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slugonamission
26-10-2004, 10:53 PM
Can anyone think up a decent caption?

winner posts another of their choice. Cant decide winner till sunday though cos im on holiday so sum1 just post another pic on friday or something if ya want.

Yoda
27-10-2004, 08:53 AM
'Its not fair all the other Dragons breath fire'

'quick get the marshmallows'

'My new invention, an internal jet pack'

'wow them new polo mints really are strong'

'Hey Red Bull was supposed to give me wings'

'budget cuts, The navy's new harrier jump jet'



Yoda

Sir Ewok
27-10-2004, 08:58 AM
'Last time I called an Indian waiter 'Sabu'

'Bloody hell! Them Argie exocets are accurate'

'Time for a decoke'

'Anal sex males my ring burn'

madastoast
27-10-2004, 09:17 AM
well everyone else is a petrolhead an' I like to be different!

TaxiDave
27-10-2004, 09:20 AM
Anybody got an asbestos blanket I can wipe me arse on??

cxdemon
27-10-2004, 09:30 AM
"Right, now lets try a really hot curry" :eek:

Persephone
27-10-2004, 09:36 AM
For some unknown reason, none of the other lonely guys on the rig ever 'interfered' with Bob. :)

Persephone
27-10-2004, 09:38 AM
Part man, part dragon, this genetic mistake was never able to breed.

DANNY
27-10-2004, 09:41 AM
emissions test what emissions test.

bill?
27-10-2004, 10:56 AM
"if I bend over just here, me mate can take a silly photo"

Freak
27-10-2004, 11:19 AM
Bob,from BP Solutions, took the mission of building the 'Ultimate Personal Gass Ring' a little too literally.

Yoda
27-10-2004, 04:19 PM
My two favourites so far

'Bloody hell! Them Argie exocets are accurate'

and

For some unknown reason, none of the other lonely guys on the rig ever 'interfered' with Bob

Yoda

Bosun
27-10-2004, 04:35 PM
any one see the 2 boy scouts we rubbed together to ignite this?

Persephone
27-10-2004, 07:14 PM
My two favourites so far



and



Yoda

Yay! It looks like I'm in with a chance.

Hang on. What have I done?

Friar Tuck
27-10-2004, 07:44 PM
Can anyone think up a decent caption?

winner posts another of their choice. Cant decide winner till sunday though cos im on holiday so sum1 just post another pic on friday or something if ya want.
"OH my Word! Schumacher has had a blowback exiting the pit lane!"

Persephone
27-10-2004, 07:49 PM
"OH my Word! Schumacher has had a blowback exiting the pit lane!"

Jeez that's crap ;-)

defarter
27-10-2004, 08:08 PM
Fucking baked beans are a pain in the arse.........

Fran
27-10-2004, 08:11 PM
......and then there was the 21 bum salute at the funeral of Red Adair... :eek:

madastoast
27-10-2004, 08:16 PM
with that sort of hot air he could run for office :eek:

Bosun
27-10-2004, 10:10 PM
with that sort of hot air he could run for orifice :eek:


think that sums it up

Friar Tuck
28-10-2004, 06:05 AM
......Mr. President? I think I've found that batch of missing ammunition from Falujah!

Qwyplain Dhark
28-10-2004, 07:16 AM
"Noooo i'm gonna follow through"

Rogue Monkey
28-10-2004, 06:52 PM
I`ll get That whascally Road Runner yet! :confused: :o

Fran
28-10-2004, 08:21 PM
I`ll get That whackally Road Runner yet! :confused: :o
So that's the new ACME anal flame-thrower... :D

Bassman
28-10-2004, 08:25 PM
thank feck I had ice cream for pudding after me curry, hope it gets there soon,,,,

Friar Tuck
30-10-2004, 12:20 AM
So anyone the prize yet, and what is it?

Pag
30-10-2004, 01:53 AM
All together now, An' it burns, burns, burns... that ring of fire.... :D

Pag
30-10-2004, 01:56 AM
I ain't so sure about these hot pants....

Pag
30-10-2004, 01:58 AM
Come on Dale Winton, make my day!

Dougie
30-10-2004, 06:52 AM
The Human Torch's return hit a snag......

Sir Ewok
30-10-2004, 09:47 PM
Desperate to save money, the MOD have now issued the RAF with the new Eurofarter.............

slugonamission
31-10-2004, 12:34 PM
For some unknown reason, none of the other lonely guys on the rig ever 'interfered' with Bob. :)

Great lol

the prize is the ability to post another pic for others to make a caption of so Persephone, you win :D . Post another pic :)

slugonamission
01-11-2004, 06:34 PM
erm...u there Persephone?

slugonamission
02-11-2004, 08:45 PM
OK then, another one

fire away

ForestFred
02-11-2004, 09:42 PM
and Geoff collects the Toilet paper for Tubgirls next party :D (to understand the relevence please go to Cert18 how sick are you thread :eek: )

Bosun
02-11-2004, 11:53 PM
it was freds turn to get the drinks for the early evening rally drinks ( not forgetting a bottle of vodka for pat)

Friar Tuck
03-11-2004, 05:53 AM
Fayji Gears up for Supermarket Sweep!

Qwyplain Dhark
03-11-2004, 07:14 AM
booger wheres that wonky wheel tag?

Bosun
03-11-2004, 08:16 AM
Cab for Wale Dinton

Sir Ewok
03-11-2004, 09:36 AM
Call me a basket again, ya old cow, and I'll have ya!

Failed the MOT on steering again

Your of your trolly dear. You've gone ga-ga, so hand over ya pension book.

Now you have the free TV licence you can fill this from ya pension......

Got shunted up the rear yesterday by thirty six other trolleys.....

Actually, I found it in a lake