds of a gorgeous ruined castle) and plied with champagne, wine etc etc Mitch started off as we all do getting very loud, obviously thinking he had turned into Oscar Wilde (raconteur skills.....not the gay bit!). I had to shush him a few times because you could hear him from the moon.
The next time I saw him he was sprawled out outside the men's toilets apparently unconscious, looking like he needed a good iron, in full view of all and sundry - mostly Ascot going types and people from the "City", not to mention my disapproving relatives most of whom had disowned us years ago!!!!
I went off to chat to old friends and finally ended up with Mitch amongst the castle ruins where Mitch was on all fours being sick. I was pissed enough by this time to think it was all hilarious and was laughing like a drain, unfortunately I tripped over an electrical wire and destroyed half the lights in the grounds. Apparently from the marquee you could see a man on all fours making retching noises, a woman laughing hysterically and then the lights in the grounds inexplicably went out:eek:
My mother text messaged me today to inform me that our digital camera and John's tie had been found lying in a pool of sick....did we want them back.
I was tempted to say it wasn't our camera or tie before suddenly remembering the large amount of humerous photos of us at the naturist club and my graduation on the camera so we couldn't really deny it was ours.
My first cousin is also married to a Yorkshireman and he was even worse behaved, me and my cousin had to scrape them both off the floor and into a taxi. Quite honestly we were lucky not to get thrown out of the taxi as well. I think we will be lying low for some time to come:)

[Sheltie]

You lie low that'll be the day.

And mitch I disgusted not being able to hold yer drink.:p

[harpo]

sounds like a good do :D

thats what wedding do's are for though, getting extremely drunk and making a fool of your self (well thats what i always do :o )

[chazz]

hehe arent weddins great :D

[Mrs Reject]

My poor son had to go back to my mums house, he was an usher and was staying the night there. He said he spent the rest of the evening listening to my mother saying what a disgrace we were. Mitch appeared back in the marquee at one stage looking like he'd been dragged through a hedge backwatds, shouted something unintelligible making everyone turn round then left again. I think he was trying to tell us a taxi was outside but it's hard to tell :D

[blackhack]

getting pissed at wedings is all part of the game...Now if hed tried to fling a leg over the bride or the brides mother....that would have been something for the familly to talk about.......lol

not like a yorkshireman to puke up though...:)

[Grav]

LMFAO!!!!!!!! Brilliant.

Sounds like Mitch was in Rally mode. :D

[kitkatman]

good show that man...................excellent :D

[minxy]

You just made me laugh out loud. Thanks :D ...

Jester may be quite loud but he's never been sick. I am grateful for those small mercies ;)

[Bag Lady]

Well done Mitch - tell him I love him Mrs R....I think he was brilliant...

What goes around comes around......your sister started it...she wanted you to wear a pink dress ffs..

I think you should disown your family, rather than you saying they have disowned you - they dont deserve you both.

I like you both and when the day comes you and Mitch are both welcome at our wedding and if Mich wants to drink himself sick - fine, just so long as you both enjoy yourself.

I love it that you blew the lights......Pure class.....

[Mitch]

I think I was just showing my disdain to how Mrs R's family have treated her all this time - like a second class citizen, as opposed to one of the family. ;)

I haven't thrown up like that since my Stag Night four years ago :)

[Mankind F.M.B.]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! ROTFLMFAO!! I can just imagine all the posh twats wandering around goin 'erw, worts heppend to the leyts' :eek: :confused: - fuckin brilliant! Mrs. R- why don't you hire him out?? :D :D

[Clive1340]

Well done Mitch, I bet you're glad you went.

Man plans ...God laughs.

[krammer]

let's have a look at some photo's then....:)

[Thrud]

Cracking stuff!

[John Hopkins]

During my job as a council hygene specialist "dustman" while cleaning up after a wedding at one of the local beauty spots I found a camera lying beside a pool of sick, Threw the camera back in the sick but kept the card. If anyone wants to buy some photo's of a wierd looking couple swanning about naked I can let you have some cheap... :D John

[Bosun]

thats brilliant mrs R

of course i think you should do the honourable thing and divorce and disown mitch*

such a disgrace :D :D


excellent tale :)



























































* can i be first in the queue for good boys ;)

[Mitch]

of course i think you should do the honourable thing and divorce and disown mitch*

excellent tale :)


* can i be first in the queue for good boys ;)


Excuse ME!!!!

Remember... I know where you live matey boy! ;) :D

[crappyyamiechop]

Excuse ME!!!!

