Bat out of hell 3

[pyro]

Friend of mine has the pr job from hell, he has to promote BOOH3 to the yoof market.... so I wrote this for him..


The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling
Just like my bosses tonight
Theres a fatman in leather with a contract in his hand
And a pen shining oh so bright
Theres money in the air and theres drink flowing round
And a drugs out on the moonlit streets
And down there in soho where the dealers are rising
Oh I swear I saw a young boy
Fresh from Action
He was starting to gloat in the heat
Oh meatloaf youre the only thing in this whole world
Thats making me money tonight
And wherever you are and wherever you go
The prats are gonna say youre right
But I gotta get out
I gotta kick the door down
Before the final scratch of the pen
cos once the contract is signed gotta sell you to chavs
the youth market as well
and I'll be so alone

Like a PR man
I always talk out of my arse
When the coke is over
like a PR man Ill be stoned stoned stoned
Like a PR man I 'll be talking out of my arse
When the bull****s over
And the and the moneys gone
And the the dawn comes breaking through
Then like a adman before the gates of Max clifford
I'll make a fortune out of you

[kitkatman]

so without taking the piss, is there going to be a 3rd then :confused:

[ernie the dwarf]

so without taking the piss, is there going to be a 3rd then :confused:


I fucking hope not the first one was ****.........

[pyro]

Er, no:1 Written by J Steinman, to be sung by J steinman, but some bird broke his nose in a bar fight, enter Maltloaf as singer....ah ****, still classic lyrics (but if you want better try 'Original Sin' by Steinman

BOOH2.... hmm


BOOH3 forget it....

[Bosun]

will only be a 3 if legal dispute finished


is 2 worth it???

[Juke]

hey, i thought that was good........... :o
and how many of you sang it to the tune in your head?......... :rolleyes:

I did!............ :p

[the boatman]

what tune :confused:

[slob]

bat out of who's arse?!

[Born2bVile]

Popped my cherry to BOOH1 :D

Unfortunately, she was trying to tell me something by playing 'Two out of three ain't bad' :mad:

Cheers,

Byrnie.

[Mitch]

God, there are some complete grumpy arses on here this morning :D :p

I think the whole 'objects in the rear view mirror' thing sucked, but the early stuff was cool. (to an impressionable teenager at the time) :D

If Meatloaf had have been totally ****e, there wouldn't be the massive impersonator thing going (didn't we have a war of the meatloaf impersonators here once - deano and this other bloke???), then there'd be no Vampires Rock which is selling out by the bucketload.

I think meatloaf would rather be better known for his singing careeer, than for playing Rocky...?

[kitkatman]

i love his music, good for traffic jams and kareoke :D