Hello

[Persephone]

errrr - Kinda D-Lurk... although I've posted a couple of times.

I'm Persephone. Hello <waves> :confused:

[cxdemon]

Greetings Persephone :D (waves back) welcome to the jungle.

[Grav]

Wotcher, one more inmate for the asylum. :D

[krammer]

that true your old mans hades? and demeters ya mom?

[Yoda]

hello Persephone
and welcome to our 'little patch of heaven'.......gosh i have watched home on the range way to many times.

how is the mighty Zeus these days?

Yoda

[guyver1]

hello and welcome

[krammer]

hello and welcome hello and welcome yerself. where the fuck ya been? :D

[Persephone]

that true your old mans hades? and demeters ya mom?

Aha.. a well read man. Whatever next. At least you won't be calling me 'Percy Phone'

[Persephone]

hello and welcome yerself. where the fuck ya been? :D

Today?... book shops. What about you?

[Persephone]

hello and welcome

Thankyou. Are you any relation to McGuyver? Can you make a nuclear weapon from some ordinary office equipment?

[Persephone]

hello Persephone

how is the mighty Zeus these days?

Yoda

Still dead.

[Persephone]

that true your old mans hades? and demeters ya mom?

Well..almost right. Try again.

[Grav]

At least you won't be calling me 'Percy Phone'

Everyone else might though :eek:

percy phone.......... heh heh heh :D

[Friar Tuck]

Welcome to the, err, umm, forum thingy! Percy Phone!! :p

So why is life too short to dance with ugly men, then? Mmm?

Of course as a penance you will be required to attend the Ewokandtuck Institute Forum Induction Course! ;)

[Persephone]

So why is life too short to dance with ugly men, then? Mmm?

I'm impressed. ... or has Google solved my riddle?

[Persephone]

Everyone else might though :eek:

percy phone.......... heh heh heh :D

Hey - I'm used to it. :confused:

Please tell me I'm not the only girl in this thread :eek:

[Friar Tuck]

Not smart enough to use google! But it's handy having a brother that teaches latin! now He IS sad!

[Persephone]

Not smart enough to use google! But it's handy having a brother that teaches latin! now He IS sad!

Does he have a jumper like yours?

[Friar Tuck]

No worries, there's plenty of ladies on the forum, they just don't come out to play until after dark, Full Moon, or 31st October!! :D :D


OOOOOOHHH SHHHHIIIIIIITTTTTTT!

EWOK? You got a spare ticket for Thailand? :eek:

[Jonnyfp]

Welcome in chuck.
You been here a while so you know that i'm the nice one :D






Technos brummy munch. :D

[Persephone]

Welcome in chuck.
You been here a while so you know that i'm the nice one :D
Technos brummy munch. :D

You're right mate. Every girl dreams of a brummie :p

[defarter]

Hi yer Persephone. :D :) ;)

[Persephone]

Hi yer Persephone. :D :) ;)

Hello defarter :)

[STEViE]

Welcome Persephone. Now I know we don't do the drink thing on here tho I'm sure they're all a bunch of drunkards. But I do like a drink meself an' I know me mate grav will join me in a large Bruichladdich to welcome you. Ain't that so grav.


CHEERS !!

[Jonnyfp]

You're right mate. Every girl dreams of a brummie :p



Aha i knew it. :D
ya can keep your italian stallions.

they wants us Yoda. lets roll. :cool:

[blackhack]

Fresh Meat For The Forum.....Hmmmm

Hello little girlie....

[Persephone]

Welcome Persephone. Now I know we don't do the drink thing on here tho I'm sure they're all a bunch of drunkards. But I do like a drink meself an' I know me mate grav will join me in a large Bruichladdich to welcome you. Ain't that so grav.
CHEERS !!

Nice to meet you Stevie. So how do you fit in to all this?

[madastoast]

welcome and greetings Percy. Please leave brain elsewere before commiting fingers to keys. This will bring many more enlightening chats and you will be as far off your trolley as the rest of us. :confused:

[STEViE]

Dunno really, found meself here one nite, an' I've had a place on the couch ever since. Sometimes I bump into some of the folks here on rallies an' Doro an' Gypsy live just down the road. Pop by my website, I play all the good rallies (that's a bloody hint rally secs/organisers).

I've not met many who bite on here an' those that do, well it's not too bad - nothin' a three week course of rabies shots won't sort :p

[Persephone]

welcome and greetings Percy. Please leave brain elsewere before commiting fingers to keys. This will bring many more enlightening chats and you will be as far off your trolley as the rest of us. :confused:

Thank-you. You've all made me feel so welcome. You seem like a real nice bunch of people. Hopefully I'll fit in and not bore you all.