Remember... I know where you live matey boy! ;) :D

yes but you don't know where I live....can I que with the naughty boys

[Mitch]

yes but you don't know where I live.
Oh, I won't be too sure about that... ;)

Essex... also, you're the only crappyyamiechop in the phonebook too! :D

[Mrs Reject]

I tell you what though, this whole episode has somehow changed me, it's as if something in me has woken up from the dead. I realised what a boring load of old farts conventional people are and how little I care about them or their stupid materialistic shallow lives.
Me and Mitch have it all, bikes, fun, a happy marriage, we don't give a toss about material things we can buy, we are always out doing something mad and laughing.
My parents never visit me, they spend more time visiting my 2 sisters who live abroad than they do visiting me 1 hours drive away.
I spend hours writing them amusing e-mails for their entertainment just to get a 2 line reply and yes they do treat me as a second class relation!
They don't like my house which is pretty basic or my pets or my life or choice of husband. I simply cannot be bothered to make the effort with them any more, there will be no more trawling up the M23 when I'm tired after a run of 12 hour days to see them and I've got no intention of fitting in with their idea of what I should be like.
They don't like the way I choose to live............tough!!!!! I'm not doing it any more. I'm simply not interested in them or their pretentious upper class friends.
If they can't accept us for what we are I just won't see them any more.
And I feel great having made that decision:D

[lurch]

good for you life is for living and its your life so live it to the full :) :) :)

[Creature]

amen to that Mrs R.

If they dont like the way you chose to live, then show em the door !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its your life and your house is your castle.

I hate peopl elike that - and hate it just as much when i phone up to see if ok to visit and they say my house is a mess !!!!!!!!! - i tell em I dont care as long as they are happy - im visiting them not going to take pte pee outa there chosen lifestyle..

I know its hard especially when families involved - but ove rthe years have shown most of my family the door when they commented on my bikes the state of my house or the way we live.... funny thing is eventually most come around...

You live your lives as you both whish - u both obviosly care for each over very much and are very contented - dont let otheres try n take that away from you

[Mrs Reject]

good for you life is for living and its your life so live it to the full :) :) :)

Thanks! I haven't seen you for ages, how you doing? :)

[Mitch]

Hello Lurch, as the good lady says, good to see you... how's things? :D

[lurch]

very well thanks hows you and mitch you dont seem to get up this way much :)

[Taff]

So, this wedding do then Mrs R.
In the very posh, huge marquee, in the grounds of a gorgeous ruined castle with best champagne and all the trimmings.
Was it to celebrate the bonding together of your sister and her loved one?
Or was it to impress their middle class friends and show them just how well they've done and how classy and nudging at the ever elusive upper class status they actually are?
I think we all know, and i think you know too.
And would their friends have been there had it been in the local village hall?
You would have been there still i bet.
Posh weddings, fuck 'em.
All wedding, no marraige.
Good on your old man.

ps- your old man meaning mitch, not yer pop...

[Mitch]

very well thanks hows you and mitch you dont seem to get up this way much :)
We're doing good mate! As for us getting up Kent lately 'fraid not, not since I handed over the reins to MAG down here (though I was morris dancing in Rochester recently) - might have to drop in at' Beacon one day (I can imagine a few jaws dropping, like last time :D), either that or a rally up that way.

Give our best to MD next time you see him!

[Mrs Reject]

The sad thing is Taff, when me and Mitch got married in a tiny but lovely village hall, we made everything ourselves to keep costs down and anyway we didn't want a big fancy do, it all turned out really well and we had a fantastic time, live music, barrels of beer, it was the best day of our lives and all our close friends were there. We had a brilliant time.
My family came grudgingly, didn't bring a camera or anything, and left rudely long before the end. It was plain they thought the whole thing was rubbish.
My mother (and the others) wouldn't come to the registry office bit - she said she was busy :eek: she was meeting up with friends and going to Ascot that day.
We spent well under a grand on our wedding and it was wonderful. What a shame they couldn't be happy for us. But what we have together is more valuable than anything money could ever buy, it's not every day you meet someone you know you will spend the rest of your life with:)

[noizy git]

When me and my missus got married we decided to have a quiet do with the family in the afternoon and then had a not-so-quiet do with our mates in the evening.
Worked out just fine :D

[blackhack]

First time round was the zoot suits and the big white dress, ..big church etc....no expence spared ..then I caught her shagging a policeman..... that was that one over..

second time around..registry office, then 13 of us off for a curry, back to mine to chop up the cake and a bottle of champers, then the new missus headed off to dumfries with my son and her parents for the weekend and me and the best man headed off up to perth for a rally.....

I know which one I prefered...:)

[Reliantman]

Mrs R.
I'm sorry, but if your mother could'nt be bothered to come to your wedding it says a lot about her.
As long as you and your bloke are happy, bo**ocks to the rest.

