it truely hurts me to do this dave

[dracken1]

BUT
the people have a right to know what it is with you and all things welsh
http://www.jwmotorcycles.com/animation2.gif

[blackhack]

Dracken, you've just made my day...Nah!!, you've made my week mate
this photo will be getting sent round the taxi ranks in glasgow tomorow....It's not just TD who has "strange " hobbies, theres one or two in every city......

Best laugh I've had in ages

[Yoda]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

or should that be

Bhabhabhabhabhabhabhabhabhabha

[madastoast]

Wanna buy some wellies Dave :D

[Rogue Monkey]

I have one left handed pure woolen mitten for sale! Alas! I am right handed, but Im sure you could find a use for it! :o

[Dougie]

Turn it inside out then.Do Rogue Monkeys have opposable thumbs?

[TaxiDave]

Dracken. I'm soooooooooo sorry that you had to find out this way about your girlfriend.

[triker_gal]

Oooooooh handbags at ten paces ROFL :D

[Rogue Monkey]

Turn it inside out then.Do Rogue Monkeys have opposable thumbs?
Yes we are Prehensile! :D ............but not too clever! :( :o

[Bosun]

excellent made my day :)

[TaxiDave]

Dracken will you stop your wife phoning me and shouting " Cariad. Dw i'n dy garu di !! "

I don't even know what it means. Can anyone translate please?? :D :p :D

[Bosun]

is it an anagram?

[Rogue Monkey]

Modesty forbids! :o :D

[dracken1]

you've been playing with an online translator haven't you cariad :)

firstly my spouse is a cockney, and as such can't even pronounce simple welsh names such as
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch.

so saying " my darling dave i love you with all my heart" which is the nearest translation i can come up with.is doubtfull

there again it's written oddly so could mean "i'd love to see your heart dave"
which believe me is not as nice as it may sound :D :D

[TaxiDave]

Touche` :D :D :D

[bunbag]

ecta cack macillvarliic :rolleyes:

[defarter]

Could this be TD and friends. :D :D :D

[Fran]

Is that why they always have air fresheners hanging in taxis? :D

[TaxiDave]

Is that why they always have air fresheners hanging in taxis? :D

I actually have air fresheners to stop the odour of piss after I've taken certain old ladies home from the bingo,and dropped them off at their home thank you very much before Dracken's sarchastic comments.

[Fran]

One of the scariest experiences of my life was getting the "bingo bus" home on a thursday night (pension day in our area)The noise sounds like a flock of starlings taking off & the smell of piss & biscuits is overwhelming! :eek:

[TaxiDave]

Piss and biscuits just about sums it up. :D

And then they offer you a sweet that you're reluctant to take because you don't know how long they've been in the bottom of their handbag :D

[Fran]

Why do pensioners think they don't have to wash themselves or their clothes anymore?Somebody shoot me if I ever turn into a soap dodger! :eek:

[Bosun]

Piss and biscuits just about sums it up. :D

And then they offer you a sweet that you're reluctant to take because you don't know how long they've been in the bottom of their handbag :D


thats easy just count the amount of fluff

[TaxiDave]

thats easy just count the amount of fluff


Then you know that they've stored them in their belly buttons. If the Murray Mints are covered in little grey hairs does that mean they've been stored in the gusset of their tights?? :eek:

[Bosun]

mmmmm gussets one of my favorits words

never go for brazil nuts as you know at there age they can only suck the cholotate off and leave the hard centres :eek:

[Fran]

The adverts used to say never hurry a murry.... :eek:

[Bosun]

....... firth crossing in a boat madeout of deep fried mars bars?

[Dougie]

Good grief man,get some help!

[dracken1]

I actually have air fresheners to stop the odour of piss after I've taken certain old ladies home from the bingo,and dropped them off at their home thank you very much before Dracken's sarchastic comments.

i would never say anything, i admire taxi drivers.

i first met taxidave when he picked me up in dudley to take me to the bullring. as i had never driven in or to birmingham.
and i'm glad he was there. as did'nt realise that the bullring was 230 miles from dudley. and the buildings kept looking the same, but as dave explained they tend to put up a lot of buildings that look the same and in fact even have the same name.
yes it cost me a lot of money but dave being the gentleman he is took pity on me and knocked off a fiver.

thanks dave :(

[TaxiDave]

Bless you for the glowing report on my driving. After you showed such an interest in the new Tesco's on Five Ways island, I felt it my duty as an ambassador for the area to drive past it 97 times. :D