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Bosun
13-05-2004, 01:12 PM
A young man walks onto the stage of Stars in their Eyes, on crutches,
with a plaster cast from his feet to his hips. Matthew Kelly Introduces
him as Simon.

'It's very brave of you to come out here,' says Matthew. 'Please tell
the audience what happened?' 'Well' replies Simon 'about a year ago, I
was driving with my uncle when we had a really bad accident.
Unfortunately my uncle was killed outright but I survived. I was trapped
in the car for six hours before I was eventually cut free.'
'The doctors had me in surgery for 12 hours but they couldn't save my
legs.'

'That's terrible. But I see you have legs now. Are they artificial?'
asks Matthew.

'No Matthew. while I was in hospital the doctors informed me that my
uncle had in fact died, but that his legs were fine and with all the
advances in medical science, they could graft his legs onto my body.

The operation was successful. I have been having physiotherapy for six
months and hope to be walking fully again by the end of the year.

A huge round of applause erupts from the audience.

'That's an unbelievable story. So, who are you going to be?'

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keep going this is great....























its worth it honest.....



































'Tonight, Matthew, I am going to be Simon and Halfuncle'

BigBod
13-05-2004, 02:51 PM
That is so bad, I'm not even going to post a reply.

Mrs Reject
13-05-2004, 07:15 PM
me neither :D

Rabid
13-05-2004, 07:55 PM
At least it was a PC joke nobody gets hurt in it apart from the uncle that is! ;)

DANNY
13-05-2004, 10:31 PM
discrimination against uncles im going to put in an official complaint.Pat Pat Pat those nasty peaple are picking on uncles.

davesatan
14-05-2004, 07:04 AM
discrimination against uncles im going to put in an official complaint.Pat Pat Pat those nasty peaple are picking on uncles.
lmfao
regards dave

Bosun
06-01-2006, 10:58 PM
i had almost forgotten how bad this one was

kissmyass
06-01-2006, 11:04 PM
My Uncle recently died in a car crash :(

Bassman
06-01-2006, 11:40 PM
Blimey Fayji....

thats bad even for you!!! :D

Juke
07-01-2006, 12:15 AM
My Uncle recently died in a car crash :(


poor bloke....... :( .....well at least he is getting some peace now eh?..... ;)

kissmyass
07-01-2006, 12:17 AM
poor bloke....... :( .....well at least he is getting some peace now eh?..... ;)


I was gutted, i`d only just brought that car :(

Juke
07-01-2006, 12:20 AM
shouldn't have wasted your money on a car then....you should've bought a trike!!!...........