I like Birds.

[Grav]

Yummy custard.
http://british-accents.com/products/p-misc/birds-custard.jpg

[Grav]

Ambrosia is nice too and had the advantage of having a stupid advertising campaign. :D

Ooohhh Arrrrrrrr it's ambrosiarrrrrr :D

http://british-accents.com/products/p-misc/devon-custard.jpg

[Grav]

Bill Gates didn't appreciate this gift of a custard pie.....

http://members.tripod.com/~microsloth/c_cust.htm


snigger.......... :D

[Violetmay]

You o.k Grav... or have your senses desserted you? (note spelling of desert...):D

[Jay]

You o.k Grav... or have your senses desserted you? (note spelling of desert...):DI don't see why we should have to keep 'pudding' up with these silly comments :D

[Grav]

If you carry on this thread will soon be caked in silly comments custards like you keep coming up with them...........




(custards = cos turds. Yeah, I know it's tenuous at best but what the hell. It keeps me amused. :D )

[Jay]

If you carry on this thread will soon be caked in silly comments custards like you keep coming up with them...........




(custards = cos turds. Yeah, I know it's tenuous at best but what the hell. It keeps me amused. :D )blimey mate, that was a bit iffy, wanna be careful - the Joke Police will be AFTERS you :mad:

[Santa]

I think it's sweet! :D :D

[Grav]

Wont be the first time I've been in bother with the Joke Police. I have posted some right dodgy ones from time to time which have been the sauce of some comments like Gateaux tov here. :D

[Jay]

Wont be the first time I've been in bother with the Joke Police. I have posted some right dodgy ones from time to time which have been the sauce of some comments like Gateaux tov here. :D
Well mate, that just takes the biscuit! :o

[Grav]

I know, Crackers innit. :D

[Jay]

I know, Crackers innit. :DYou always want your cake & eat it don't you.... :D

[Grav]

Yep, not easily trifled with, me. :D

[Jay]

Big TART :D

[Sig V]

Grav you need to go to Banbury and pay hommage to where they make it......there are little birds welded to the railings outside the factory and the whole town smells of coffee :)

[Jay]

Grav you need to go to Banbury and pay hommage to where they make it......there are little birds welded to the railings outside the factory and the whole town smells of coffee :)I think you'll find that's in Oompa Loompa Land :eek:

[Fran]

Big TART :D



You called????? :D

Speaking of birds,Rod Hull's son is bringing Emu out of retirement!!!! :D

[Jay]

You called????? :D

Speaking of birds,Rod Hull's son is bringing Emu out of retirement!!!! :DI said TART not WENCH :D (don't hit me....I am just a poor boy :o )

As for Emu.......Needs a visit from Bernard Matthews, does that Bird!

[Grav]

Grav you need to go to Banbury and pay hommage to where they make it......

I did and I'm now barred from going within 5 miles of the place...........


(joke) :D

[churchill]

iv pudding on my black tie ..pudding on my white tie ..pudding on my tails

[churchill]

i saw a mousse ..where? ..there on the stairs

[Fran]

Right there?

[Freak]

Grav you need to go to Banbury and pay hommage to where they make it......there are little birds welded to the railings outside the factory and the whole town smells of coffee :)

I was in Banbury this morning
I can therefore state with some conviction that it most definately
does not smell of coffee..... although I did see a big sign for
Summer Camp. Perhaps they haven't opened it yet :D

[Violetmay]

I was in Banbury this morning
I can therefore state with some conviction that it most definately
does not smell of coffee..... although I did see a big sign for
Summer Camp. Perhaps they haven't opened it yet :D
What Doro's got her own sign... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_6_14.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZU)

[churchill]

apropo of nothing dos anyone else remember sniggering at the school water glasses with the word duralex in the botom ..no reason just a thought

[Violetmay]

apropo of nothing dos anyone else remember sniggering at the school water glasses with the word duralex in the botom ..no reason just a thought
can't remember them, but remember the viscose tubing in science and thought they looked like condoms, for a person with a long thin nob... made good water bombs..:D

[churchill]

thats cos i was at school when edukasun matterd and yew were there when flouride was put in the water ...no contest weee wind ..oldis rule

[rukhsana]

God whats happened to this site youve all gone banana's :D

[addjunkie]

lovely jubbely.................




with custard of course!!!

[rukhsana]

Why of course :D :cool:

[Friar Tuck]

God whats happened to this site youve all gone banana's :D
only when Ice cream!
















(I scream? Geddit? No? Oh please yerselves!)

[churchill]

did i miss anything iv bonofie lookin for mousse in the blackforest.. :rolleyes: ok iv gateaux go now ........good i hear you re.torte :eek: