new joke ??

[blackhack]

Two old drunks in a bar, the first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a
hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands.

By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard.
By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem.
I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one
hand"

"So", says the second drunk, "what's your point?"

"Well, "says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get."

[Gravs brain]

Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's
forthcoming wedding.

"Ach, it's all going grand," says Jock. "I've got everything organized already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night...

Archie nods approvingly.

"Heavens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock.

"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in
that!"

"And what's the tartan?" Archie then enquires.

Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white ..."

[slob]

*LOL .. like them :D :D

[Dougie]

Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's
forthcoming wedding.

"Ach, it's all going grand," says Jock. "I've got everything organized already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night...

Archie nods approvingly.

"Heavens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock.

"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in
that!"

"And what's the tartan?" Archie then enquires.

Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white ..."
Very good! :D :D

[Grav]

snigger........... :D