pyro
09-06-2006, 09:59 PM
I aint reading ll those bloody threads so if its been up here then hard cheese
(Strangely my mate Dan Jerrous will be advertising a new Dutch cheese soon)
TEN THINGS TO PONDER
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down
the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred pounds
and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty pence?
Number 2 - In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one bird with
bird flu is located among the millions and millions of birds in
Britain,
but we haven't got a clue as to where a thousand illegal-immigrants
with
criminal convictions are located.
Maybe we should put the Ministry of Agriculture in charge of
immigration.
(Strangely my mate Dan Jerrous will be advertising a new Dutch cheese soon)
TEN THINGS TO PONDER
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down
the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred pounds
and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty pence?
Number 2 - In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one bird with
bird flu is located among the millions and millions of birds in
Britain,
but we haven't got a clue as to where a thousand illegal-immigrants
with
criminal convictions are located.
Maybe we should put the Ministry of Agriculture in charge of
immigration.