Captions Please

[andi696969]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h183/shaggy696969/S2010075a.jpg

[kitkatman]

have a sniff of this beuty :D

[andi696969]

Mine is


ONE ONE THOUSAND TWO ONE THOUSAND PULL !!!

[baldyshinehead]

is this how tht dental floss stuff works :confused:

[slob]

"are you sure you can't see my balls when I pull the string??!"

[shaggy696969]

" If the life vest doesn't inflate automatically , insert nosel and blow" :eek:

[slob]

"you see when I move the string and fart , it sounds like an owl!" "wooo hoooo wooooo....pwwrp"

[Violetmay]

Just pumping me implants up a bit more..:D

[Fran]

As Obi Wan Kenobi said ,,,
"these are not the 'roids you're looking for." :p

[elifan]

is my tampon string showing? :o

[chazz]

new i shouldnt have had a curry

[Grav]

is my tampon string showing? :o

Thats the best, pure quality. :D

[Juke]

'it's my chuff, and I'll wank if I want to...............'

[churchill]

bike obedience class are you sure ?????
ok round the bush through the maze over the benches and back !!!!!!!!!....
do i pull this to start the clock

[Bosun]

"look this label says CE approved"

[the boatman]

that big tyre narf leave a skidmark when you do a burnout ....look :D

[Bosun]

"does my bum look big on this?"

"no but your thighs look fat :D"

[Mojow1958]

Oh no....I think I followed thru........... :p

[Freak]

Is she thinking
"Why does everyone who walks past say look at the size of that rear end ???"

[Juke]

'silly fukka's! They think I really look like this. Aint they heard of airbrushing pics? Hope they can't see the cellulite on me arse just here............ :o '

[GreatBritishRob]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h183/shaggy696969/S2010075a.jpg
Could someone just rub a bit of prepration H here please. This seats doin bugger all for me dangleberries.

[Freak]

LOL..... Brilliant :D

[slob]

"mr photographer, there's a voice up my arse and he says his name's Ernie! "

[rob]

'one-handed rolling burn out?? no probs'.

[Sheep]

"Nice bike" (actually heard at a PiL rally when a naked bint was on the back of Jimmys bike!)

[chazz]

"Nice bike" (actually heard at a PIL rally when a naked bint was on the back of Jimmys bike!)

ugh orrr theres that word again
:eek:

[slob]

"can you hear that" - girl to photographer

"mmmpphhh mmpph " - from hind quarters

"move the string love I can't hear it" - Photographer to model

"PIL Rallies are for normal bikers and are really fun. guys in dresses are the latest thing" - comes from hind quarters

"Nahhh, you're talking out of your arse love " - Photographer to model

[chinster]

If I twang it now it sounds like one man an his mandolin !! :p

[Bassman]

Model says "I prefer this version of the Hokey-Kokey.."

Put the left one in...mmmmm
Pull the left one out..mmmmm

In-Out... In-Out.....shake it all about...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :D

[Fran]

ugh orrr theres that word again
:eek:


Say nothing,act casual I think we got away with it! :rolleyes:

[BigBod]

Fukin winnits! :D

[blackhack]

I knew I missed a hair when I shaved my arse this morning....

[Fran]

I knew I missed a hair when I shaved my arse this morning....


Is that your entry for the caption competition or an extract from your diary? :D

[blackhack]

Cheeky bint, Just you wait till I get you at the "ace of Spades" rally......:)

Bawbag.....Err..sorry, bunbag sent me a ticket through the post, so standby for an influx of weegies at the rally (Translation for you engurlanders, NO! its not a sexually transmitted disease :eek: )

Ye'd Better start saving yir bawbees tae buy me drink.......:) :eek:

[Fran]

Cheeky bint, Just you wait till I get you at the "ace of Spades" rally......:)

Bawbag.....Err..sorry, bunbag sent me a ticket through the post, so standby for an influx of weegies at the rally (Translation for you engurlanders, NO! its not a sexually transmitted disease :eek: )

Ye'd Better start saving yir bawbees tae buy me drink.......:)


Pint of Buckfast as usual? :p

[Dougie]

Or a bucket of Lanliq? :D