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I've inadvertantly put a dreadful vision into poor Dougie's head (Barry Manilow on the crapper if you must know!)Don't ask how that came up in the conversation.Any ideas how he can get over this? :eek:
Wolfen
22-10-2004, 06:46 PM
Fran,
You should have put this in the Cert 18 section
Freak
22-10-2004, 06:56 PM
OH NO! Why, O why did I read this thread? Now that image is stuck in my head too. Quick, I must refer to my specialist magazines tucked under the bed. Britney, O Britney, I'm on my way me lovely.
Santa
22-10-2004, 06:58 PM
No. This one needs a new cert 40 section. No-one under that age will know who Barry Manilow is :D .
(finds passport and heads for nearest airport :eek: )
Dougie
22-10-2004, 07:11 PM
See what she puts me through?No wonder I'm goin' grey and bald!Gonna have to think of something REALLY evil now! :eek:
Rogue Monkey
22-10-2004, 07:14 PM
Erm...how about this! :p
Dougie
22-10-2004, 07:16 PM
Nope,sorry,too tame,don't cut it!
Eh?Hang on,somebody's arse just changed into a dancin' badger!Either somebody's messin' or I'm finally losin' it!
Could be the beer tho'!
Rogue Monkey
22-10-2004, 07:18 PM
Ok......erm.....how about.....
Dougie
22-10-2004, 07:20 PM
You're gonna pay for that one Monkey!
Rogue Monkey
22-10-2004, 07:21 PM
Sorry dude! couldnt resist! :D
TaxiDave
22-10-2004, 07:59 PM
Think of Kylie Minogue on the toilet. I find this thought helps me with everything from hangovers to the death of a close relative.
Doesn't do anything for me. Temuera Morrison (Django Fett Star Wars)......now that's a different story... :D
defarter
22-10-2004, 09:19 PM
See what she puts me through?No wonder I'm goin' grey and bald!Gonna have to think of something REALLY evil now! :eek:
Dougie i feel for yer mate, Barry Bloody Manilow as bad as Niel Diamond, :eek: at least yer can hang Manilow upside-down and use his conk for a coat hanger :D :D
Rogue Monkey
22-10-2004, 09:57 PM
Or a biscuit holder! :o
madastoast
22-10-2004, 10:30 PM
unfortunately I remember Barry Marrownose and that thought gives me worrying images in my head so Baz on the bog AAAAARRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
Bosun
23-10-2004, 08:09 AM
booger thats done my ed in now
Always wanted to tie Bazza to the front of a car & use him as a snow plough....something useful. :D
defarter
23-10-2004, 07:55 PM
Was told that Nuclear submarines was a model of him lay on his back :eek: :D :D
Heard that was him at the start of Jaws swimming on his back as a stunt double for the shark! :D
Think of Kylie Minogue on the toilet. I find this thought helps me with everything from hangovers to the death of a close relative.
Is that an admission of some kind of pooing fetish?
:D
Creature
23-10-2004, 08:55 PM
Fran how could you - you have one some of my golden necter when we meet at rally sometime :)
the golden nector will help convert you away from such thoughts - well maybe not !!!!!!!!!!!
What is the golden nectar?As long as it's not gold tequila everybody should be safe! :p
Creature
23-10-2004, 09:15 PM
Ask Pat n Rik :)
apparerntly they have admitteds to being knobbled by it at gravel rash rally - issue 56 :)
Wouldn't be the first time I'd gone home from a rally with my head hanging in shame! :o
Creature
23-10-2004, 09:23 PM
hahahahaha
will see if i can arrange a rally up north next year and bring 4 flaggons ( around 5 gallons ) for a decent drinking session with ya
any advise on great rallies up there ?????????
prefer smaller rallies but not fussed....
mind you if too far north may have to leave 3-4 days early due to 0.9 gallon tank :)
I'll ask Dougie he's the rally/map master.I navigate by etch-a-sketch! :rolleyes:
Creature
23-10-2004, 09:46 PM
Know the feeling - I do it by petrol stations and hope theres not more that 35-40 miles between them :)
TaxiDave
23-10-2004, 10:09 PM
Is that an admission of some kind of pooing fetish?
:D
Whats wrong with Kylie's poo??
Whats wrong with Kylie's poo??
She keeps calling it a song & getting airplay!!! :eek:
She keeps calling it a song & getting airplay!!! :eek:
:D :D :D
Friar Tuck
24-10-2004, 07:03 AM
Right! It's 8.00am on a Sunday!
This will do all your heads in!
Barry Manilow, and Barbara Streisand in................
Wait for it!.......................
A porn movie doing a 69!
*Snigger! Snigger! Runs off maniacally larffing, falling over uncontrollably, with tears running down the face!*
TaxiDave
24-10-2004, 07:06 AM
Yeah, and he's got his nose up her arse!!
Dougie
24-10-2004, 09:37 AM
Aw hey!That's takin' it TOO far!!!!
Freak
24-10-2004, 10:22 AM
....she said.
defarter
24-10-2004, 11:54 AM
Right! It's 8.00am on a Sunday!
This will do all your heads in!
Barry Manilow, and Barbara Streisand in................
Wait for it!.......................
A porn movie doing a 69!
*Snigger! Snigger! Runs off maniacally larffing, falling over uncontrollably, with tears running down the face!*
Yuck thats gross :eek: :eek: :D
Is that what they mean by a nose job? :eek:
Creature
24-10-2004, 04:04 PM
ahhhh have we found out the reason they call it a BLOW JOB !!!!!!!!!!!!!! and have all the women been doing wrong ?????????? :)
That would be the biggest blow since Michael caine's "yer only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"in the Italian job. :D
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