amusing little things

[Doro]

i read this somewhere and it amused me, so i thought I'd share it with you all



definition of a prince among men:


someone who - when you've accidently snapped the heel on yer stilettos - immediately snaps the heel of yer other shoe so you can walk without limping




*cough, cough, splutter*





so what's your definition of a prince among men?

[Gypsy]

a bloke that after he's finished on the job does not get up and wipe his dick on your curtains :D

[TaxiDave]

I think a Prince among (animal loving) men is an old fella who is a scrap man close to us.

He's only just gone over to a Transit pick up to carry his scrap metal. Up until about ten years ago he used to drive an old coloured horse called Captain who pulled an old flat wooden cart. Very often in the pouring rain you'd see them heading home with Paul in his flat cap and dirty white vest. His shirt and jacket would be covering Captains neck to try and keep him dry.

[Rogue Monkey]

Someone who plays Purple rain who is short of stature and mad as a box o frogs! :D

[Doro]

Hey TD that reminds me of old charlie who lived near us, he was blind but used to go to the club every day, and as our house was an end terrace with the side wall running right alongside the public footpath, we would hear his white stick tapping along the wall and rush out to shout hello to him. Though we were 3 sisters he could recognise us all by our voices, he was a proper gent

:D

[misfits ragdoll]

what you mean there is one :rolleyes:

[madastoast]

A frog that aint been snogged :D