PAT!GARYSPHROGG! He's comin

[ForestFred]

Just to let the biggest Neil Diamond fans on the forum know .The shiny one is touring the UK next summer.He is appearing down yer in the West at Ashton Gate home of Bristol City FC June 14.Tickets go on sale tommow£35.00,£45.00 &£60.00 Be warned that some website touts are asking£275.00 per ticket and they aint even got them yet.More dates announced on GMTV tommorow.

[GarrysPhrogg]

Ha Ha FF You beat me to it, anyway me being a bit of a fan I subscribed to ticket updates for Niel Diamond and this is what I got.......

NEIL DIAMOND DATES AVAILABLE


Neil Diamond has announced dates to be performed in the UK.

The Online Ticket Shop has tickets available for Neil Diamond performing at
the following venues.

Saturday 4th June 2005 - Woburn Abbey, Woburn

Tuesday 14th July 2005 - Ashton Gate, Bristol

To view information regarding Neil Diamond tickets please follow the link
below:

NEIL DIAMOND
<http://www.theonlineticketshop.co.uk/shopfront/music/default.asp?eventType_
ID=365&affiliateid=newsletter>


So are you up for it Pat and which date/venue. Anyone else dare to enjoy themselves with us oldies :D

[100%Pat]

Of course!!! Wobern Abbey would be fantastic.... I remember when I was 14 going and sitting outside the walls with some mates to lisen cos we couldnt afford the tickets\!!

[GarrysPhrogg]

excellent
Ive been on the online ticket shop and thier cheapest are £90 and Im pretty sure they arent guaranteed (they dont have the tickets yet) and they were the same people that charged garry and I a lot of money for rugby tickets that we didnt get and had to go to a different game (still was good ) so if anyone knows where we can get tickets from for this I/we would really appreciate it, don't mind paying as long as they are guaranteed.

[100%Pat]

Everyone start searching the net , local papers, etc I NEED THOSE TICKETS!!!

[Santa]

Have a look at http://www.neildiamondhomepage.com which has a link for you to register (presumably with fanclub) to reserve tickets (which apparently go on general sale tomorrow). Another avenue to try is the promoter who would appear to be Clearchannel. You could try putting that in a search engine and see what comes up. I've tried all the ticket agency sites I can think of but none are showing these gigs yet (maybe because tickets are not yet on sale). If I get any Clearchannel promoted gigs through at work in the near future I will make enquiries from the rep on tour for you.

[TaxiDave]

I just can't help worrying about Forest Fred and Santa, having all this info about Neil Diamind to hand.

[100%Pat]

good Taste

[ForestFred]

Also it pays to keep in Pats good books :D

[Dougie]

God the smell of pish'n'lavender's getting a bit overpowering!










Just kiddin' Pat!

[100%Pat]

do you need to change your pants then..... or is just your granny visiting... :D

[Dougie]

Har bloody Har!

[100%Pat]

I thought you were trying to tell me very discreetly that you'd pissed yourself..... sorry did I misunderstand? Oh dear I must be having a blonde moment... :p

[Dougie]

If I have to explain it yer definitely too old!
Good God!Neil Diamond!Is he still alive?

[100%Pat]

But has he pissed his pants as well ? :p .......

[100%Pat]

If you have come to the forum party you would understand.... Neil Diamond.... IS GOD!!!

[Dougie]

I'd have loved to have come to the party but due to lack of funds and a shot back (getting better,the back not the funds,still skint) it was,alas,a no-no!
I still fail to see the attraction though.Good songwriter I'll admit (up to a point) but to me he sings like a nannygoat pishin' an a wriggly tin roof!However I used to loath Patti Smith until Fran dragged me to see her live,so...........


Are we still pals though?Please?Pretty please?

[100%Pat]

The Neil Diamond thing is rather a long story, if you look back to a couple of issues ago and read the write up on 'Thunder In The City' Rally that explains everything.... its all that Garysphroggs fault.... she made me do it.. :D

[Dougie]

Fair enuff.

But










Are we still pals?
I've gots to know!

[Friar Tuck]

I was there! At THAT Forum Party!

And it was scary watching Pat, Garysphrogg, Mitch and Mrs.R bopping to Crackling Rose! I have the Photos!

Worthy of Section 18 I can tell you!

[ForestFred]

I was there! At THAT Forum Party!

And it was scary watching Pat, Garysphrogg, Mitch and Mrs.R bopping to Crackling Rose! I have the Photos!

Worthy of Section 18 I can tell you!Ah so thats what made me sick nothing to do wiv the beer then :rolleyes:

[Friar Tuck]

Yup! 'Fraid so! :eek:

[100%Pat]

He was on GMTV this morning!!! Announcing his UK tour and its much more than the two dates previously said..... was even late for work cos I stayed to watch it.... now going off to their website to get the dates!!!

[GarrysPhrogg]

Ticket Information
You have purchased 2 ticket for:
CLEAR CHANNEL ENT PRESENT
NEIL DIAMOND
PICNIC STYLE UNRESERVED
WOBURN ABBEY
SATURDAY 04 JUNE 2005
SHOW TIME 20:00

Venue Information


Seating Information
GENERAL ADMISSION PICNIC STYLE


I bet Neil is dead excited to see us there

play it now play it now

[100%Pat]

I am so fecking chuffed!!!!

Oooooh he's gonna love seeing us eh Lynne..... And he WILL see us wont he??:D

[Dougie]

Pat!Pat!PLEEEEAASE tell me!ARE WE STILL PALS?

[100%Pat]

Anyone hear someone speak then..... No? There must be an echo in here somewhere then.. :D

[Dougie]

Don't be nasty!





Shuffles off to corner,weeps uncontrollably,like a Squonk!

[100%Pat]

It was a sqonk I heard .... PMSL :D

[Dougie]

So can you be a squonk's pal?

[100%Pat]

Oooh I've never had a pal before... billy's my middle name :D

[blackhack]

Who's Niel Diamond then ??

[Fran]

A backcombed sequin-wearing buffoon....says Dougie! :D

[TaxiDave]

A backcombed sequin-wearing buffoon....says Dougie! :D

......... who makes the older lady wet all the way down to the knee's. Neil Diamond that is, not Dougie.

[Fran]

OK....I've been forced to take that back.Dougie's burst into tears & I've been forced to testify that I'd throw my best pair of saturday night pants at the great God Neil Diamond!

[100%Pat]

......... who makes the older lady like Garrysphrogg wet all the way down to the knee's. Neil Diamond that is, not Dougie.

Ooooooh I'm gonna tell Lynne you said that!!! Ooooh she'll kill you... be scared, very scared... :o

[TaxiDave]

Ooooooh I'm gonna tell Lynne you said that!!! You know its only me who's at that certain age! Ooooh she'll kill you... be scared, very scared... :o


TD blows raspberry at Pat !!!!

[defarter]

Is it true he wears a wig nowdays :eek: :eek: :D

[100%Pat]

And I thought it was only me that was that clever.... took you long enough mate :D

[100%Pat]

Is it true that Taxi Dave wears a wig nowdays :eek: :eek: :D


I dont know mate, I've never met Taxi Dave??? :D

[defarter]

I dont know mate, I've never met Taxi Dave??? :D


I've been Libeled :eek:

Off to the courts of justic :mad: :D

[100%Pat]

Its there in your own words just like I told Taxi Dave.... :D

[defarter]

Its there in your own words just like I told Taxi Dave.... :D

Bloody women :eek: :eek:

[STEViE]

So how much are you gonna hassle ND to play Cracklin' Rosie every other song then :p

Not that you'd EVER do that to anyone then eh ? :p

Enjoy every minute of it. I don't care what anyone says I reckon he's a great entertainer, even if I don't like much of his stuff.


Now all I'm waitin' for are the remainin' members of The Faces to anounce that the tour is on for next year :D WOOHOO !!

That said tho. I would really like to see David Coverdale and Tom Waits doin' 'Ain't No Love In The Heart Of The City' 'cos that would be just soooo perfect. Anutha, and a complete giggle would be Dave Lee Roth and Barry Mannilow doin' 'Copa Cobana' 'cos ya can't really get more Las Vegas than them two an' that song.

[TaxiDave]

I dont know mate, I've never met Taxi Dave??? :D


Yes you have Pat. Unwanteds. Burton.

[100%Pat]

was I pissed? Sorry mate but I cant place the face? I remember Ria & Yoda & shaggy & Odie being there?

[TaxiDave]

Glad you can't remember. It all helps when I start stalking you.