Sad news about Goats

[Bosun]

From the metro website

Randy goats to be culled

A DOZEN GOATS are to be culled because they are mating on a cricket pitch.
'The goats mate on our pitch because it is flat and their shenanigans make a mess

The animals have grazed near Lynton in Devon for centuries.

But their numbers have swelled and they are now straying on to the town's cricket wicket to have sex.

Lynton and Lynmouth Cricket Club said marksmen would carry out the cull.

'The goats mate on our pitch because it is flat and their shenanigans make a mess,' a spokesman added.

'It is embarrassing when visiting teams come for a game.'

[ForestFred]

Ha Ha ! They think by culling a few they will stop the impending world domination by goats NEVER! and it will be I the Goatmaster who will lead them FF goes of cackling manically :eek:

[madastoast]

what sort of mess can goats having a good time make . Do you think they are throwing condoms allover the place or summat

[blackhack]

I hope they have the decency to at least let them " finish " before they shoot them...

[madastoast]

Or let them shoot before they finish 'em

[Rogue Monkey]

What are youall thinking! :eek: An innocent cricket player could suffer injury by slipping on one of their dirty used condoms! Its disgusing! Filth! Shouldnt be allowed...and call me Mandy if Im not right! :eek: :p

[madastoast]

do cricket players actually move then I always turn it off the box cos' its like watching porridge set.

[ForestFred]

do cricket players actually move then I always turn it off the box cos' its like watching porridge set.They will if you start shooting at them!.Might make it more interesting as well :D

[100%Pat]

you're wrong.

[Santa]

'It is embarrassing when visiting teams come for a game.'

Surely a simpler method would be to get the goats off the pitch whenever they are playing a game. Then the visiting teams wouldn't see them and, therefore, not get embarassed :D .

[Mr Meldrew]

Obviously never heard of fences in Devon then.
Goats kept out balls kept in. Oooh er mister.... :)

[krammer]

From the metro website

Randy goats to be culled

A DOZEN GOATS are to be culled because they are mating on a cricket pitch.
'The goats mate on our pitch because it is flat and their shenanigans make a mess

The animals have grazed near Lynton in Devon for centuries.

But their numbers have swelled and they are now straying on to the town's cricket wicket to have sex.

Lynton and Lynmouth Cricket Club said marksmen would carry out the cull.

'The goats mate on our pitch because it is flat and their shenanigans make a mess,' a spokesman added.

'It is embarrassing when visiting teams come for a game.' cricket playing goats? far out. :rolleyes:

[Bosun]

mustve come from a local paper.. where else do you use the word "Shenanigans?"

[Yoda]

Can you keep your false believing goats under control next time.
see they must be yours cuz the true beliver goats would be wearing kinky latex and rubber with weird goat sex toys with them..no boring straight goat sex for the true believers :eek:

Yoda

[ForestFred]

Can you keep your false believing goats under control next time.
see they must be yours cuz the true beliver goats would be wearing kinky latex and rubber with weird goat sex toys with them..no boring straight goat sex for the true believers :eek:

YodaSee you've just proved you know nothing, the latex and toys are ritual equipment used only on high days and holy days.These goats were just expressing the joys of being goats .Bloody do gooders always trying to spoil an innocent goats fun :D

[Friar Tuck]

Ooh a goat cull!

I can feel one of me famous goat curries in the offing!

[Qwyplain Dhark]

Post the recipe please

[Rogue Monkey]

Goats are good at keeping the grass nice and short! Saves on lawn mower juice! :o

[Huw Beer Monster]

Lynton and Lynmouth Cricket Club said marksmen would carry out the cull.
'The goats mate on our pitch because it is flat and their shenanigans make a mess,' a spokesman added.

'It is embarrassing when visiting goats are game for a come'

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Rogue Monkey]

Post the recipe please
1 Goats head....boil for 40 mins on gas mark 6. Pour into a bowl.....Hey presto! Goats head soup! The only trouble is it makes you go all wrinkly like Kieth Richards and Mr Jagger :p

[Qwyplain Dhark]

Thank you ithink

"sally put the pot on the stove its soup for tea!!"