And if you are comfortable where you live, stick with it. Its the same with us, with our three dogs, six cats, three ferrets and seven snakes (I want giant land snails but she won't let me have them in the house).

Cheers.Doug

[Bag Lady]

Mrs R

I have WASTED years trying to pander to (and get acceptance) from my mother...this year I asked myself WHY?????

I decided like you, not to bother knocking myself out any more, the freedom feels great.

My mum did not come to my last wedding either, apparently she had to go shopping and was too busy....
She managed to go to my brothers wedding in Johannesburg though (and give him and my sister-in-law £7,000 for a wedding present!!) I did not even get a card. she thinks the sun shines out of my brothers bum and I just cant do anything right. The funny thing is my brother can't stand her either.We cant both be wrong.

You and Mitch dont need her, you are happy as you are....keep it that way... :D

[critch]

fek what yer family thinks mrs r you and mitch are very sound people

mitch i take my hat off to you

now if youd only managed to throw up on the bride.... :D

[Dougie]

We had a Registry office do for our immediate families and close friends on the Friday followed by a meal at a nearby hotel.
On the Sat'day we threw what was basically a one night rally,and invited every bike club we knew at that time.A total blast!

[Mrs Reject]

We had a Registry office do for our immediate families and close friends on the Friday followed by a meal at a nearby hotel.
On the Sat'day we threw what was basically a one night rally,and invited every bike club we knew at that time.A total blast!

That sounds like fun, brilliant idea:D

[Dougie]

And a handful of folk from the work,who sat in the corner all night looking feart! :rolleyes: :D

[Mankind F.M.B.]

When i got married to my second mrs, she wanted a church weddin, but that was all she wanted, official wise. Had to get married in a methodist church cos i'd been married before, but we had the full church works with the organ etc., (but not a lot of cash - i think the most we spent was on hiring the church and the licence etc:) )- we just asked everyone who wanted to come along to just pitch up as they were, we didn't want any wedding presents as we had two houses worth of stuff to put together. Loads of my club and friends turned up on the day, and escorted Caroline (on a big yellow granada trike complete with black balloons) to the church. We did the business, then fucked off to the pub for the party afterwards, which went on all weekend!!
It was the best weekend of our lives, and i think it cost us around £200 in total! You don't need a lot of dosh if you've got good friends who'll turn up and make the atmosphere one that you cannot beat. Anyone who's done the same will know exactly what i mean.

Mrs R- yer parents...they brought you up, but you don't owe them that for the rest of yer life...can you imagine what it would be like if everyone was a clone of their folks?? :eek: Fuck em, fuck em all, and this lifestyle will NEVER die :D :D

[Mrs Reject]

Indeed, I try to get along with them but am no longer interested in wether they approve of us or not! Your wedding sounds great :)

[BikerGran]

Good for you Mrs R!

I used to try to get along with my sister, who thinks she's very superior and knows everything and I know nothing etc etc yadayadayada.....

I get along with her much better now i don't care what she thinks or says!

Was a bit like that with my daughter's wedding - we did it all ourselves, hired the local Rugby club, cooked the turkets, friend did flowers - far as we were concerned it was the weding of the year! My ex's parents came, disapproved of everything, left as soon as the speeches were over - their loss! (My sister didn't come)

My dad, bless him, who passed on when I was only 20, used to say "Falilies are great - as long as they live at least 200 miles away" :D (I guess you'd have to make that about 1000 miles away nowadays!)

[slob]

the real joke here..... is that the guests will be laughing and recounting the same story for the rest of their lives. The only reason it will stick in their heads is the sheer disgrace and debauchery of it all... fair play. :D :D


My wedding was reg office and then a cheapo reception at the caf in richmond park (sounds grand, it isn't) 65 people and no fuss, everyone had a great time, there was no top tablesa and family and friends were all mixed up. I couldn't be with anyone else but my missus.

[Bosun]

And a handful of folk from the work,who sat in the corner all night looking feart! :rolleyes: :D

bit like my 40th party :)

[Violetmay]

I haven't laughed out loud like that in ages.. that was ace... I esp like the disconnecting of the lights best... classic. You couldn't make that up. (mental note, must invite mitch and mrs r to next family do).:)

[ForestFred]

I find myself very dissapointed with Mitch he could have at least thrown up over the wedding cake! :p :D

[Maggie B]

Tsk Mrs R

Sounds very much like a wedding in Yorkshire

Mitch wasn't in rally mode

He was in Yorkshee mode

Except he didn't follow through to the end

Which is a very drunken brawl

ending up with at least 3 black eyes in the close family

Oh, and you should have had at least 3 60yrs + women in the toilets, drunk as skunks, crying their eyes out at an incosiderate thing someone said to them.

