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[Yoda]

ok what have i mist
i have been away at the isle of wight for the weekend
and there are hundreds of posts,
so to save me reading them all
can someone sumarise them for me

Yoda

[devilsquest2000]

nowt m8 :D :D :D :D

[Fran]

Don't know what you missed but we missed you! :D

[ForestFred]

Just fer you here goes. Been there ,done that,got pissed. Sorted :D

[krammer]

you mean apart from the usual weekend madness that is rogue monkey? he rools!. ahem.. thats better,

[TaxiDave]

ok what have i mist
i have been away at the isle of wight for the weekend
and there are hundreds of posts,
so to save me reading them all
can someone sumarise them for me

Yoda


Hiya Yoda Old Buddy

I think everyones trying to hide the highlight of the weekend. Dracken offered the first 10 callers a £250.00 voucher to spend on anything in the shop, and apparently he's only had 8 callers so far. Apparently all you have to do is phone him up and say " Hiya Wynne " and then swear your allegiance to the flag of Wales and say that you will never eat lamb again, well not in the way that he eats lamb anyway, if you know what I mean. I'm putting my £250.00 towards a large steel Hide From The Mad Welshman Shed.
He's really chuffed with the response because up until now he's never had 8 people know him by his real name outside the Masons of course.

[dracken1]

:D :D
taxidave you are a f**king star you really are.

sorry to hear that you are soon to be done for speeding though!

what i mean to say is that your details have been passed on to the welsh border patrol. who have promised me that if you are caught in wales they will kick your ass so hard you will get done for speeding.

oh and being able to say "cardiff" does not make you a welsh speaker either.


i take it your lurg has cleared up? now if you can just sort out that incredibly small odd shaped penis problem you'll be right :D

[Bosun]

and not to mention the naked custard wrestling...
it was over hours ago, but we haven't managed to pull De Farter out yet...
he says it makes the best noises

[Grav]

Naked Custard Wrestling?

[bunbag]

ok what have i mist
i have been away at the isle of wight for the weekend
and there are hundreds of posts,
so to save me reading them all
can someone sumarise them for me

Yoda
here yoda a volvo driver had a crash lost his left arm and left leg

but he,s all right now :D a git ma coat :o

[Friar Tuck]

Naked Custard Wrestling?
Oh blimey! Now you've done it!

[Qwyplain Dhark]

What was wrong with good old fashioned Coleslaw?

[Grav]

Coleslaw is yucky and not even fit for vegetarians.

Custard is the only foodstuff worth wrestling in.


Woo Hoo yummy yummy custard!!!!!!!!!! :D :D

*leaps into huge vat of custard*

[Huw Beer Monster]

Coleslaw is yucky and not even fit for vegetarians.

Custard is the only foodstuff worth wrestling in.

Woo Hoo yummy yummy custard!!!!!!!!!! :D :D

*leaps into huge vat of custard*

Mr McWhirter (of Guinness Book of Records fame) suffered a lapse of memory recently.

When asked how many people could float on top of a vat of custard, his response was "Hundreds and Thousands"...

:D

[Santa]

Excuse my ignorance, but what is naked custard, and how do you make it wrestle? :D

[Grav]

Naked custard is a term used for custard when it is removed from its packaging and you make it wrestle by pouring large amounts of it into a large paddling pool and diving in. :D

Woo Hoo!

*dives into huge vat of custard again and again and again............*

[Bosun]

Naked Custard Wrestling?


i did say not to mention it:)

[Friar Tuck]

But you bloody did!

Now we've got the stuff all over the place! I've slipped over four times already! :(

[davesatan]

i had a tummy bug and today is the first day i can fart and not follow through

[Qwyplain Dhark]

i had a tummy bug and today is the first day i can fart and not follow through


Maybe a little more information than we need :D :eek:

[davesatan]

ok my voice is not liquid and lumpy today