windfall

[Bosun]

so what shall i do with this windfall cheque i recieved yesterday?

[Friar Tuck]

Boil an egg?

[witchypoo]

but you pay for me to have cosmetic surgery, what i want should only set ya back about 50.000 lol :)

if you dont know what to do with your wind fall , invest it in a high rate acount that ya cant touch till you give them notice to with draw it. then when your sure you know what to do with it, get ya money and enjoy it

[Rogue Monkey]

Erm......well....I think you should invest it in the bank of Monkeyland! I could do with...erm...I mean YOU could possibly benifit from a comprehensive financal portfolio! Investments are at the investors own risk and all transactions are at monkeylands discretion. :o

[krammer]

i know its been a tad blowy for you good people in the south but, windfall cheques? all i can find are apples.

[Grav]

Treat yourself to a new tank top.

[krammer]

and two dozen free range extra large eggs.

[Freak]

P-A-R-T-Ytime :D

[Qwyplain Dhark]

I know a nice hostelry ( modesty forbids me to name )with a full range of fine les and lagers which may help alliviate the problem

[Yoda]

we need to know the extent of this windfall
as we need to know if the drinks are on you or from the Tap?

Yoda

[Bosun]

windfall now very modest having paid off messr's E&T

forget beer on tap you may have to suck on a dried hop each :o

[cxdemon]

:eek: surprised you had anything left after paying Ewok and Tuck :cool:

[Bosun]

:eek: surprised you had anything left after paying Ewok and Tuck :cool:
im trying to claim back the VAT

[cxdemon]

Good luck with that one :D

[krammer]

im trying to claim back the VAT speaking of falling prey to ruthless traders did you see on the news this morning about credit cards? if you owe £3000 on a card and make the minimum repayment it will take 40 years to pay it off!

[Rogue Monkey]

Better than that! Just dont answer their letters/phone calls for about two years and after a load of threats and stuff they send you a curt letter to say they have written off the £6000 debt and will never lend me another penny! HAHAHAHAHAHAH aHahahahaahah! DO I look bothered! :p :D

[Friar Tuck]

im trying to claim back the VAT
Messrs Ewokandtuck thankyou for your kind donation. I won't mention the interest, I'll leave that to Sir Ewok. As for the VAT? We don't give a f**k as we are a registered charity ,and VAT is a gummerment fingy and they can collect their own! Who gives a F**K anyway?

[Sir Ewok]

Mr Fayji is being slightly disengenous (lying like a b*stard) when he says he has paid us up. He has only paid us up to date, the further £3,000,000,123.19 is still oustanding. Next time you wish to borrow a tenner till payday, check the intrest rates. Nigerians, bloody amatuers! Alsao you cannot claim back VAT as we are an off-shore company (Isle of wight) and don't pay VAT. However you have EAT TAT to do yet.

[Bosun]

I was never very good at reading the small print..


how about i offer a beer at the next soiree will you let me off?


thinking of beer pub calls

[Zeek]

I was never very good at reading the small print..


how about i offer a beer at the next soiree will you let me off?


thinking of beer pub calls

Fayji will you never learn .......when you say "a beer" ...mess'rs E&T will take from you the complete brewery & related profits for the next 3 days or 400 years (whichever be the longer !) & I wouldnt be at all surprised if the interest was to include a clause for a lifetime supply of choccy hob - nobs.......................take it from someone who is still paying after asking to use the "free" air line to pump up me tyres at E & T garage services...........42 years back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sir Ewok]

Don't forget the compound intrest, added by the minute. So don't be late with the next payment. Also Early payment invokes the penalty clause whereby your payment is not registered. Your next payment is due at 1.25 am tomorrow. Office hours 12.00:59 - 12.01. Don't be late!

[Bosun]

Don't forget the compound intrest, added by the minute. So don't be late with the next payment. Also Early payment invokes the penalty clause whereby your payment is not registered. Your next payment is due at 1.25 am tomorrow. Office hours 12.00:59 - 12.01. Don't be late!


I see our opening hours have improved
i had better ask for an early lunch then?