Lightweight Bikers?

[Qwyplain Dhark]

I've been accused by some of my regualars that i am a Lightweight Biker
but i'm 21 stone! (the joys of good ale)

[triker_gal]

I've been accused by some of my regualars that i am a Lightweight Biker
but i'm 21 stone! (the joys of good ale)
Jeezz, that must make me an underweight Biker, lol :D and the rest of us skinny bikers, lol lol

[defarter]

I've been accused by some of my regualars that i am a Lightweight Biker
but i'm 21 stone! (the joys of good ale)

Makes me feel good, I must be a lightwieght at 13 stoon :D :D :D

[DANNY]

no wonder my bike goes so fast im only 12 stone.(built for speed not comfort)

[100%Pat]

Does it go fast..... TO ME.... or TO YOU,

to me, to you, to me, to you....

[Huw Beer Monster]

Does it go fast..... TO ME.... or TO YOU,

to me, to you, to me, to you....

Pat's new alter ego - The Chuckle Puppies... ;)

[DANNY]

Does it go fast..... TO ME.... or TO YOU,

to me, to you, to me, to you....
Ha bl%dy Ha so how long is this going to run for, ill kill Mr Chaz when i see him unless the fashion police get him first.

[100%Pat]

Huw.... you obviously havent met Danny have you...... To you Danny.. :D

[Huw Beer Monster]

Huw.... you obviously havent met Danny have you...... To you Danny.. :D

No...

I still stand by my earlier comment though ;)

[Freak]

I've been accused by some of my regualars that i am a Lightweight Biker
but i'm 21 stone! (the joys of good ale)

Doctor: "So, do you know how much you weigh now"?
Me: "Yep, just over 14 stone"
Doctor: "Do you know precisely?"
Me: "Yes......








17 stone 10". :D

[Yoda]

no wonder my bike goes so fast im only 12 stone.(built for speed not comfort)

is that what all the girlies tell you :) :)

[mr.chaz]

(built for speed not comfort)

Yep... so I heard , 2 pumps and a squirt I'm told!

[Bosun]

why pinch an inch when tyou can tug hard on a yard

why when ive tried to be good(ish) this year have i got bigger?

[DANNY]

Yep... so I heard , 2 pumps and a squirt I'm told!
ok who you bin talking to.They shouldnt have known it was me i hed your captain ramrod mask on.

[mr.chaz]

ok who you bin talking to.They shouldnt have known it was me i hed your captain ramrod mask on.


Let's just say they were compairing you to a motorcycle ,,, and thought you would be more of a 2 stroke , as opposed to a 4 stroke. :D

and although you may wear the Ramrod mask.... you cannot fool the ladies.

Ramrod - often imitated...never equaled.

[Qwyplain Dhark]

We sell a lot of Ramrod
Have to keep it warm as cannot open Chiller and get belly behind bar at same time.. well unless Sally (the Topless Barmaid) will do the honours for me

[Doro]

errrrmmmmm

nope


this thread has gone completely over me head :p

[Mrs Reject]

I do like a ramrod ........... and the beer's nice too :D

[Bosun]

I do like a ramrod ........... and the beer's nice too :D
fffnurrr fnurrrrr naughty girl :p