great ideas that didnt work

[spyke]

silcon on the inlets on a shovel,to stop an air leak.
didnt wait long enough for it to go off and when it spat back it blew the carb of the mount, petrol spewed onto the siamese pipes and it took light ....oooh what shall i do..blow it out...er ..bad idea ...err big panic ..bike on fire..beard on fire...err..campers fire extingusher saves day..moral...get into camping..
on reflection ..not the best of moves...the bike and the beard survive to this day.,but not the hair. :confused:

[Rogue Monkey]

Erm......??? silicon to stop an air leak on the inlets? I have a good clymers manual you can have! :o

[bunbag]

teflon non stick frying pans dont work coz the teflon sticks to the pan :confused:

[TaxiDave]

Social security sponging immigrants !!

[Persephone]

Myself and the other two girls I share with had the great idea of tidying the house and getting all the housework done, eat sensibly and get an early night.

Unfortunately we ended up drinking all the vodka and eating all the chocolate, watching a load of crap tele and fell asleep on the sofa.

[Sir Ewok]

Riding backwards on amotorscooter, seated on the mudguard and running over yer own balls!!!OOOOOch! :( :( :(

[bunbag]

fly going down a razorblade using its balls as brakes :)

[TaxiDave]

Myself and the other two girls I share with had the great idea of tidying the house and getting all the housework done, eat sensibly and get an early night.

Unfortunately we ended up drinking all the vodka and eating all the chocolate, watching a load of crap tele and fell asleep on the sofa.

Percy
First you tell me you don't wear any knickers, now I find out you share a house with two other girls and you all sleep together without your knickers on, on a sofa. My fantasy life is getting better and better every time you post.

[Urban Terrorist]

Getting married. Alright until the sprogs came along :( :mad:

[Sir Ewok]

Getting divorced, until the CSA came along.

[Rogue Monkey]

I thought climbing up the drain pipe cos we forgot our keys in a drunken state was a good idea! :) Until I fell off and broke a VERY expensive stained glass window in the neighbours house! OOOooo BUGGER! :(

[Bosun]

saying: i'll eat a spoonfull of the chilli during a silly contest.......

[Rogue Monkey]

Drinking a pint through someone elses sock! OOOOoooo! 20 years ago and I still wince thinkin about it! :eek:

[Dougie]

Chopping jalapeno chillies,not washing hands properly then going for a slash!Fran found me in the bathroom running my knob under the cold tap!!

[Fran]

Using a napkin I had in my pocket as toilet paper when I was at a beer festival.I forgot that the hot-dog that was in the napkin had extra hot mustard on it! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[madastoast]

expecting to get a sensible answer from anyone in local government