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Bosun
22-10-2004, 12:05 PM
isn't it dissapointing, you build up a decent head of steam,
keep it primed
find an empty lift / stair well etc and let ripp
only to find its not one for others to enjoy, either vocally or aromatically :(


quite spoilt my lunch time ;)
Fran
22-10-2004, 12:09 PM
We'll have to change your name to farty bum-flaps!
I've had the fartectomy on the NHS so I don't do things like that! :rolleyes:
TaxiDave
22-10-2004, 12:11 PM
We'll have to change your name to farty bum-flaps!
I've had the fartectomy on the NHS so I don't do things like that! :rolleyes:

What a fartectomy?? Is it a cork and super glue?
Fran
22-10-2004, 12:12 PM
What a fartectomy?? Is it a cork and super glue?
Yes it is.The clue was "NHS" :eek:
100%Pat
22-10-2004, 12:21 PM
See.... go on admit it....

(she swears she doesnt fart..... ever!!)
Bosun
22-10-2004, 12:23 PM
Yes it is.The clue was "NHS" :eek:
Bupa use proper drain rods :eek:
defarter
22-10-2004, 12:51 PM
See.... go on admit it....

(she swears she doesnt fart..... ever!!)


Only in in public coz I'm the sharing type of person. :D :D :p
Fran
22-10-2004, 04:08 PM
Bupa use proper drain rods :eek:

I'll go private for my privates next time :eek:
Bosun
22-10-2004, 04:34 PM
at least you dont get second hand wire wool and dettol
Gypsy
22-10-2004, 05:59 PM
you know why farts stink dont ya.....



for the benefit of the deaf :D
Fran
22-10-2004, 06:14 PM
The only thing worse than farting in public is sharting in public......you don't need me to explain that....do you? :eek:
Mrs Reject
22-10-2004, 08:05 PM
The only thing worse than farting in public is sharting in public......you don't need me to explain that....do you? :eek:

Errr.....yes! what does it mean?
:confused:
Fran
22-10-2004, 08:09 PM
Following through......I've never been that unlucky myself but I believe it's very unpleasant :eek:
madastoast
22-10-2004, 08:59 PM
Not if you have your NHS bicycle clips
Qwyplain Dhark
22-10-2004, 11:25 PM
Not if you have your NHS bicycle clips
thats the elastic bands they nick from postmen :D
Fran
23-10-2004, 06:07 PM
So that's what MC Hammer had on the bottom of his trousers! :D
Freak
23-10-2004, 06:28 PM
In terms of fishing, when you cast the line...the follow-through is the most important part :eek: :eek: :eek: Think I'll stick to riding me bike thankyou.
Fran
23-10-2004, 07:10 PM
Didn't know there was a connection with fishing & cacking yer pants!Fair put me off my fish supper! :eek:
Creature
23-10-2004, 09:09 PM
talking of FISH heres a few thoughts for you to ponder about over ya cigs n beer

1. fish swim in water
2. fish feed in water
3.fish S*IT in water
4. human S*IT ends up in water
5. guess what

YOUR EATING S*IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jonnyfp
23-10-2004, 09:13 PM
We'll have to change your name to farty bum-flaps!
I've had the fartectomy on the NHS so I don't do things like that! :rolleyes:


Do i have my first recruit for the fart army then?
what do you think the fp stands for? :D
Fran
23-10-2004, 09:28 PM
No more cabbage water for you! Iliked the bottom inspectors.
BikerGran
23-10-2004, 09:34 PM
Maybe I qualify as a recruit.

Sitting in my tent at a rally, in the middle of the night, in the pouring rain, smoking a ciggie, thinking "I shouldn't smoke in my tent, it will make it all smelly"



Then thinking....







"Why the hell not, I FART in it! "



:D
Friar Tuck
24-10-2004, 07:29 AM
talking of FISH heres a few thoughts for you to ponder about over ya cigs n beer

1. fish swim in water
2. fish feed in water
3.fish S*IT in water
4. human S*IT ends up in water
5. guess what

YOUR EATING S*IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reminds me of Billy Connolly and the Jobbie Weacher!
Mrs Reject
24-10-2004, 12:09 PM
talking of FISH heres a few thoughts for you to ponder about over ya cigs n beer

1. fish swim in water
2. fish feed in water
3.fish S*IT in water
4. human S*IT ends up in water
5. guess what

YOUR EATING S*IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We had fresh fish last night but I reckon we killed any and all bugs with the amount of garlic we put in there. Unfortunately our room smelt like a harem keepers underpants this morning :eek:
Freak
24-10-2004, 01:40 PM
Maybe I qualify as a recruit.

Sitting in my tent at a rally, in the middle of the night, in the pouring rain, smoking a ciggie, thinking "I shouldn't smoke in my tent, it will make it all smelly"



Then thinking....







"Why the hell not, I FART in it! "



:D

and there was me thinking there was a sewage farm at New Yatt
Creature
24-10-2004, 04:07 PM
now if memory serves me correct there was a rally at Peterboro in the 80's called "THE POOH RALLY" right next door to the sewrage works !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hosted bt the Nene Valley Motorcycle club - if memory serves me correct
BikerGran
24-10-2004, 05:31 PM
and there was me thinking there was a sewage farm at New Yatt

You must have a fantastic sense of smell Freak - I was B&Bing it at the pub!

:o
Freak
24-10-2004, 08:45 PM
You must have a fantastic sense of smell Freak - I was B&Bing it at the pub!

:o

So thats why they had run out of Horlicks.....that I overheard someone request.....ahem. :D