[Persephone]

Dunno really,

Well I understood that bit;)

[ForestFred]

Ow bist o but? welcome to the forum ,please remove your shoes and any negative thoughts before you enter the Church of Goat.The Goatmaster will be with you shortly :D

[Friar Tuck]

Thank-you. You've all made me feel so welcome. You seem like a real nice bunch of people. Hopefully I'll fit in and not bore you all.
You'll fit in just fine! Especially with that Avatar! As for boring us? Your home page needs upgrading!

So what bike do you ride then?

[Santa]

You're right mate. Every girl dreams of a brummie :p

What! You mean every girl wakes up in the middle of the night screaming! :D
I thought it was just the girls I knew!
Welcome to the madhouse.

[STEViE]

Ow bist o but? welcome to the forum ,please remove your shoes and any negative thoughts before you enter the Church of Goat.The Goatmaster will be with you shortly :D

Gods blood mate, if she don't understand more than 'Dunno really' of what I said, what the hell is the poor woman gonna think when she reads your scribblins.

See ya Friday FF, I can't stop for the Sat nite for deffo. I think we'll have a go at havin' a great nite then shall we ?? :D

[Jonnyfp]

God help her if she'd introduced herself during the rutting season eh? :D

We'd have welcomed you with or without that avatar hun. As for a brew. i'll have some of Grav and Stevies Whiskey stash. :D

[STEViE]

God help her if she'd introduced herself during the rutting season eh? :D

We'd have welcomed you with or without that avatar hun. As for a brew. i'll have some of Grav and Stevies Whiskey stash. :D

you're welcome next time I see ya.:D

[Jonnyfp]

you're welcome next time I see ya.:D

I'll bring more than a poxy hip flask next time as well. :D

[Bosun]

alloooo persephone

just a warning friday is but a day away ......

[Grav]

I do like a drink meself an' I know me mate grav will join me in a large Bruichladdich to welcome you. Ain't that so grav.


CHEERS !!

Absoblummenlutely matey. :D

CHEERS!!

[triker_gal]

Is it Dark yet ???

Oh good I can come out and say hello then :D

[defarter]

Is it Dark yet ???

Oh good I can come out and say hello then :D


Must be a full moon. :D :D

I'll find me own broomstick :eek:

[BikerGran]

Hi Percy! Can't claim to be a girlie but I'm female if that's any help......

You must think everyone on here is a nutter............
























Well we females catch on fast, don't we?
;) :D

[MancCatz]

Hi

Great to see more Virgin's on here

[triker_gal]

Must be a full moon. :D

I'll find me own broomstick :eek:
No need to look, I'm surprised you can't feel it stuck up your rectum, mwuahahhahaaaaa :p

[Qwyplain Dhark]

hello

excuse me for not getting too close, ive got a cold :(

[Persephone]

So what bike do you ride then?

Ah. Well this is the tricky bit. I ride a CBR600RR :o

[krammer]

Ah. Well this is the tricky bit. I ride a CBR600RR :o may i be so bold as to ask whats tricky about a cbr600rr? :)

[Persephone]

may i be so bold as to ask whats tricky about a cbr600rr? :)

Nothing... it wheelies like a bitch [oops.. calm down]

But... you're mostly crusier types rather than sports bike people so I feel a bit ... errr ... thing. If you see what I mean.

[Nitrowing]

Nothing... it wheelies like a bitch [oops.. calm down]

But... you're mostly crusier types rather than sports bike people so I feel a bit ... errr ... thing. If you see what I mean.
Hallo :)
I build mine for go - not for show *mumbles about bloody cruisers and their conchoes*

[Jonnyfp]

Nothing... it wheelies like a bitch [oops.. calm down]

But... you're mostly crusier types rather than sports bike people so I feel a bit ... errr ... thing. If you see what I mean.

Me brothers on here somewhere and he's got a zx7r.
nowt wrong with reps. but i don't do cruisers not yet anyway. :D

[Persephone]

Hallo :)
I build mine for go - not for show *mumbles about bloody cruisers and their conchoes*

I like a bike to 'go like fucking stink' if you'll pardon my French... and my bike does just that.

[Persephone]

Hi Percy! Can't claim to be a girlie but I'm female if that's any help......
You must think everyone on here is a nutter............well we females catch on fast, don't we?
;) :D

lol, like I wish I could spot a wanker when fall for one.

I must be a **** girlie. My twat sensors are not working.

[madastoast]

lol, like I wish I could spot a wanker when fall for one.

I must be a **** girlie. My twat sensors are not working.
Thats obvious cos you come on here with us twats :D

[Jonnyfp]

Blimey, i thought i'd logged onto VisorDown by mistake.

[Rogue Monkey]

lol, like I wish I could spot a wanker when fall for one.

I must be a **** girlie. My twat sensors are not working.
Well! they should be Blinking now! :p :D

[Dougie]

Nothing... it wheelies like a bitch [oops.. calm down]

But... you're mostly crusier types rather than sports bike people so I feel a bit ... errr ... thing. If you see what I mean.
Some of us run rats (hello BlackPig!),so we ain't ALL cruser types. :D

[krammer]

excuse me, but i ride a vtx 1800 in all weathers all year round. so what exactly is a cruiser type? :p

[Rogue Monkey]

I thought cruisers were big boats that sailed the ocean wide! or is it ocean deeps? or wides? I dont know! :confused:
clueless from manchester. :o

[Grav]

I ride a Z750, Persephone. I dont think many of us here have a cruiser we have bikes of all makes and styles.

Nowt wrong with having a sports bike.

[Dougie]

RATS ROOL!!

(apologies to RM)

[Huw Beer Monster]

RATS DROOL!!

(apologies to RM)

Get the mop out...

[Dougie]

Feelthy Swine! :D

[Rogue Monkey]

I'm impressed. ... or has Google solved my riddle?
I`ve solved yer riddle Dude! :p :D

[Fran]

Hello Pers nice to have another lady online....just as long as you're not too much of a lady! :D

[TaxiDave]

Hello Pers nice to have another lady online....just as long as you're not too much of a lady! :D


I actually thought that Pers is the only lady on this forum. :D

[Fran]

Fran is short for Frances.I'm female but I wouldn't call myself a lady! :D

[Bosun]

cooo latin... thank goodness for google

wish i knew how to translate back

[Friar Tuck]

Nothing... it wheelies like a bitch [oops.. calm down]

But... you're mostly crusier types rather than sports bike people so I feel a bit ... errr ... thing. If you see what I mean.
Nowt wrong with a CBR! Except it's an 'Onda! I has a Yammy Fazer 600! Trouble with them is I have a fat arris and after about an hour in the plank of a saddle. it goes all numb!

[Pag]

errrr - Kinda D-Lurk... although I've posted a couple of times.

I'm Persephone. Hello <waves> :confused:

A belated hiya Persephone. Better late than never. :)

[bunbag]

greetings percy :D

[davesatan]

fresh meat just what we like
any bad habits we should know about or interesting tatts or piercings
tell me about your child hood welcome welcome

[krammer]

fresh meat just what we like
any bad habits we should know about or interesting tatts or piercings
tell me about your child hood welcome welcome strangely enough i would be interested to know of any piercings. ;) (shuffles off doing up top button of dirty mac)

[Rogue Monkey]

We`ll have no Percy Filth on this site!
Concerned of Stains! :D

[madastoast]

why not?
stains of evidence :D

[davesatan]

seamen stains or captain pugwash anyone

[Persephone]

seamen stains or captain pugwash anyone

sorry to spoil it all hun but it's a myth.

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/pugwash.htm

[guyver1]

Thankyou. Are you any relation to McGuyver? Can you make a nuclear weapon from some ordinary office equipment?
no........No.........NOOOOOOOOO............arghhhh hhhhhh i thought i had got rid of every trace of Mcguyver from this lil planet, NO..........GUYVER. bio weapon type creature thingy

[guyver1]

hello and welcome yerself. where the fuck ya been? :D
Hiding, aint had time to go online properly in ages and i couldnt even goto the bike meet cos of big bad dentist pain.....arghhhhhh im too young for dentures

[guyver1]

Nothing... it wheelies like a bitch [oops.. calm down]

But... you're mostly crusier types rather than sports bike people so I feel a bit ... errr ... thing. If you see what I mean.
Whaddya mean cruiser types, i aint got a cruiser, ive got a knacker banga as all my trainees call it, and they wonder why i tell them bikes can run red lights :D

[Sir Ewok]

Hi Persephone! How's yer credit rating? I used to run a Ducati 900 Monster till I took the side out of a BMW a few years back. Sold it this year and it went to a good home.