Our wedding was done on a shoestring too-all of it together cost no more than £500. (was in 1991)
people talked about how great it was for years

Its not the grandure

its the atmosphere

Now I would use a castle if I could easily afford it, but only if the atmosphere was brill & people really got into the swing of it because of that.
not to outdo anyone
feck that
its such a shallow way to live

Good on yer Mitch, wish I could have seen it :)

[Womble_Lancs]

now if youd only managed to throw up on the bride.... :D
Critch, yer a bad man, you know :p

Mitch, yer a star!

When an Asian friend of mine got married to some snob in London, we ended up getting put on the 'naughty table' at the reception, where my ex proceeded to get horrendously pissed on red wine. He painted the walls of Pimlico underground station a lovely shade of red, with a hint of white rice... That was 4 years ago and we've not heard from the happy couple since :cool:

Mrs. R - you shouldn't give a stuff what the rest of your family thinks. What you and Mitch have is the most important thing to you. Live your lives, love each other and have great fun on the way. :)

[Spike]

Mrs. R - you shouldn't give a stuff what the rest of your family thinks. What you and Mitch have is the most important thing to you. Live your lives, love each other and have great fun on the way. :)

Failing that BURN THEM ALL !!! :D

[Mitch]

Critch, yer a bad man, you know :p

Mitch, yer a star!

When an Asian friend of mine got married to some snob in London, we ended up getting put on the 'naughty table' at the reception, where my ex proceeded to get horrendously pissed on red wine. He painted the walls of Pimlico underground station a lovely shade of red, with a hint of white rice... That was 4 years ago and we've not heard from the happy couple since :cool:

Mrs. R - you shouldn't give a stuff what the rest of your family thinks. What you and Mitch have is the most important thing to you. Live your lives, love each other and have great fun on the way. :)

The funny thing is... we were at the Naughty table! (the same as we were at Mrs R's cousin's wedding early last month - much more fun, but more sober :eek: )

[gollum]

My mother is not speaking to us because Mitch was VERY pissed and badly behaved at my sisters wedding :D


LOL....thats what weddings are for eh mate :D

[saxman]

We had a Registry office do for our immediate families and close friends on the Friday followed by a meal at a nearby hotel.
On the Sat'day we threw what was basically a one night rally,and invited every bike club we knew at that time.A total blast!

i bet you charged them £10.00 as well................. :D

[Dougie]

I wish!We woulda been loaded that many folk turned up! :D
























Oh,and Sax......


Yer a git! :p

[Mrs Reject]

LOL....thats what weddings are for eh mate :D

Yes unfortunately I sent my mother a pissed e-mail last night saying exactly what I thought of their snottiness towards Mitch.....when will I ever learn! Never send feckin' e-mails when you are pissed ff's!!! Read it this morning and cringed at the drunken ranting, argggghhhhhh :)

[kitkatman]

Yes unfortunately I sent my mother a pissed e-mail last night saying exactly what I thought of their snottiness towards Mitch.....when will I ever learn! Never send feckin' e-mails when you are pissed ff's!!! Read it this morning and cringed at the drunken ranting, argggghhhhhh :)
good girl, thats my sort of trick, must be a bedfordian trait :D

[pingusprogressed]

well that made me laugh, as said by others will be talking point for years :D :rolleyes:

why is it there is always a naughty table at weddings, and why do fayji and myself always seem to be sitting on it :rolleyes:

[Bosun]

well that made me laugh, as said by others will be talking point for years :D :rolleyes:

why is it there is always a naughty table at weddings, and why do fayji and myself always seem to be sitting on it :rolleyes:


its a genetic trait :)

[critch]

When i got married to my second mrs, she wanted a church weddin, but that was all she wanted, official wise. Had to get married in a methodist church cos i'd been married before, but we had the full church works with the organ etc., (but not a lot of cash - i think the most we spent was on hiring the church and the licence etc:) )- we just asked everyone who wanted to come along to just pitch up as they were, we didn't want any wedding presents as we had two houses worth of stuff to put together. Loads of my club and friends turned up on the day, and escorted Caroline (on a big yellow granada trike complete with black balloons) to the church. We did the business, then fucked off to the pub for the party afterwards, which went on all weekend!!
It was the best weekend of our lives, and i think it cost us around £200 in total! You don't need a lot of dosh if you've got good friends who'll turn up and make the atmosphere one that you cannot beat. Anyone who's done the same will know exactly what i mean.

Mrs R- yer parents...they brought you up, but you don't owe them that for the rest of yer life...can you imagine what it would be like if everyone was a clone of their folks?? :eek: Fuck em, fuck em all, and this lifestyle will NEVER die :D :D

it was a good do.........

i got severly plastered for a change.........