your a bunch of weirdo's

[dracken1]

that bloody stupid thread about taking pics of lightning. ffs it travels at 186000 miles a second. try pressing the camera button that fast.



it's costing me time and money. i've tried everything. even to the point of trying to draw lightning to where the camera is aimed.
AND I STILL CAN'T CAPTURE THE STRIKE :mad:

take my last test. i got a test subject to stand holding a long ali pole in the air.








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http://www.jwmotorcycles.com/100/lightning1.jpg

great that'll do it i thought.
FLASH,WHAM.BOOM

AND I STILL BLOODY MISSED IT.
the damage was extensive.
and althogh the test subject still acted the same as normal. and even drove home. i'm sure sooner or later. they or someone else is going to notice theres summat different about them.
and it's the fault of that stupid thread.










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http://www.jwmotorcycles.com/100/lightning22.jpg

[John Hopkins]

Sorry D you got it wrong again, If you are using a digital camera and you are trying to film analogue lightning which travels at 186000 miles per second you will never do it. How thick are you...You need to be looking for digital lightning we are supposed to be part of euroland now...Kilometeres not miles... so you have to be filming the other type of lightning...it travels at 300,000000 METRES per second. and get your test subject to wear a beret and clogs and a longer pole measured in metres, that pole looks as if it was measured in feet....Hope this helps...PS frenchmen work best at conducting lightning if they eat some snails first.... :D John

[churchill]

its a bit old now but this is a shot of a lightening strike back in the 70"s

mind you it was easy getting shots then :)

[John Hopkins]

its a bit old now but this is a shot of a lightening strike back in the 70"s

mind you it was easy getting shots then :)

wasn't that King Arthur? and the Mario Brothers. :D John

[Rogue Monkey]

its a bit old now but this is a shot of a lightening strike back in the 70"s

mind you it was easy getting shots then :)
LMFSO! :D

[Taff]

i've tried everything. even to the point of trying to draw lightning
I'd stick with that idea.
More likely to work than taking a photo of it...

;)

[Gray]

I had Scargill on the train once trying to travel on a child ticket. I said "You can't travel on that mate". He replied "yes i can, i'm a miner" ;)

[ernie the dwarf]

I had Scargill on the train once trying to travel on a child ticket. I said "You can't travel on that mate". He replied "yes i can, i'm a miner" ;)

Get yer coat m8.......

[Gray]

It was a ****e first post i'll admit that :o

[ernie the dwarf]

It was a ****e first post i'll admit that :o

That's ok we like to keep the standard quite low in here,that way the welsh and the brummies don't feel left out... :D

[Bassman]

That's ok we like to keep the standard quite low in here,that way the welsh and the brummies don't feel left out... :D

Cheecky git!! :D

Anyway, you should be an expert on low..... :D

[ernie the dwarf]

Cheecky git!! :D

Anyway, you should be an expert on low..... :D


Lower than a snake's belly m8......... :D

[Bassman]

Lower than a snake's belly m8......... :D

:D :D .............................

[Womble_Lancs]

i've tried everything. even to the point of trying to draw lightning to where the camera is aimed.
AND I STILL CAN'T CAPTURE THE STRIKE :mad:

You need a Tesla coil :D

http://www.scopeboy.com/tesla/

[Santa]

[QUOTE=Womble_Lancs]You need a Tesco card :D
/QUOTE]


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