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chimaera
30-05-2006, 06:09 PM
I need £6300 to buy a CBF 1000, will anyone give me the money?

Juke
30-05-2006, 06:10 PM
errrrrrrrrr..........no!.............. :p

Doro
30-05-2006, 06:12 PM
I will


but you gotta let me have a share of the bike

mmmmmmmmm


let's see

I reckon 100% ownership

plus you pay back the money in 7 days with a rate of 59% interest and I still keep my shares

any good ?

:D

krammer
30-05-2006, 06:13 PM
what's your missus like? :)

Womble_Lancs
30-05-2006, 06:15 PM
I know a nice man at the Nigerian National Bank who may be able to help. I hear he's looking for someone to help him make £250,000 disappear. His phone number is 00 419 419 419 419 :eek:

Sheltie
30-05-2006, 06:23 PM
Aye nae probs ye can hae ma £0.63 it's only to last me to the end of the month, but I wouldna see a biker doon n oot.

chimaera
30-05-2006, 06:27 PM
what's your missus like? :)
Red Hair, slim, 36D, sense of humour, does a wicked curry, entertaining (nudge nudge know what I mean), will clean the bikes and trike but dont give her a brillo pad cos she'll use it and excellent in the garden.

krammer
30-05-2006, 06:31 PM
Red Hair, slim, 36D, sense of humour, does a wicked curry, entertaining (nudge nudge know what I mean), will clean the bikes and trike but dont give her a brillo pad cos she'll use it and excellent in the garden. done!! ;)

chimaera
30-05-2006, 06:38 PM
sold, when do you want to collect her, must warn you she comes complete with 8.5 year old who will do your head in

Dougie
30-05-2006, 07:26 PM
I need £6300 to buy a CBF 1000, will anyone give me the money?
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Violetmay
30-05-2006, 07:27 PM
no.. but if win lotto or horses.... will see.:)

the boatman
30-05-2006, 07:35 PM
if i had it probly not :D but it was worth a try lend us a tenner :D

critch
30-05-2006, 09:44 PM
I need £6300 to buy a CBF 1000, will anyone give me the money?

nice try chap :D

Spike
31-05-2006, 12:24 PM
I need £6300 to buy a CBF 1000, will anyone give me the money?

No, next silly bloody question ! :rolleyes: