What shall I do?

[Mrs Reject]

My new bike's off the road, it's in the local garage with carb and cam chain problems and will be there for ages. nothing that can't be cured so it's not the end of the world, however, living in the sticks as we do getting to uni on public transport is a total nightmare!!!!!
My son says I can borrow his CM125 as he won't need it for a couple of months. It is a bright red shed on wheels.
Shall I ride the 125 and face the eternal shame or should I carry on getting the bus? Can anyone suggest any disguises to protect my identity even though I would be parking it three streets away so no one can see me?
Confused and ashamed Mrs R :confused:

[mr.chaz]

Do it - be a deviant! You know you want to...

It is dirrrty and you want eeet! :p

[Maggie B]

Get your trainers on, put your baggiest jeans on, borrow some lop top lugs, leap on the 125 and ride around like there is no tomorrow

Disguise is the answer !
But take a change of clothing to put on when you get to your destination-& park around the corner




P.S. Rev it pointlessly at the lights

[mr.chaz]

Are we now aiming our anger at small capacity motorcycles - I think it's outrageous!

I remember fondly XL 125's SL125's TS 125's an all - we should not pour scorn on those that are capacitily challenged.

It's remarks like that , that will lose you an election - Maggie B :eek: .

[Maggie B]

have I offended you in any way Mr Chaz :eek:
was meant as a

JOKE
:o
:o

[mr.chaz]

[QUOTE=Maggie B]have I offended you in any way Mr Chaz :eek:
was meant as a ]



Take more than lap dancing in a thong to offend me. :D

It was meant as a light hearted comical retort , whilst highlighting the fact that anything with two wheels above 50cc is classed as a motorcycle - so should be ridden nontheless.

Howz that for early in the morning eh? :p

[Maggie B]

You really don't want to see me lap dancing in a thong

Believe me :D

[Rabid]

I'd rather see you in a thong maggie than forest fred. ;)

[Maggie B]

Moving swiftly on..... :eek:



As a happy owner of a Piaggio 150cc scooter I can recommend the smaller bike to anyone
I have to ride differently to how I ride my BIG bike

I have not taken the Speed triple into work yet, but have no worries about taking the scoot in, even though statistics show that the scooter is more likely to be stolen

[mr.chaz]

As I am a clean living young man - with no taste at all for wine , women or song ... then I must leave this thread immediately for fear of it spiralling into filth and depravation. :eek:

[Maggie B]

As I am a clean shaven "young" man - with tasteful wine , women or song, I must leave this thread immediately for spiralling filth and depravation awaits. :rolleyes:
Why you dirty......

[Mrs Reject]

You're right - I do want to do it!!!! *shame*. I've decided to go in disguise, the baggy trousers were a good idea Maggie but in order to look like a proper pikie I think it will have to be the white tracksuit 2 -3 sizes smaller than my actual size and white socks and trainers. Maybe a large golden clown with jointed arms and legs on a thick chain round my neck and enormous hoop earings - and as you say a change of clothes :D

[Mrs Reject]

P.S Or go the other way and do overkill - go out on the 125 wearing full leathers with conchos, tassles, bandana, well cool helmet and gucci sunglasses, suede calfette gloves and the best racing boots money can buy.
A young man in Horsham used to go out on this sort of attire - on a 50 cc moped, caused much merriment!!! :D

[TaxiDave]

P.S Or go the other way and do overkill - go out on the 125 wearing full leathers with conchos, tassles, bandana, well cool helmet and gucci sunglasses, suede calfette gloves and the best racing boots money can buy. :D
But Mrs R, I thought you said you wanted to go in disguise :D

[grem]

Blackboard paint and bin bags!.....on the bike not you!

[100%Pat]

You could always ask Mr C if you could borrow his, 'JEN-UUU-INE' Harley D Tee shirt from America....
ROFL! :eek:

[BigBod]

Mrs R!, You've no worries on a 125, now that we have met, is all you have to do each time you throw your leg over that 125 is imagine me going to work every day on my @125 twist & go.

I know I look a ***** but it's cheap as chips and so reliable.......I think I'm just trying to justify it as best I can.....It's got to be marginally better than a car... aint it???

[Mrs Reject]

Mrs R!, You've no worries on a 125, now that we have met, is all you have to do each time you throw your leg over that 125 is imagine me going to work every day on my @125 twist & go.

I know I look a ***** but it's cheap as chips and so reliable.......I think I'm just trying to justify it as best I can.....It's got to be marginally better than a car... aint it???

YOU - on a 125 :eek: :D :eek:
I think I had better pass you your coat :D

[Maggie B]

I like the bin bags and tape on the bike idea

Even better-
Borrow a pantomime horse outfit, stick it onthe bike

Neigh at all traffic lights at all the traffic



Class :D

[Blue]

Take cornflake packet.
Cut out two v-twin shapes (suggest you use inside side of packet as not many V-twins in Kelloggs colours).
Tie one to each side of 125 engine.
Everyone most impressed at what neat minimal Harley you riding these days.

[mr.chaz]

You could always ask Mr C if you could borrow his, 'JEN-UUU-INE' Harley D Tee shirt from America....
ROFL! :eek:

Oooohhh you cheeky , cheeky fugger! You hit that raw nerve again!
Because I sold my softail last year , does that mean I'm not allowed to wear my Harley shirt? Look , look ( stands up and twirls around) I've got one on now as well . I'm entitled to wear them because A) I've owned a constant stream of shovels , evos and Buells until last year and B) Each one has been bought from that particular dealership when I've been in the States.
Oooohhhh!!! Oooooohhh!!! Oooooohhh! ( Bangs head against wall and pokes finger in eye) , bastid , bastid , bastid!

Be happy if I burnt them eh? eh? eh? Well I'd better get out my wife's Aprilia jackets ( cos we ain't Aprilia dealers no more) and the Cagiva shirts and the Laverda shirts and my Honda jacket ( cos I don't have a Honda no more) and my Triumph jacket ( cos neither of us have our Triumphs no more) - christ it's lucky that we both got Kawasakis , Suzukis and a Duke - otherwise the other half of my wardrobe would be gone too. I didn't realise that when you sell a bike , you must pass on all regalia to the new owner too.

Stamp , stamp stamp.... I'll get you for that - see if I don't ...OOOoooooh! Laxative in the water tank of the 100% bus eh??? :mad:

[mr.chaz]

Why you dirty......

Oh sh*t - that's another one that's rumbled me.
I'm off to lie under a boat. ;)

[100%Pat]

ROFL! :p
Oooooh I really got you didnt I? ROFL ROFL!!
And I've even printed the 'Biker Rant 'thingy too!
:eek:

[Bosun]

look like a proper pikie I think it will have to be the white tracksuit 2 -3 sizes smaller than my actual size and white socks and trainers. Maybe a large golden clown with jointed arms and legs on a thick chain round my neck and enormous hoop earings - and as you say a change of clothes :D

but pikies ( the great unwashed as known round here) dont have a change of clothes

sounds sexy though :D

[mr.chaz]

ROFL! :p
Oooooh I really got you didnt I? ROFL ROFL!!
And I've even printed the 'Biker Rant 'thingy too!
:eek:

Good! Then I might be able to afford to buy some new t shirts then.
Better ask for Pat's Rules of Dress Code before I spend any money though! :eek:

[ForestFred]

Now Mrs R if you had kept the 'gift' you could have worn it and no one would have recognized you :D

[Grav]

Pickle yourself in "turbot's really Odd" and garnish with a herring for a perfect sozzled surpirise.