attack really is the best form of defence.

[krammer]

after suffering with the guts ache all day friday and most of saturday i decided to have a lamb jalfrezi for tea. i then proceeded to consume vast amounts of white lightening. i woke up yesterday and hey presto! no more bellyache. however, as i was strolling back from the red admiral yesterday after enjoying my apperatif (4 pints of carling...extra cold) i became aware of a rumbling sensation in my belly coupled with a twitching sphincter. i proceeded to run crab like for the last hundred yards. with key in hand, stricken look and desperation in my eyes i bolted upstairs and.... i'll spare you the rest but in aeronautical terms it would be classed as a near miss. i can only conclude that the attack was bought on by the two slices of toast i had for breakfast. weird or what! :o

[madastoast]

lot to answer for that toast

[Fran]

Nothing worse than being far away from the toilet with a sphincter going like a rabbit's nostrils! :eek:

[Friar Tuck]

FFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Pardon you! Phoo!!

[Rogue Monkey]

:p ..............I always said foriegn food is no good for you! :D

[Freak]

Tell me about it. There seems to be a lot of it abouuuuuuuuu :eek: gotta go!

[Bosun]

:p ..............I always said foriegn food is no good for you! :D

was it french toast?

[blackhack]

Even As I type, I'm scoffing A Lamb Madras (lamb madass) with a mince pratha, and had a starter of veg pakora....HEAVEN !!

Mind you the missus might not be too happy when I start "gassing" later tonight...HE HE

[Rogue Monkey]

after suffering with the guts ache all day friday and most of saturday i decided to have a lamb jalfrezi for tea. i then proceeded to consume vast amounts of white lightening. i woke up yesterday and hey presto! no more bellyache. however, as i was strolling back from the red admiral yesterday after enjoying my apperatif (4 pints of carling...extra cold) i became aware of a rumbling sensation in my belly coupled with a twitching sphincter. i proceeded to run crab like for the last hundred yards. with key in hand, stricken look and desperation in my eyes i bolted upstairs and.... i'll spare you the rest but in aeronautical terms it would be classed as a near miss. i can only conclude that the attack was bought on by the two slices of toast i had for breakfast. weird or what! :o
Now....I know......why...you are called......KRAMMER! :eek: :D

[Rogue Monkey]

Soz Mate! :p :D

[Gypsy]

haha was in the same sort of situation once, running phone cables round someones house,,, had the ole Psssssssst !! "oh touching cloth" left my tools scartered all over the customers garden, jumped in my van and drove back home (only a mile or so) praying that i would not need to hose the van out later on :D

[Shudy]

Yep. That's weird. Carling is sh1t lager here too.