Your Fave Crimbo Record?

[Tiger Lily]

It's started already......Aaaagh!

Was in the local Spar and they were playing Christmas toons......
talk in the paper is of what will be this years xmas number one......
the 'Best of....' albums that come out just before xmas are being advertised on the box to tempt you into buying them as prezzies......
and the toys, and dolls and wind up thingys and noisy toys being advertised everywhere..........EEEEK! :eek:

Enough to drive you bonkers.....were still two months away from it, (mind you, it would now be over, boxing day in fact, recovery day!).

Anyways, I want to know what is your fave crimbo toon, or toons (if you have more than one).
Now I know that's asking a lot, because nearly all are v.v.v. irritating, but I'm asking you to name one, or two, or.....
Even if you can't think of any that you like now, then what was it, or they when you were a sprog?


Mine would have to be a toss up between
Run Rudolph Run - Chuck Berry & Santa Bring my Baby Back to Me - Elvis. :D


So come on, spill the beans.....tell tell.... :rolleyes:

[cxdemon]

It's gotta be "Merry christmas" by Slade. it's awful, just like the real thing.
or even worse "White christmas" by Bing :eek: BAH! HUMBUG!! :D

[Doro]

ever heard of jingle bell rock?

~~~~~jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock~~~~

well my fave xmas song is sung to that tune


but wif rude words



sucka my sucka my sucka my........(clue: rhymes with rock)

[Freak]

sock !!!!?

[Gypsy]

i take it some uploading will be required soon :D

[Doro]

yeah gwan gwan gwan hinny


prob still on PC


:D



don't forget to mark it as NOT work safe, or put it in over 18s bit

[Tiger Lily]

Ooooooh, naughty toons.... I'm gonna have to get a password to 18+ sorted pronto....Te he :D

[Gypsy]

cant find it :confused:

[Doro]

try looking under 'comedy' or 'christmas' lol



or download it again maybe


:D

[Gypsy]

am downloading it cos there are no xmas ones there

[Gypsy]

ok here it is

warning this is not work or child safe



naughty xmas song (http://www.purple-angel.co.uk/suck.mp3)

[Tiger Lily]

Doh, drat, dawg nab it, I'm gonna have to wait 'till I get home then to open it......... :(

[Doro]

yeeahhhhh


it has jingly bells & everything


;)

[Grav]

mine is by Kevin Bloody Wilson, the wonderfully witty Australian fellow.

Santa Claus Ya C**t, Where's Me F**kin' Bike. :D

[Yoda]

i like
The Pogues
Fairy Tale of New York

Yoda

[Gypsy]

gonna upload a couple of kevin wilson ones too :D

[Gypsy]

ok here is 'ho ho *******ho'

not work safe or child safe in the slightest

hoho 'kin ho (http://www.purple-angel.co.uk/hoho.mp3)

[ForestFred]

gotta agree wiv Yoda fer once :rolleyes: Fairy tale of New york The Pogues




Merry xmas yer arse!!!!!

[madastoast]

I've been selling christmas stuff since August

So my favourite has to be money by Pink Floyd

Avaricious person I am :D

[Dougie]

Solstice bells or A Christmas Song both by Tull.

[krammer]

yep, like yoda says, its gotta be the pogues. or roger waters amused to death. :rolleyes: nice one gypsy :D

[Bosun]

Solstice bells or A Christmas Song both by Tull.
i will happily second that

[Friar Tuck]

I just bloody wish Christmas was cancelled!

[Yoda]

I just bloody wish Christmas was cancelled!

You bloody miserable B*beep*D
christmas is all about
Getting into debt
Kids arguing
Families splitting up
Fucking turkey (and i dont mean actually fucking a turkey)
More turkey fucking err i mean fucking turkey
arguing
fighting
eating till you POP
kids screaming
house a mess
kids screaming
crap TV
Oh god i wish christmas was cancelled
wheres me sharp knife i am off to cut my throat

Yoda

[krammer]

You bloody miserable B*beep*D
christmas is all about
Getting into debt
Kids arguing
Families splitting up
Fucking turkey (and i dont mean actually fucking a turkey)
More turkey fucking err i mean fucking turkey
arguing
fighting
eating till you POP
kids screaming
house a mess
kids screaming
crap TV
Oh god i wish christmas was cancelled
wheres me sharp knife i am off to cut my throat

Yoda turkey fucking? i'm more of a capon type of guy. :D

[Crofty]

The pogues definetly.
And i like the darkness's one too, and no, I'm not fourteen.

[Fran]

turkey fucking? i'm more of a capon type of guy. :D
He really takes his turkey stuffing seriously! :eek:
Call me a softy Walter if you want but I like Greg Lake I believe in Father Christmas :p

[defarter]

Gotta go with the Pogues, all there other stuff still sounds good as well, And it's a good excuse to open the Jamesons. :D :p

[krammer]

....or, even better, a spaceman came travelling! by erm, the lady in red bloke. (i don't believe i just said that)

[Fran]

You big softy!Bet you like Cliff Richard too... :D

[BikerGran]

Gotta be Slade!



But then I am very VERY ancient.....................


:D

[Jimbob]

Definitely Wizard! Roy Wood '70s icon!!!

[slug]

You bloody miserable B*beep*D
christmas is all about
Getting into debt
Kids arguing
Families splitting up
Fucking turkey (and i dont mean actually fucking a turkey)
More turkey fucking err i mean fucking turkey
arguing
fighting
eating till you POP
kids screaming
house a mess
kids screaming
crap TV
Oh god i wish christmas was cancelled
wheres me sharp knife i am off to cut my throat

Yoda



remember this year yelling at daughter

TURN IT DOWN (speaking from experience)

[Qwyplain Dhark]

st winifreds scholl choir
always brings a lump to my throat

[Rogue Monkey]

Greg Lake`s chrissy song! :D

[cxdemon]

Live aids do they know it's christmas :p

[Tiger Lily]

Live aids do they know it's christmas :p


Nooo, you serious, nooo, surely not, I find this one of the most irritating. Still this'll please you, I think it's going to be re-released. And a new Live Aid record is going to be recorded with all the latest chart toppers. Ooooh, you will be a happy bunny this christmas cxdemon. :D

[Sir Ewok]

I just bloody wish Christmas was cancelled!

Who sang that one then? I thought our fav song for Chrimbo was " Jingle Tills! Jingle Tills! Jingle all the day. Oh what fun it is to sell any old tat we can......

[cxdemon]

Ooooh, you will be a happy bunny this christmas cxdemon.[/FONT] :D[/QUOTE]


No i like it cos it irritates the fnuck out of everyone :D
Don't do christmas. Bah Humbug :eek:

[Dougie]

Live aids do they know it's christmas :p
Probably not,most of them are Muslims! :eek: