Same Old... Same Old

[mr.chaz]

Sent to me today for circulation....


This is priceless and would be hilarious, if not so true.


Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN)
for 6 A.M. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with
his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI
LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he
sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend
today.
After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got
in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) and continued his search for a good paying
BRITISH JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe
decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured
himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN
INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in the
UK................

[Yoda]

yeah they might make all the nice toys but we give the world
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The Austin Maestro

yeah

[Dougie]

Not forgetting the Austin Allegro!



Though I'd bloody like to!

[Yoda]

Ahh but the Meastro also gave us that legendry
Reliable and precise Talking Digital Dashboard - That always worked
and we taught Fiat a thing or two when it come to teaching them how to make cars that Rust

Yoda

[Rogue Monkey]

Triumph herald! Now were did I put the body filler?

[madastoast]

wasn 't the maestro the one with the french voice on the computer. I had one years ago and the acc. cable stuck scared seven colours of s*** out of me as the brakes were crap at 30. It had independant central locking on every door and air vents??? in the floor pans. The handles kept breaking off so you had to learn how to break in to open the doors to fix 'em It hated me that car :confused:

[Bosun]

wasn 't the maestro the one with the french voice on the computer. I had one years ago and the acc. cable stuck scared seven colours of s*** out of me as the brakes were crap at 30. It had independant central locking on every door and air vents??? in the floor pans. The handles kept breaking off so you had to learn how to break in to open the doors to fix 'em It hated me that car :confused:


why is it things you hate most you rmeber mosyt though :)

[BlackPig]

wasn 't the maestro the one with the french voice on the computer. I had one years ago and the acc. cable stuck scared seven colours of s*** out of me as the brakes were crap at 30. It had independant central locking on every door and air vents??? in the floor pans. The handles kept breaking off so you had to learn how to break in to open the doors to fix 'em It hated me that car

Yes that's the one,and no it didn't hate you they were all like that !! :D :D :D

[madastoast]

:D Thats one less complex to have sorted :D :D one less visit to the trick cyclist :D

[Rogue Monkey]

Your on Trick Cyclists? :eek: You`ll be on SSRI`s next! :p (erm...nurse joke!) :o

[madastoast]

next time I see sis in law she'll explain she's a psych nurse too